Trick or Treat Links

I will continue to post pictures of hotties in Halloween costumes all day. Naughty Nurse, Sassy School girl, Sexy Kitten, you name it and a girl can whore it out. I am in love with the person who came up with idea of girls slutting up every outfit possible for this holiday. I would by them a beer or 40.

NBA season kicked off last night and I have been knee deep in Poon/football so coverage the NBA previews has been non existent. The NBA is the favorite sport to cover by bloggers and everywhere I turn I am skimming over NBA previews.

Anyway, this whole Kobe/Phil/Jerry Buss war of wards is tiresome already. I surfed the Lakers Blogs to find out what is the real deal. Phil set the recent media firestorm a blaze the other day by questioning Kobe's heart and soul. Forum Blue and Gold posts their take on the whole the Kobe getting traded saga. Rumors of Kobe being swapped for Agent Zero have popped up but I believe that they are just rumors.

I watched the Lakers without Lamar Odom almost pull out a W against the Rockets last night with. Kobe had 43 points in the loss but was booed heavily in the opening introductions. Even Magic Johnson said after the game that something needs to happen. Either trade him or publicly back him. I tend to agree and everyone is to blame in this situation, Kobe, GM Kuphcack, Phil, and Buss.

Since the NBA has begun, I wanted to pimp out my favorite Washington Wizards Blog, Bullets Forever. Prada and Jake have excellent takes/links on the Wizards and they were just ranked the 7th best NBA blog by Sports Business Daily.

If you see some guy on there in the comment section ranting and raving about Coach Eddie Jordan's bizarre substitution patterns, I allow you to make fun of the Mac G poon pervert.

Props to my man at Big Ten Tailgate as his page view meter must be skyrocketing faster than my bar tab on St. Patty's Day. This is due to his coverage of this moronic video posted on Youtube. Some Frat Penn State Dbags started to chuck full beer cans at a Ohio St fan walking through their tailgate last Saturday. The footage of the juvenile mob mentality is downright scary.

I did not realize that Pittsburgh was such a thugged out place.

BTT originally posted the video, Sports Blogs picked it up, local and national media have followed suit. Penn St fans were livid that these jackasses made their school look so bad. Besieged by irate emails, Penn State President responded via email condemning the video and the local authorities are investigating. The National Chapter of the Pike fraternity seen on the video has been contacted and the national media is starting to cover the story.

Major Props to BTT, from puke, tits, poon, to media darling. Congrats, Keep it Up.

DMt Shooter at Epic Carnival has great last minute sports Halloween ideas. I wanted to make it rain all night but instead, I am going to be the Assistant to the Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin.


Brazil was awarded the 2014 World Cup and I might have to make an appearance.

Yankees could be in trouble next year and Bugs and Cranks breaks down Arod's worth in Beer prices.

Google could not buy Facebook so they are releasing their own social networking site.
This blog post breaks down google's Open Social network.

Lance Armstrong is bagging Ashely Olsen? The NY Post is reporting this so it MUST be TRUE! Mary Kate must be passing some of that home grown from her gig on WEEDs to her sister. Lance is a total dick head and numerous people have told me from their personal experiences. I might save them for another post.

I should have posted this video earlier of the small college from Mississippi's unbelievable 15 lateral game winning kick off return TD. They have labeled this amazing play the "Mississippi Miracle." I thought we already had the Music City Miracle? How can you use the same nickname again? Do I need to blame ESPN for this?

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Link Whore

(Picture from TV Tan Line)

Time to pimp out the homeys who bring their witty entertainment to the series of tubes.

I guess bartenders in Australia get arrested for crushing beer cans in between their breasts. Sounds crappy to me but here is a deal, you can have Russell Crowe and the beer Fosters back in exchange you can crush away here in America. (Blog of Hilarity)

The Fridge gave me nightmares in the middle 80s because he would ALWAYS score against the Packers. I remember his MNF TD game like it was yesterday. It turns out he was the first and last football player to have his own to have his own GI JOE figure. (100 percent Injury Rate)

D Wade has a new tight commercial out. My man Docksquad with the find.

