Cocaine=High Voltage

Go start to "rev up" your weekend with a 1980's cocaine video blaster.

High Voltage Brah!


HT: Everything is Terrible

Italian TV Hotness

This hot Italian TV personality, Sara Varone, absolutely destroys her American counterparts. I apologize for the lame Usher tune and the vid on mute plays just as well. 



HT: The Disciples of Kaleb Krump

Great 8 gets Nasty

Alex Ovechkin scored an unbelievable goal last night in the Caps OT victory over Montreal.  President Obama and Ovie are the two larger than life figures in the District of Columbia right now. The Caps are rollin.

Picture of the Day

This is just gross and loss of appetite appears to be a side effect of increased muff diving.


HT: Shining Star

Conan and Colbert Dance Off

Link Whores

• Buffalo Bills Cheerleader Shows Off Flexibility In Saddam Hussein’s Old Haunt. Busted Coverage

• Alec Baldwin Jerks Off to Wii. Tasty Booze

• Maxim Brazil continues to amaze; meet Deborah Secco On 205th

• 11 Hottest Daughters of Rock Stars The Angry T

• Deadspin gets called out for slanted and piss poor coverage of Indiana basketball. I can not believe that I am defending IU hoops in any fashion. When did I become objective? A 1000 word rant is way over due on MGW to get my cynical and biased fandom voice back. Yahoo Sports Blogs

• In Summary: Chris Mottram is a stud, Shrute bag is still a dbag, TBL will always be a mainstream media puppet/blogger sellout and Scott Van Pelt gets it. Awful Announcing

• ARoid's PR saving mission hit a big snag with yesterday's disastrous press conference. The Legend of Cecilio Guante

• Bud Selig is a slick Used Car Salesman through and through. Graney and the Pig's Blog

• Texas Tech will slip back to being irrelevant if they run Mike Leach out of dry town Lubbock. The Wiz of Odds

Picture Credit: That's What She Said

Kenny Powers Brings the Comedic Heat

Kenny Powers is my new favorite TV character. Check out the opening scene from HBO's new comedy, "Eastbound and Down." If stuck at your work cubicle, use headphones. 



“Sometimes when you come with the thunder, you get lost in the storm.”

Here are two more hilarious scenes from the debut episode.





Go read this review of the brilliant new comedy at Videogum.

Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

The funny videos on this Munday continue on with a bit from last night's Flight of the Concords.



HT: Mottram Station

Yo San Fran Rap: "We are the Niners"

The following hilarious 1980's rap video by the San Francisco 49ers has it all: big hats and Risky Business shades, silly lyrics, ugly sweaters, Hall of Fame players, Atari like graphics, and ridiculous cheesy dance choreography. It will bring some major funny on a Munday morning. 



This chorus line will be stuck in my head all day.

"We are the Niners, don't get in our way, Team of 80s, We came to play!"

Big Props to YouTube Reviewed for the sick find.

Mac G's World

Pictures of the Day

HT: The High Definite



HT: The Daily What via Boing Boing

Link Whores

• Mark it on your calendars and be sure to inform your partners. March 14th is officially, Steak and Blow Job Day. Observation Bubble

• Craigslist Ad: To The Woman That Crapped In My Car Tasty Booze

• The Worst Sports Buys in America The Angry T

• Spurs get a taste of RockNRoko Cuzoogle

• The World's Best Stache Is Coming To Colorado Sharapova's Thigh

• 5 Questions: 2009 St. Pauli Girl Katarina Van Derham Busted Coverage

• About as Genetically Gifted One Could Get, Argentinian Model Luciana Salazar Uncoached

• Katrina Bowden at NYC Premiere Hot POA

• 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model Bar Refaeli shows her assets on Letterman Banned in Hollywood

Joaquin Phoenix's Puzzling Interview on The Late Show

Joaquin Phoenix decided to become a mute on The Late Show with Dave Letterman last night. Dave still makes the painful interview entertaining with his funny quips ripping Phoenix's boring behavior and budding Hip Hop music endeavor. Eventually, tension forms between the two and I have no idea what to make of it at all. So Bizarre.



I figure Phoenix either was pulling some Andy Kaufman move, highly drugged up, or just being a Hollywood prick actor.


Thanks to Graney and the Pig's Blog for the video and check out the Farrah Fawcett Late Show appearance that Dave had previously considered the worst one ever and he worked in an apology to Fawcett last night.

Intrernet Magic

The series of tubes has mysterious powers like ripping people off with moronic business scams.

Are these mammaries magic too? Or just silicon toys?


HT: Youtube Reviewed

Stormy Daniels: Screwing People Honestly

In a publicity move, Porn Star Stormy Daniels is running for US Senate in Louisiana. She was chosen by an online Draft Stormy movement and her candidacy's purpose is to highlight the hypocrisy of family values crusader and admitted prostitution solicitor, Senator Vitter, aka "Diaper David."

I am just excited to see the creativity of her videos campaign ads.

Really? Michael Phelps Edition

America's Right To Privacy is Less Than Bill O'Reilly's Need to Know

Jon Stewart shows how Bill O'Reilly has the back of citizen's against the paparazzi until O'Reilly sends out his own paparazzi to ambush and hassle citizens that he does not agree with.

Link Whores

• Sexy lingerie videos of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley might get you in the mood for the painful VDay. Gunaxin

• DC rounds up some sexy pix from the Grammys. Don Chavez

• Katy Perry gets Chris all June Cleaver steamy. Blog of Hilarity

• I can not recommend HBO's Big Love enough. It has some of the best drama and acting on TV right now. Go net flix the old seasons and catch up. Here is a recap of last night's episode. The House Next Door

• Deadspin founder Will Leitch delves into the Tweeter phenomenon and profiles the members of the new "In" company. NY Magazine

• Chris Brown busted out an Ike Turner on Rihanna. The High Definite

• NY Post rolls with Ahole over my ARoid prediction. Machochip

• A pregnant M.I.A. stole the show at the Grammys. Asylum

HT: Picture is from Gif Party

Beer That I Can Believe In

A random, non screened American citizen asked President Obama a question at a Town Hall in Indiana on Monday.

"I'm one of those that thinks you need to have a beer with Sean Hannity," said Tara, who had asked Obama a question about his Cabinet picks' tax issues.

His response was classic smooth operator Obama:



Mr. President, I am always good for a beer or twenty too but I would settle for a game of hoops at Camp David.

I am almost drunk in bewilderment that the President of United States would actually field non handpicked questions from non supporters. This is change that I can believe in.

Obama Speaks About Beer With Sean Hannity At Economic Town Hall (VIDEO)
NO MORE BUBBLE BOY

Bale Parody

George Michael jumps in on the "Bale Flip Out" comedy parody madness.


Oh, it is way past time to make the Arrested Development movie a reality. I need some positive cinematic news to reverse the recent chick flick onslaught. It is an anti male blood bath out there right now. Good God.

Christian Bale Video Mash-Up Craze

Video Mash-Ups of Christian Bale's 4 letter tirade are sprouting up all over the tubes. Here are my 2 favorites: