Mac Gs World: Stroke that Funk Mc Lovin

Friday, September 21, 2007

Stroke that Funk Mc Lovin

I finally saw Superbad last night and yes, it is freaking hysterical! I know that I am a few weeks late but my booze and football habits are hard to control to carve out any time for a flick. I think this movie set the all time penis joke record. Now, I know why I keep finding dick drawings all over my pad too. My roommate, the Russenator, better not have some lunchbox treasure chest of penis illustrations that he is not telling me about.

Everyone is funny in this movie and the one liners are classic but my favorite character was by far Fogel or McLovin. He pretty much carries the second half of the movie. I had way too many high school flashbacks in this movie. My fake ID in high school was money too, until the Feds confiscated it in a fake ID sting. Oh well, another story for another time. And, Screw you Uncle Sam for changing the drinking laws from 18 to 21. All it does is make kids drink and drive and abuse alcohol more. Hey 18-20 year olds out there, Mac G still cares about your right to booze. If you can die, vote, gamble, you sure as hell should be able to drink a scotch or 20.

Anyway, here is another link list. I have some more pimp videos that I plan on posting soon. After the past sPoonfull week, Mac G's World audience might be in the teens now. Giddy Up.

Say Goodbye to Rosenblatt stadium, the home of the College World Series in Omaha. It looks like NCAA is forcing the City to build them a new stadium or face the possibility of losing the CWS. Here are the recommendations from the NCAA for the new stadium. Mayor Fahey of Omaha is all about building a new downtown stadium and I think it is an excellent idea. The Blatt has history but it is a dump. I like the city leaders are being progressive. The success of the QWest center, which will host 2 rounds of NCAA March Madness next spring, proves investing into public projects benefits the community by encouraging development resulting in a increased tax base.

My man Mark Cuban was spotted in the bleachers at Wrigley this week. Check out the photos and this did not throw any water on the Cuban Cubs ownership rumors. I think it is pretty cool to see a billionaire in the bleachers. I had my first bleacher experience over labor day weekend and the place is insane. No one really knows that a game is going on and it is a total tailgating atmosphere. Purely Awesome. Miss SoBell and I ended up befriended 3 hot girls from Dallas sitting next to us and I watched for innings these Dbags around us try their weak game on them. My favorite story was witnessing this tool invite one of girls to his Yacht on Lake Michigan and then busting him taking his wedding ring off right in front of us. It was pathetic. I ended up trying to hook my buddies up by serving these girls up afterwards at High Tops in Wrigleyville on a tee but they whiffed like Soriano on a 0-2 slider away. Oh, Check out Cuban's Blog too. Dude is a maniac! I love him.
My Boy Awful Announcing breaks down the Bill Simmons Podcast with Erin Andrews. I would have asked her about her recent super skinny physique, crappy rumors of her hooking up with the Dirty Badgers' Head Coach and what married athletes have hit on her. They got their Chowderhead on with each other instead. Great.
Speaking of the Wisconsin Dirty Badgers, School officials will be breathalyzing underage students with prior alcohol offenses when entering Saturday's home game against Iowa. The Show and Blow policy will make these students blow .000 to be allowed into the game. When did the Nazi regime return to power in Madtown? Last time I checked, the college revolved around kids ages 18-22 and without them, the university would not exist. You tell me the percentage of all fans in attendance that would be to blow a .000 for a 7pm kick? 15 percent? Lower? Thanks to Big Ten Tailgate for the link.
I was sent a link by Notorious DEK with more pictures of the infamous Allison Stokke. The 2007 high school internet version of FSU Cowgirl Jenn Sterger. Stokke is 7 or 8, however, the "face looks good but your body's not ready."
Has anyone heard Tom Brady weigh on this Bellicheat video scandal yet? I want to know what he has to say and without subpoena, I am sure will not. I just read today in Profootball talk(Scroll down)that the NFL is ready to sweep the investigation under the table. I think there could more layers of this story to unravel and I hope someone in the media takes up the challenge. Hint, Hint, ESPN. The Pats are good but please stop with this 16-0 talk, it is only going to be WEEK 3!!
When something bad happens to you this weekend, follow my lead and blame a Move.org Ad. for everything. It seems to be the only reason for everything that is currently wrong with our country. Enjoy the weekend. Happy Poon Hunting. Word, Mac G.