Blackout the Blackout

Yesterday morning, I was enjoying my java and reading the Washington Post Express when I about choked after digesting the review of Britney's new album, Blackout. The music critic actually liked the album and I am still in traumatic shock. I thought this album, which is released today, would bomb(It still might) and for the sake of pop culture, her tubby trailer park A$$ would go away.

I am still holding out hope that she attempts a tour on this album because I can guarantee she will forget when she is supposed to lip sync. It is hard to remember to flip around like a beached whale and remember to mouth words at the same time. I probably could not recall those difficult tasks simultaneously either after pounding endless amounts of Britney's favorite concoction: Vodka and Coke.

No idea if the words of her latest outburst outside a courtroom for her custody hearing made it into album. "Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!"

Three paragraphs are already too much web pixels on this waste of space and I do not plan on linking to anything related to buying her album. If Blackout is a hit, this will prove that music producers will always chase the buck(is this ever in doubt?) and can still put lipstick on Milli Vanilli Pig. Figuratively and literally.

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