Tuesday, August 04, 2009

George Brett Comedy Gold Mashup

Videos like this one reaffirm my love of YouTube/technology because life seems so unnatural with out them. George Brett is killing my Chesapeake Bay crab cravings. 




Mad Props HT: TV Tan Line

WTF, I mean really, WTF?

For the Love of Breasting Feeding Doll...........




HT: The Daily What

Monday, August 03, 2009

Did Tiger Rip One?

Did Tiger Woods fart of was it someone else in the crowd? Regardless of who was the guilty party, Tiger and his caddy sure got a laugh out of it.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Picture of the Day

Check out the map of Tokyo's subway transit system. Wowsers.



HT: Twitter/Matt Yglesias

Friday, July 24, 2009

Don Chavez Creams Media in Erin Andrews Peephole Video Drama

For those of you looking for the best coverage of the Erin Andrews Peephole saga on the series of tubes, it should come to no surprise that my man Donnie C is all over the story and creaming the mainstream outlets.


Don Chavez blasts through the several implausible media narratives and exposes that ESPN was the initial one that confirmed the grainy video was actually Erin Andrews. Don Chavez is even trying to track down the ass wipe perv that loaded the vid on the internet.
I highly recommend bookmarking donchavez.com or subscribing to his RSS because it is the dog days of sports and this story is not going away for awhile.

Donnie C has a long illustrious list of poon sleuthing web achievements so he is well immersed in pounding the internet for scoops. The EA story is in good hands and I am sure DC will be in full throttle mode until he tracks the peeping perv and/or the crime scene hotie room down.

Oh DC, you are welcome for my full Mac G slobbering endorsement of your work.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Media Love Letters to Sanford

Due to the current lack of quality journalism from major networks, it was fitting that Walter Cronkite's death came on the heels of today's big time journalists looking like complete groveling asses in the Mark Sanford scandal. Jon Stewart can not wait to elaborate further. 

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up

I echo the sentiments of Will Leitch that I was memorized by this Rick Astley and Nirvana mashup video.




HT: The Will Leitch Experience

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Link Whores


  • Video of President Obama throwing out first pitch of the All Star game in a White Sox Jacket and joking about no money for bailing out the National League. The Political Carnival

  • Even President Obama is cracking on the 2009 Washington Nationals. Sigh. NBC Washington

  • Wing nut Obama haters are making up thunderous All Star boos, ripping his choice of jeans, Joe Scaraborough mocked Prez's pitch for being "dainty", and Rush Limbaugh crazily huffed that Obama was raised by communists because Obama pronounced White Sox stadium, "Comminsky Park." 

  • The Nats do not appear to be hosting an All Star game at their park any time soon. WaPo

  • The Lerner family, owners of the Nationals, were AWOL for the presser dealing with firing of Manny Acta. Typical performance by shit hole Mall Rats. The Nationals Enquirer

  • This pathetic letter was sent to Nats ticket holders by the franchise and it justifiably irked a Nats blogger. The Nats Blog

  • My favorite Nats online pundit, Chris Neddham, agrees with myself that it was way past time for Nats/Acta to part ways. Both will be better off as the team can not play any worse under him and Acta should feel relieved to not have to deal with the daily misery. NBC Washington.Follow Needham on Twitter. 

  • Two Red heads look ready to party. The Beer Goggler

  • Who needs a pool when you can just lay out in a parking lot on the asphalt? The trailer park must have been full. Tasty Booze

  • Brooke Burke is looking cougarlicious at the ESPY awards. Don Chavez

  • Fat man journalist Jason Whitlock pokes fun at Serena's big bootie. What is the saying about Kettle or Pot or something? Graney and the Pig's Blog

  • This Sandra Lee mash up vid is pretty sick. Next Round.net
This headline from the Slog with the Ichiro/Obama picture above cracked me up: The Photo That's Confusing Straight Men Across Seattle

My boy Tree presents a solid case for Ichiro being the best MLB hitter of the Aughts. Tree's Trunk

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Turmoil for Life


DC Councilman Marion Barry, aka the Mayor for Life, is embroiled in another local scandal after his July 4th arrest for stalking his former girlfriend and part time staffer, Donna Watts-Brighthaupt.

