Barry O's Gmail Hacked

In similar fashion to Sarah Palin's yahoo account being hacked into, Internet pranksters hacked Barry the Baller's gmail account and some interesting correspondences were revealed. Click on image to read his inbox.



This Richard Cheney guy sure is a prick.


HT: The Onion

Now this has to be a joke because we all know McCain is not tech savvy enough to run an email account.


HT: Banned In Hollywood

Morse Be Damned

Poor Gramps McCain is utterly confused with technology but his advisers laughably gave him credit for inventing the Blackberry. The old geezer can not catch a break lately.

When elementary aged kids are calling out McCain's computer inefficiencies, it is way past time for him to use "a Google."


Video HT: American Blog

Beer Bonging in Buffalo

Bills are amped for their 2-0 start.



No wonder Matt Hassleback's Seahawks lost in Buffalo week one. His pre game routine consisted of crushing beer bongs in one second.

NFL Tailgating Struggles

The poon at College football tailgates seem much more easy on the eyes than the NFL.



This video should really help ease the concern of Browns fantasy player owners. haha.

The billion dollar Dallas Cowboys organization needs more money so they will squeeze their loyal season ticket holders that enjoy tailgating. This move by the Cowboys is tacky and classless but expected from a prominent member of the National Greed League.

CROSS THE LINE!!

I watched De Sean Jackson catch a TD bomb and smirked to myself how savvy I was to pick up this fantasy stud rookie.



He dropped the ball too early and my double pointer TD was canceled out. MOTHER F ER!! My 2 teams still steamrolled but I like running up the score.

I was racking my THC laced membrane trying to figure out when was the last time I saw a player pull this jackass move. I remember Bengals WR Housh doing it at Oregon State vs Notre Dame in a bowl game. The other occurrence might have been De Sean Jackson in the major High School All Star game.



Jackson is still nasty but dude, cross the line!

Picture and Video of the Day

Here is visual proof that there could be a person more crazy than these TV weathermen during Hurricanes.



The Video:



HT:Cajun Boy in the City

Hot Soccer Babes Rule

Rip n Up Lake Shasty

Here is a video of pro wake board riders getting some gnarly air at Lake Shasta.

Bodhi and Johnny Utah are BACK!

My boy BC just passed along the info that a sequel for the movie classic Point Break is in the works. The title will be "Point Break Indo. Both Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves are secured for the flick. Here is a quick synopsis from IESB.net:

When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is disqualified from the pro-surfing tour, he takes off for the coast of Bali looking for the perfect wave. While there he’s recruited by a private security force who are trying to find a gang known as The Bush Administration, surfing outlaws and modern day pirates who work like “The Ex-Presidents,” a bank robbing crew from Malibu twenty years ago.

Killer! Nobody Rides for Free!!

DC Celebrity?

One of the "perks" of living in political dorkville world is being able to attend certain unique events with politicians and media "celebs." My friend hooked me up with a free ticket to the funniest Celebrity in DC comedy contest.

Former GOP Prez hopeful Mike Huckabee won the event with some hilarious true stories of dumb ass Americans coming up to him in public places now. The Reverend told us to get smashed so he would be funnier. He blasted Romney pretty good too by saying Romney had more positions on issues than underage Chinese gymnasts.

Libertarian Prez candidate Bob Barr was in the house, rolling with a 5 deep dude entourage. I could not stop laughing about his suited crew around him.

The real winner was the Politico's Video blogger, James Kotecki.The video is hard to determine some of his lines but it was a funny performance. My favorite lines were him talking about Huck and evolution/ Bob Barr with the pothead vote.

The last line about Sarah Palin was classic, which unfortunately he edited out. Paraphrasing, "We know you picked Palin cause you would hit it but that does change the fact that she don't know shit!"



Here is the Huckster ripping it up.




A judge from Time magazine recapped the event.

I will have full recap of the even later with videos/pictures. The Huckster and I had a Polaroid moment.

The Caribbean Cheetah Stalks Another Victory

Usain Bolt is my new favorite athlete and I bet he gets super crunk in the Jamaican dance clubs. Here is his latest 100 meter victory in Belgium, post Olympics.

Bolt Brussels (02)
by bsap11

HT: Awful Announcing

Picture of the Day

This Ohio Church unfortunately hates steamy girl on girl action. I do no think there could be a better Segway to linking a Savage Love column.

Savage Love, Dan Savage, was on last week's Bill Maher show and my favorite line was when he said only "straight" men go to public rest stops, parks and bathrooms for gay sex. Open gay men can get blow jobs at home. Awesome



Dear Savage Love,

I am a 30-year-old woman. My boyfriend and I got together when we were 15. It was—and remains—an intense and extraordinary intellectual compatibility. He's the funniest and smartest person I have ever met. There is a lot of good stuff here.

Okay, cutting to the chase: I have never slept with another man and I don't want to. I no longer want to have sex with him and have been having sex with women behind his back. I have long been attracted to women and suspect I would have been in a relationship with one by now if my life took a different path.

I love my boyfriend, his family, our friends, our life. But nothing makes me feel more "me" than lying next to a woman after we have gotten each other off for hours. Do I come out, wreck my life and his, all because of one small part of who I am? Or do I stop being an unfaithful bitch and make things work with the man I love?

Why Do I Have To Dig Chicks?

