SUUUUUUUUUUH!

Congratulations to bad ass Nebraska Defensive Lineman Ndamukong SUH for winning the Outland Trophy, Chuck Bednarik Award, Bronko Nagurski Award and the Vince Lombardi/Rotary Award.

The more impressive accomplishment was breaking through the offensive player bias barrier and securing an invite to the Heisman Trophy presentation.

According the site Stiff Arm Trophy, Suh, Mark Ingram and Toby Gerhart are separated by a few points to win the prestigious trophy.

I want to pat myself on the back for pounding the SUH for Heisman trophy meme on Twitter for over 3 months and looks like my hard work paid off.

Well, Suh bitch slapping Texas Oline and tossing QB Dolt McCoy around like a rag doll may have helped Suh's cause as well. :)

Congratulations Suh, you led your offensively inept Nebraska team to a FG away from a Big 12 championship and you deserve every honor thrown your way.

Motor Boats with Nikki

I promised weeks ago not to post any more about the Nebraska football team this year until a new coach was hired.

Well, if president Bush can give speeches last week arguing for fiscal restraint while the national debt has nearly doubled to 9 trillion under his watch, I can rescind my little Nebraska Cornhusker moratorium.

The 2007 college football season has been a downright debacle for Husker nation and unless you have been volunteering in the Peace Corps, most sports fans are well aware of Nebraska's current grid iron troubles.

The following video highlights everything that is wrong and right with Husker fans.

Bear with me on this video after 2 minutes as Nikki's free motorboats are totally worth enduring the annoying Katy girl in the beginning.

I think I have been watching too much Dexter recently as I had negative thoughts of duck tapping Katy's mouth until Nikki's motorboats soothed my soul.

If only Nikki could distract the opponents Oline, while the Huskers rushed the passer and the D might be able to actually touch the QB on a consistent basis. Damn, I tried to get through this whole post without breaking down any husker football.

More Motorboats please? Whew, much better. Check them out for yourself.



Props to Ike Stranathan at www.ikeFilm.com for this well needed Husker medication.

Notorious DEK hooked me up with this video and I had him provide me with some great one word adjectives to describe these passionate husker chicks.

Katy: irrational, bi-polar, psychotic tendencies, unmedicated, a few sandwiches short of a picnic, nuttier than squirrel shit, manson follower, makes mike gundy/jim mora/howard dean seem rational and calm...

Nikki- voluptuous,caring,giving,supple,angelic, the Mother Teresa of the husker nation


Mother Teresa of Motorboats. Awesome.

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My Last Husker Post Until a New Coach

I lived 10 years of my formative years growing up in the heartland of Nebraska, aka "The Good Life." If you loved sports, you were given 2 choices, either become a Husker football fan or kill yourself. Either or. Since I chose to live, the past few years following the Cornhusker football program gradual demise has been painful.

Solich did get a raw deal on how was fired/treated by Slick Stevie P but I did not completely disagree with the need to overhaul the offensive system and talent level. Husker fans forget under the Solich/Turner Gill led offenses that when it was 3rd&long, you might as well brought out the punting unit as the Skers had ZERO chance to get a first down. Solich's conference road record was barely 500. The talents of Eric Crouch and Jamal Lord(Yes, Lord!) hid how low the offense had really fallen.

I gulped the Callahan 4 star recruits, pro system kool aid. I endured watching the 70-10 blowout to TTech and the bowl game streak snapped because I thought it was what every program had to go thru in order to be reborn. USC, ND, Michigan, Oklahoma all went through these revival phases. Currently, the former dominant programs of FSU, Miami, and ND are in a state of flux.

After watching the 2006 Callahan team continually get outplayed in the second half and illustrating his inability to make adjustments, Billy C proved to be more sizzle than steak. I give credit to my man Dirty Laundry to unmasking these Billy C used car salesman characteristics to me. Another off season of hyping up recruits(AGAIN) over success on the field continued to cement these beliefs.

I argued the only way NU would ever get back to legitimately contending for national titles under this coaching staff would be to pile up more talent than other teams because I was convinced they were not going to out coach the opposing teams.