Big Ten Tailgate found some morons who were advertising their high stakes poker games online with a blog. heyfedscomegetme.blogspot.com

Foul Balls breaks down the World Series with their Preview. I would predict a Rockies sweep but I will take the Rockies in 6. I can not handle all of this Chowd Nation success.

Brahsome has a nice post on how to make tennis more popular: Add Model Ball Girls.

Everyone gushes over the college football blog EDSBS(it can be funny) but I enjoy these 2 college football blogs even more and should be added to your bookmarks: Hey Jenny Slater and Loser With Socks.

Check out this site, LOL Jocks, Dude has HILARIOUS quotes on sports pictures.

Europe shut down this great music file sharing site, OiNK. I get some live shows from bit torrent which is legal but I will not reveal my sources for fear of RIAA coming to attack me. (I guess I'm Floating)

It looks like Pam Anderson has a problem with blow and it could explain her weird choice of men. (JJ's Dirt)

Some jackass bigots put a noose on the statue of my Hall of Fame MC, Tupac Shakur. It is 2007 not 1957. (My Hangover)

My man Part Mule's experience with the Southern California fires.

Bush's war games estimated to cost our country 2.4 trillion dollars. I will have more on this later. (Raw Story)

Happy Humpday

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Link Whore

Here is a list of some of my favorite new sites on the series of tubes.

• Hottest Girls of Myspace
I do not think anymore description is necessary but I want to say BRAVO. May the internet stalker skills be with you and screw private profiles.

• The Hottie Hunter
This idea is equally brilliant and the creator is a Mac Gs World homey. Guys like hot chicks, sports and booze. It is not hard to figure out. Now, trying to determine if yes really means yes or if it means no, NOW that is difficult as FU$*!

• The Coaches Hot Seat
Since both of my college teams lost by a combined score of 68-13 last weekend, this blog find by Notorious DEK sparked my interest. I could ramble for 1000 words about Iowa's offense being as sophisticated as Tecmo Bowl 2 or how Marlon Lucky is the most over hyped Husker recruit of all time but I know most people do not care. I am starting to question the amount of time I invest into college football to continually get slapped in the face and pissed on. I know my liver and lungs have about had it. I agree with these rankings of coaches that should or could be fired, even though I highly doubt any thing will happen at Iowa.

• Big Ten Tailgate
I am proud of my newly formed Poon Ninja skills and I consider it a badge of honor to provide others with the joy of hot A$$ poon, however, I need to tip my hat to the person(s) behind Big Ten Tailgate. This site brings it on a consistent basis and my slurp fest is truly genuine. Check out their latest coverage of the Saban is douche and Tebag Tebow T shirts. I think BTT is finding out first hand what it is like to wade into the hatred waters of Nick Saban. It is a very vengeful and vicious surf.

I just had a long rant deleted by blogger which has thrown me for a loop and into the nearest Starfuks. So for my 2 political fans, the post is coming shortly. This post title does not suggest this smoking hot girl with an unbelievable backside is a slut. We have no idea but we have a feeling that we met her in the Borgata lobby last month around 4am. Oh well.

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Stroke that Funk Mc Lovin

I finally saw Superbad last night and yes, it is freaking hysterical! I know that I am a few weeks late but my booze and football habits are hard to control to carve out any time for a flick. I think this movie set the all time penis joke record. Now, I know why I keep finding dick drawings all over my pad too. My roommate, the Russenator, better not have some lunchbox treasure chest of penis illustrations that he is not telling me about.

