We need to have a talk. I am just plowing through my normal Munday routine of chugging java, avoiding work and wishing I did not drink so heavily over the weekend, when I came across your attire on Saturday night.
Most sports fans (ME) are finally recovering from your recent shoe choice of hot heel boots in Happy Valley and now you follow it up with tight spandex pants with high heels? WOWSERS!
What are you trying to do males in this country? Kill us all one by one? Seriously, Erin.
I know it is only a matter of time before my liver gives out but please, this out of nowhere sharp rise in blood pressure might end me much sooner.
I wanted to make you aware of the adverse effect that you are having on the health in society and please takes this into consideration.
An respected admirer and men's health advocate,
ps. Please do not take this as a slight towards your fashion sense or think this is personal. I am still drunk from Super Bowl Sunday.
(H/T: Sports by Brooks)
Monday, February 04, 2008