I thought Nebraska would lose 3-5 games this season but at least compete in their defeats. How wrong I was and who knew this would be the worst Nebraska defensive I have ever seen in my lifetime. Thus, until they allow less than 30 points again, I will no longer call them the blackshirts.

I have had several posts lately on the dismal state of Husker football. I started a Fire Steve Pederson blog and 10 days later he was packing his bags with Dr. Tom returning to save the program.

My point of posting the silly volleyball pictures was a futile attempt of actually MAYBE some public humiliation would get the pinkshirts to play with some heart vs A&M. 500 yards, 36 points and another embarrassing home loss later, NU football was still the laughing stock of college football. Hell, my Keller pictures were posted so fans could be proud to know that their QB was scoring some fine tail but that backfired as Keller struggled mightily against the Aggies.

I hope Dr. Tom hires outside the family(My man Notorious DEK can give you his outside the family rant). If I had any say, Auburn's D Coordinator Will Muschamp would already have a wink/wink offer on his desk, ready to be signed next month. I would find out if Cal's Jeff Tefford had any interest and throw the First National Building at him to be the next coach.

Dennis Erickson's coached Sun Devils are proving that the whole house does not have to be destroyed in order to be rebuilt quickly.

4 games remain, at Texas, at KU, KState, at Colorado. No victories appear certain and Nebraska likely will be heavy underdogs in every game. 4-8 season is probably the final outcome. The whole fan base is actually wanting the season to end. I do not blame them as the weekend nightmare continues on repeat over and over. The past 3 Big 12 offensive players of the week earned their honors by playing Nebraska. UT could make it 4. I actually feel its going to get much worse before it gets any better.

The Dumbest Coach in America is pretty much begging to be fired and maybe this Lou Holtz pep talk video can inspire the Huskers to bring some effort against Texas on Saturday. I have no idea what Holtz is talking about(I still think racism and sexism exist) but it sure is entertaining.



Thanks to FanIQ for the tip

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Dumbest College Coach in America

Is Bill Callahan TRYING to get fired before the season is over or does he just not give a flying F anymore? I am sure it is a combination of both. He already lost the Buy Out Bowl to Denny Fran's Aggies last Saturday and his team is 3 touchdown underdogs at Texas this weekend.

During his radio show on Tuesday, Callahan commented about "watching out for Limas Sweed" this weekend vs Texas.

I understand Billy C is scared of Sweed's ability after he pissed all over his pinkshirts last year in Lincoln.

However, there is a little problem with the forewarning about Sweed from the number one "dead man walking" coach in America.

Sweed was reported injured on October 8th and already has had season ending wrist surgery!!

So a major performer in your own conference has been ruled out for over 2 weeks and you are still game planning for him or at least attempting to worry about him in the media? Unbelievable. This guy is the ultimate Used Car Salesmen by convincing himself to buy a lemon that does not even run anymore!

If I see Ricky Williams in the backfield on Saturday, I am definitely throwing the house on the Longhorns and the over. Hell, I would do it anyway but this time I would do it on WEED, Man.




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What Happened to the Huskers?

This picture says it all as to what has happened in 2007 to the Cornhuskers team and unfortunately, symbolizes the current dismal state of the Nebraska football program. Two of their starting senior linebackers(Ruud&McKeon) look better at "bump, set, spike" than they do at "fill, shed, wrap up."

I normally would not pile on my home state college football squad but after laying down(38-0!) in the first half against an average Okie State team, with the 97 national title team being honored and looking on, this team deserves this picture to be posted. Maybe this humiliation will get them to "man up" and play with some fire/passion on Saturday.

And if this post happens to make the eyes of Father Flannagan wannabee Cowpoke head coach Mike Gundy, I am not 40, I do not have kids, and being called a man would be genuine flattery.

Only to save face for Husker fans everywhere, here are some pictures of Husker QB Sam Keller with some smoking hot poon. If you think this team is bad now, without Keller, they would be 1-11 or 2-10. Keller must have lit up the Tempe poon night life like the 07 Husker opponents do the scoreboard.




At least Slick Stevie Pederson is finally GONE!

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DR. TOM is BAAAACCCCKKK!