Everyone is funny in this movie and the one liners are classic but my favorite character was by far Fogel or McLovin. He pretty much carries the second half of the movie. I had way too many high school flashbacks in this movie. My fake ID in high school was money too, until the Feds confiscated it in a fake ID sting. Oh well, another story for another time. And, Screw you Uncle Sam for changing the drinking laws from 18 to 21. All it does is make kids drink and drive and abuse alcohol more. Hey 18-20 year olds out there, Mac G still cares about your right to booze. If you can die, vote, gamble, you sure as hell should be able to drink a scotch or 20.

Anyway, here is another link list. I have some more pimp videos that I plan on posting soon. After the past sPoonfull week, Mac G's World audience might be in the teens now. Giddy Up.

• Say Goodbye to Rosenblatt stadium, the home of the College World Series in Omaha. It looks like NCAA is forcing the City to build them a new stadium or face the possibility of losing the CWS. Here are the recommendations from the NCAA for the new stadium. Mayor Fahey of Omaha is all about building a new downtown stadium and I think it is an excellent idea. The Blatt has history but it is a dump. I like the city leaders are being progressive. The success of the QWest center, which will host 2 rounds of NCAA March Madness next spring, proves investing into public projects benefits the community by encouraging development resulting in a increased tax base.

• My man Mark Cuban was spotted in the bleachers at Wrigley this week. Check out the photos and this did not throw any water on the Cuban Cubs ownership rumors. I think it is pretty cool to see a billionaire in the bleachers. I had my first bleacher experience over labor day weekend and the place is insane. No one really knows that a game is going on and it is a total tailgating atmosphere. Purely Awesome. Miss SoBell and I ended up befriended 3 hot girls from Dallas sitting next to us and I watched for innings these Dbags around us try their weak game on them. My favorite story was witnessing this tool invite one of girls to his Yacht on Lake Michigan and then busting him taking his wedding ring off right in front of us. It was pathetic. I ended up trying to hook my buddies up by serving these girls up afterwards at High Tops in Wrigleyville on a tee but they whiffed like Soriano on a 0-2 slider away. Oh, Check out Cuban's Blog too. Dude is a maniac! I love him.
  
• My Boy Awful Announcing breaks down the Bill Simmons Podcast with Erin Andrews. I would have asked her about her recent super skinny physique, crappy rumors of her hooking up with the Dirty Badgers' Head Coach and what married athletes have hit on her. They got their Chowderhead on with each other instead. Great.
  
• Speaking of the Wisconsin Dirty Badgers, School officials will be breathalyzing underage students with prior alcohol offenses when entering Saturday's home game against Iowa. The Show and Blow policy will make these students blow .000 to be allowed into the game. When did the Nazi regime return to power in Madtown? Last time I checked, the college revolved around kids ages 18-22 and without them, the university would not exist. You tell me the percentage of all fans in attendance that would be to blow a .000 for a 7pm kick? 15 percent? Lower? Thanks to Big Ten Tailgate for the link.
  
• I was sent a link by Notorious DEK with more pictures of the infamous Allison Stokke. The 2007 high school internet version of FSU Cowgirl Jenn Sterger. Stokke is 7 or 8, however, the "face looks good but your body's not ready."
  
• Has anyone heard Tom Brady weigh on this Bellicheat video scandal yet? I want to know what he has to say and without subpoena, I am sure will not. I just read today in Profootball talk(Scroll down)that the NFL is ready to sweep the investigation under the table. I think there could more layers of this story to unravel and I hope someone in the media takes up the challenge. Hint, Hint, ESPN. The Pats are good but please stop with this 16-0 talk, it is only going to be WEEK 3!!
  
• When something bad happens to you this weekend, follow my lead and blame a Move.org Ad. for everything. It seems to be the only reason for everything that is currently wrong with our country. Enjoy the weekend. Happy Poon Hunting. Word, Mac G.
  

Goodbye Blatt
NCAA Demands new yardfor CWS
Cuban in Bleachers at Wrigley
Cuban's Blog
Sports Guys chats with Erin Andrews
Dirty Badger's Show and Blow Policy
ProFootball Talk
Allison Stokke Pictures




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