She refuted the charges police made on Barry with this bizarre statement. "He does not stalk," she says. "He does what I allow him to do."

Details emerged later that Watts-Brighthaupt had been paid at least $20,000 of DC money by Barry for consulting services. Barry responded to the arrest by trashing her in the press and saying that he had been betrayed.

The plot thickened when the Washington City Paper obtained audio recordings of conversations and messages that Barry made to and with Watts-Brighthaupt.

There is too much juice involved so I highly recommend reading the details in article by City Paper's DC columnist Loose Lips

The US attorney's office decided to drop the stalking charges but questions remain of the city money paid to Watts-Brighthaupt.

My favorite part on the tapes is from clip 10, of Watts-Brighthaupt talking to Barry and part of her quote inspired this week's City Paper cover that I featured above.(I picked up 3 copies of this collector's edition already.)

Watts-Brighthaupt: All I’m trying to saying is I forgive. You put me out in Denver cause I wouldn’t suck your dick. You put me out in Denver! You made me have to fuck your ass up in the middle of a Las Vegas casino...my shoes off. We were like fuckin’ Tina and Ike Turner. And I forgive. Alright you just wastin my damn time?...I can’t believe this….you always… you don’t think about other people’s time. You’re inconsiderate…

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Family Vaca


I will be away from technology for a week on vacation with the fam in a Mexican resort. I hope the Wacko Jacko storyline subsides by the time I return but I have feeling this story has serious legs.


"Mas cervezas, por favor."

word, Mac G

Friday, June 26, 2009

The King of Pop, Dead at 50


I have already signed 2 public Michael Jackson condolence poster cards and U St was bumping MJ's music last night so the least I could do was post a video by the King of Pop.

My favorite song is Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough.

The news of his death put a kiddie strangle hold (too much/too soon?) on Twitter as any words related to the passing were every top 10 trending topic.

Here is the card rolling around the U St area bar Marvin's that I inked the following respect to Jacko.


"God Bless the King of Pop, Mac G"

Monday, June 22, 2009

Triump Visits Bonnaroo

Watch this video to the end because it only gets better.




HT: Hulu via Notorious DEK

Friday, June 19, 2009

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Iranian State Buckeyes?


The image was shot at a rally yesterday in Iran and yes, the Iranian youth is wearing an Ohio State Buckeyes sweatshirt. This is either a sign that the reformists are about to be crushed like the Suckeyes in recent major BCS games or possibly the Fighting Sweater Vests will stop embarrassing the Big Ten by manning up to actually beat one of the other conference Elite teams in post season competition.

I will take the Islamic Supreme Leader's squad and lay the points to the Buckstaches.

The iPorn Stars


The iPorn girls enlivening up the Apple geek conference in San Francisco. The world truly is incomplete without being to able access porn on your ipPhone. More pictures of the babes can be found at this link.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Every Week on Entourage



HT: Warming Glow

Link Whores


  • Canadian Beer Molson is cutting off supply of free beer to its retirees. Drunk Nothings
  • Police and prosecutors in Orlando were convicting people of violent crimes based on the "testimony" of a police dog. Of course, these canine powers were complete bullshit and this story will blow your mind. The Agitator
  • South Carolina Republican Strategist told a hilarious joke on his Facebook page as he compared Michelle Obama to an escaped Zoo Gorilla. Asylum
  • More Southern "Fried Chicken and Watermelon" GOP humor with a Tennessee political staffer sending out some unfunny president portrait image of Obama's face being blacked out. I love how those who get caught doing unsavory acts are only sorry that the wrong people saw their racist jokes and not actually remorseful for sending out the racist jokes in the first place. Huff Po
  • BC wants their readers to pick out their favorite Lingerie football star. Busted Coverage
  • Watch out for the Yellow Rain at your next Water Park outing. Brahsome
  • Ron Burgundy jokes are hilarious when they happen to real life TV News studio hosts. Don Chavez
  • Megan Fox is America's best diplomatic weapon to the world. Tasty Booze
  • Ana Milojevic is increasing tourism in Serbia. On 205th


Jon/Kate/Emeril Image HT: Shoebox Blog