First off, WDIHTDC, no one has to dig chicks. It's an elective, not a course requirement. (Except at Evergreen, of course.)

Now, seeing as you and your boyfriend are young enough to get out there and find new partners relatively easily, and seeing as this man who you profess to love has a right

(1) not to be lied to for the rest of his life and (2) not to be cheated on for the rest of his life and (3) to be with a woman who actually wants to have sex with him, there's only one course of action here. Thank your boyfriend for his years of faithful service—honor his service—and cut his ass loose.

If you play your cards right, WDIHTDC, you may be able to keep your ex, his family, and your mutual friends in your life.

But if you continue to lie and cheat and munch carpet on the down-low, and you get caught and outed, it's unlikely that your ex, his family, and your mutual friends will want to see your lying, cheating, carpet-munchin' face ever again.

I just read the advice you gave to the kid married for six months. His wife bought a strap-on once he brought up anal. You threw a line in there about Western Washington University and Bend Over Boyfriend, an instructional video about pegging.

Are you implying that the WWU girls are into this? I live 10 minutes from the main campus and would love to find a dominant pegger. Just don't know how I would even begin the conversation.

Submissive U-Peggee

Did I say that WWU shows Bend Over Boyfriend as a part of freshman orientation? I may have misspoken. Or mistypen. It's just that I recently gave a speech at WWU, and the students there asked so many questions about pegging during the Q&A that I just assumed that Bend Over Boyfriend is shown to incoming classes at that fine institution of higher learning. (And I'm not saying that it shouldn't be shown, only that it isn't.

It most definitely should. Indeed, Bend Over Boyfriend should be shown continuously in every frat house in North America from late August through early June.)

But I would beg you, SUP, not to stalk WWU's campus in search of a dominant pegger. If you're having trouble finding a pegger through normal channels (surfing the web, asking women you're dating, hanging out at Wendy's), SUP, then you'll just have to rent one.

HT: Balloon Juice/Yglesias

U Dub got Fd in the A

The BYU/Washington game last Saturday first caught my eye because of 20 hot sorority girls celebrating UDub's first TD. The game went back and forth with both team's crowds being really into the action. It appeared someone had spiked the BYU fans drinks with caffeine.

BYU scored late to go up a TD and Washington responded with a last second drive. Here is how the waning seconds played out.



God forbid 20 year olds would get excited after scoring a TD in front of thousands of screaming fans? I was complaining about this stupid rule after week one and it is unfortunate for both teams that there was not OT to settle this classic contest.

People can stick their rule book excuses up their ass because we all know this is a highly subjective call. There clearly was no taunting or excessive celebration but some trigger happy geezer ref looking to over officiate and thus, decide the outcome of the game.

My morning java has not kicked in so I am unable to go off on the NCAA right now sucking the fun out of the game and trying to turn their exploited college football athletes into drones.

HT: The Wiz of Odds

Choking the El Paso Chicken

Two lovebird fans took in the UTEP/Texas game on Saturday.

Can I get some extra hot sauce with this order?







Video HT: Everyday Should Be Saturday

Picture HT: TV Tanline

Weekend Recap of Tailgating Poon

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More RAGE Please!!

The police pulled the plug on Rage Against the Machine's "Anti Unjust Wars" concert outside the Republican National Convention on Tuesday. Front man Zack De La Rocha, guitarist Tom Morello & company were not going to give up so they went to the streets for an acapella performance.





Man oh man, do I love this FN BAND!!!

Complete coverage can be found at Above the Fold.
Here is the full 10 minute long video of the 2 songs with the band's comments.

Rage did play a normal concert to a sold out crowd at the Target Center on Wednesday evening. The reviews are just like this band, BAD ASS! Of course, the arrests of a few idiots after the concert will dominate the media's coverage and mar any message of ending perpetual wars/occupations.



Rage Against the Machine came out wearing Guantanamo Bay hoods. Above is lead singer Zack De La Rocha.

Time To Yawn

Here are my thoughts on John McCain's speech last night in video form.



It is a real toss up to which was more boring last night, McCain's predictable "Noun, Verb, POW" speech or the second half of the Skins/Giants.



HT: Skippy the Bush Kangaroo

2008 Mac Gs NFL Preview

I could spend time writing a long preview to the 2008 NFL season but it would be a waste of pixels. What "expert" picked the Giants/Packers NFC title game last year?

Resources could be better spent scouring the series of tubes for hot cheer poon. My lofty goal for the NFL season is to regularly recap my thoughts on all of the NFL games each week.

Since I am devoted Fudge Packer living in Redskins nation, most of my crackpot post game analysis will be predominantly of their games. However, I am equipped with the NFL package hooked up to 2 TVs in the living room and I have a no commercial policy to go along with an ADD flipping mindset.

Live scoring computers are constantly running so there will be a heavy dosage of fantasy commentary as well.

I am actually excited to listen to Tony Kornheiser tell non funny jokes for 3 1/2 hours and take morning showers while Skins fans are bitching on the sports radio call in shows.
The NFL is finally back!!!

Click on this link for the best song:"Da-da-da-da DAH! Bum-bum bum! Da-da-da-da DAAHH!!!"












It appears that I have a twin living in KC.

McCain / Gunderson '08

"OH, GEEZ!"


HT: American Blog

GOP Vetting Emporium

Come for the vetting, stay for the tacos. Now with experience check included.