Tom Osborne will be named the school's interim athletic director at a 6:15pm est, Tuesday press conference.

Osborne met with Perlman this morning to discuss the interim post and Osborne agreed to serve, on an open-ended arrangement, until Perlman finds a permanent athletics director.

Osborne said he looks forward to the challenge.

"I've spent the majority of my life working with the Athletic Department at the university and I want to do what I can at this point to continue in the pursuit of excellence that has been previously established," he said.

Osborne will take over the job right away. AWESOME!

I will continue take credit for this historic expedient upheaval by starting the Fire Steve Pederson Blog, hours after the Missouri debacle.

Husker Nation, you are welcome. I think it is the first time as a sports fans that what I proposed doing, actually happened. I wanted the AD fired and replaced by Dr. Tom. A fresh cleansing of the Callahan staff would be my winning trifecta ticket!

Now if I could only finally end the Iraq occupation, have people stop believing the distortions spewed daily at them by Fox News and stop the government from spying on us without warrants. Oh well.

Here is link for KETV's live coverage of the Osborne press conference at 6:15est.

OSBORNE NAMED INTERIM AD

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Husker AD Steve Pedseron has been FIRED!

Various Nebraska media outlets are reporting that embattled Nebraska Cornhusker AD, Steve Pederson has been fired. A press conference is scheduled in a few hours to announce the decision. Pederson met with University of Nebraska at Lincoln Chancellor, Harvey Perlman earlier today.

Speculation is swirling that legendary coach Dr. Tom Osborne will be replacing Pederson as new athletic director and Osborne's son has stated that he will accept the position if asked.
No word yet on the status of the Husker coaching staff.

I would like to take credit and pat myself on the back for starting this blog(Fire Steve Pederson)less than 10 days ago and having the mission of the blog come to fruition in such a short time period. This has to be a blogosphere record for the fire.com sites and thank You Fire Ron Zook.com for starting it all.

Husker Nation is rejoicing and BRING IN TO!!!

UPDATE: LIVE PRESS CONFERENCE

"I guess that means he was fired!" Great quote by UNL Chancellor Perlman answering the question of whether or not Pederson accepted his resignation request. Pederson gets a 2.2 million buy out of his existing contract. Perlman will not make any staff changes and leave that up to new AD. He will seek out Osborne's advice but he is not named AD. (At least not yet.) Perlman just mentioned that he does not read blogs but he gets stuff sent to him. More proof of the impact of firestevepederson.com. Awesome.

Perlman is getting testy when constantly asked about Osborne and he just quoted head coach Bill Callahan about his upcoming decision of finding a new AD. He just muttered something about going back to being a law school professor if he needs to. Perlman summed up the events of today by referencing how Nebraska Statehood was more important? HUH?

The press conference ended and people started clapping, another bizarre occurrence.

I will never try attempt to live blog a press conference like this again. I am not even sure this Perlman guy should be running the University of Nebraska. At least he admitted his mistake of hiring Pederson and is cutting his losses to move on, which is more than can said about the Bush administration's failed Iraq policy.

Can I start with the speculation? Bill Parcells. Just Kidding. Get a young AD with no Nebraska ties and have him hire a Defensive minded head coach. Then raid the staff of Florida or West Virginia for an offensive coordinator who knows the spread offense.

Husker fans would love the ability to see QB running again but still have the ability to pick up 3rd and longs through the air. The spread is the progressive way to go offensively in college football.

Or throw a boatload of money at Cal's head coach Jeff Tefford as he is struggling to get state of the art facilities built because some crazy hippies will not get down from some trees on Berkley's campus. I am not even making this up.

Hiring TO as an interim AD would ease the transition to a new staff and not completely devastate recruiting. The last thing Nebraska needs is a lame duck coaching staff until late January and getting TO would not completely tear everything down.

Thank YOU Perlman for getting some BALLS and ridding the state of its number one egotistical fiend. Now, 2007 Husker squad can you go play some inspired, "us against the world, F the media, the fans" football on Saturday?



Pederson Meets with AD
YOUR FIRED!
Fire Steve Pederson Blog
Pederson Out
Fire Ron Zook.com phenomenon

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