Blackout the Blackout

Yesterday morning, I was enjoying my java and reading the Washington Post Express when I about choked after digesting the review of Britney's new album, Blackout. The music critic actually liked the album and I am still in traumatic shock. I thought this album, which is released today, would bomb(It still might) and for the sake of pop culture, her tubby trailer park A$$ would go away.

I am still holding out hope that she attempts a tour on this album because I can guarantee she will forget when she is supposed to lip sync. It is hard to remember to flip around like a beached whale and remember to mouth words at the same time. I probably could not recall those difficult tasks simultaneously either after pounding endless amounts of Britney's favorite concoction: Vodka and Coke.

No idea if the words of her latest outburst outside a courtroom for her custody hearing made it into album. "Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!"

Three paragraphs are already too much web pixels on this waste of space and I do not plan on linking to anything related to buying her album. If Blackout is a hit, this will prove that music producers will always chase the buck(is this ever in doubt?) and can still put lipstick on Milli Vanilli Pig. Figuratively and literally.

KFed claims Britney has lost it
Spears is Frugly
Blackout CD Released

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Gimme No More

Unless you have been hiding under a rock or smoking one, I am sure most everyone has heard about Britney's latest abominable performance at the MTV Video Music Awards.

I watched it on the web yesterday and it is just AWFUL.

Her dance routine is wooden/zombie like with absolutely zero energy. I feel bad for the other dancers because they seem to carry the whole performance but they are the BACKUP dancers! At the end, she just gave up trying to lip sync. TOTAL DISASTER!

Her outfit reminds me of the gross overweight tubby women that I see in tight clothes in my hood. Hey Brit, time to hit the Ab machine and treadmill or wear something a little less, what is the word, um, Provocative? or Slutty? Cover the Jelly Roll up!

Her reps are already admitting that she sucked and are blaming her performance on Britney being rattled after hearing my girl Sarah Silverman practicing a joke about her kids. Whatever.

I try not to talk much about Britney on MGsW because I find her irrelevant in current pop culture. The only newsworthiness from this ex pop superstar is the relentless tabloid coverage of her bizarre personal life. She has became a pure circus act and even KFed seems like a great parent compared to her. Shocking.

Britney is nowhere near hot anymore and quite apparently can no longer dance. Those were the only two things she was consistently good at as her singing ability always was lackluster, compared to lovely chords of Christina Aguilera.

The writing has been on the wall for a long time but now it is totally official in pop culture lexicon. PUT A FORK IN HER! She will never ever be in the same universe as Madonna and is slowly falling into the fading Debbie Gibson/Tiffany category.

Carrie from the great South Dakota Dark blog has complied all of Britney's MTV VMA performances and you can witness her tragic demise in up close Youtube form.

I have already spent WAY too many words on this washed up fat trailer trash but this kiss still gets me hawt. 3:56 for the infamous tonguing.

UPDATE: Fan is REALLY Upset and wishes people would leave Brit alone!Sorry I can not embed this video.

Gimme More DISASTER, Bitch
Hottie Teen Superstar to Porky Washed Up No Talent Trash
Blaming Sarah Silverman for SUCKING
KFED=Father of Year
Christina Aguilera is Married to a DBAG
Silverman loves her some cheese

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