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• Carmen Electra is looking luscious in a Russian Magazine. (Bright Black Internet)

• Federica Ridolfi's MySpace page sucks but she still makes me want to learn Italian. (Hottest Girls of MySpace)

• There is a college class to learn how to cultivate cannabis. (Tasty Booze)

• Tempe 12 has unbelievable hot chicks and I am still awaiting for an invite to one of their campus shoots. (Busted Coverage)

• A 21 year old might be banging Elle McPherson and the Orioles just hired a 27 year old to their front office. My 20s sucked in comparison. (On 205th)

• Vols fans are pumped about their big hoops win over Memphis and celebrated by burning things. My college roommates burned an extra dresser of ours once in the backyard while I was away for the weekend. The Fire Department was called because the flame was so big. I was pissed that somehow we would get billed by the city and I was not apart of the pyro fun. (Loser With Socks)

• I have never understood the need for Joe Lunardi or the sports media's obsession over bubble teams, who will be lucky to win a game in the tourney anyway. (Epic Carnival)

• Stephen A. Smith LOVES CHEESY DOODLES! DID YOU HEAR HIM? (Brahsome)

• Nice Recap of the Oscars. Could they drag 4 hours out anymore? YIKES! (Blog of Hilarity)

• Gary Busey ate some fresh veggies, washed it down with shroom tea and hit the red carpet. (Cuzoogle)

• Vegas has released their odds to win the World Series and my favorite teams still suck. (Sportscrack)

• Manny has 6 toes! (Barstool Sports)

• I am getting pumped for the new Nats stadium to open up next month. My seats are 3rd row from the wall in straight away left field. I plan on attending at least 20 games, pounding tuns of booze at the new bar in dead center, and yelling at the bum Austin Kearns relentlessly. (Deuce of Davenport)

• Clever post comparing the new upcoming hollywood trim to MLB rookies. (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)