Link Whores

• Bears RB Cedric Benson is now unemployed after another alcohol arrest and google is pairing his picture up with teeth whitening.Chicago Bull

• Here is a great list of NBA players that GSack hates. Dude is funny and has anger, which is great recipe for witty humor. GMoney's Sack

• Giants DE Michael Strahan hangs it up and I still love that everyone is pissed at Favre for gift wrapping the sack record to him. If Strahan makes it too, I will give him props at Favre's Canton induction in the summer of 2013. Next Round

• A top ten list of NBA brawls. The World of Isaac

• Segways piss me off because I usually see lazy cops or fat tourists on them so it was killer to see this chick face plant from one. Yep Yep

• Jenny McCarthy is in a wet suit and I still have an ancient playboy of her hidden somewhere. Banned In Hollywood

• Bruce Pearl is definitely motor boating this cougar's jugs. Don Chavez

• I do have an Iphone boner but being forced to use AT&T's dreadful cell service makes it go limp. Tasty Booze

• Latin chicks make my mouth feel like its stuffed with cayenne pepper. The Angry T

• Video of Denise Richardson getting spray tanned. On 205th

• Anne Hathaway gets literally gets screwed by a crook. Cuzoogle

• Bammeroid Jame looks like a summer midwest county fair but with less farmer tans and more red necks. Loser With Socks

• How can I not make a ball and club joke when I see pictures like this of Golf Hottie, Natalie Gulbis? Busted Coverage

• I agree that Kim Kardashian is a no talent whore with a fat ass. Bright Black Internet

• Krystall Forscutt is hot My Chill Pill

• This hottie has enough milk to feed a whole nursery. Hottest Girls of MySpace

• Johnny Utah is mesmerized by women in a black dress. Smoking Trees in Belize

NBA Finals Game 2 Recap/ Game 3 Preview

Aside from the highly questionable officiating, the Lakers have been out played in almost every facet of the game so far in the 2008 NBA finals and deserve to be in a 2-0 hole. The Lakers defense is non existent and the Celtics are attacking the rim at will. The Celtics maligned bench is crushing the highly regarded Lakers bench.

The Celtics half court offense runs through Paul Pierce and he has been the best player on the court in the first 2 games, either drawing fouls or creating offense for teammates.

Vlad Radmanovic, who played like he had money on the Celtics, has had zero chance in stopping PP.Ray Allen's sweet stroke is back and Derek Fisher has been Rajon Rondo's bitch.

The keys to a game 3 victory for the Lakers will be getting to the foul line, stopping the Celtics running game and limiting them to one shot.

I predict the Lakers will win easy at home this evening and make it a series.

Warren Gangsta Harding

Living in DC subjects me to the awful TV program called the McLaughlin Group. A bunch of washed up grumpy Washingtonian hacks, who hardly ever leave the beltway, sit around and tell viewers how the people in the square states feel about politics.

I have long boycotted the show and it appears that I am missing out on a shocking new analysis such as Barack Obama will not be the first black president. Go to 3:32 of Colbert's video for the beginning of John McLaughlin's revelation on Warren G. Harding.



I know a friend of a friend who worked on this show and said McLaughlin is a complete ahole. SHOCKER!

Guy Ritchie Getting Ditched and/or Super Rich?

An UK gossip website reported that Madonna has hired an attack dog divorce lawyer so she can end her marriage to Guy Ritchie and sans prenup, prevent him from getting half of her net massive worth. Madonna's rep denies the report.

It gives me an excuse to post this funny video



Honestly, I do not care about Madonna and I am more fascinated with train wreck known as Amy Winehouse.

I did find some funny blog comments that needing sharing.

Guy deserves AT LEAST half of her shit seeing as she destroyed his career, his reputation, his spirit, and his hairline. Madge is a f*&^$%% talentless, vapid moron (although an impressively tenacious salesperson).

Now she's free to slam the strap-on in Timberlake's hole good and hard. He's probably smiling this morning at the news. Biel's man hands and man arms just cannot compare to Madge's.

On the one hand I give her such credit for being 50 years old and working so hard to stay in great shape. On the other hand, like everything else she does, this is way over the top and she looks like she straps on a dildo and gives it to Guy Ritchie every night.

Worst Headline Ever

Pregnant Man Wants More Babies

I have nothing more to add and I am still confused to how he is considered a man. I refuse to feature his gross picture and go check out the Fd up story yourself.

I think a fund for these kids future shrink bills should be set up.

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Waterslides Rule

The cute German girl's ride down the slide starts about a minute into the video.



HT: The Disciples of Kaleb Krump

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Welcome to GW Bush's Oil Thunderdome of Doom

I am ending my embargo about talking about gas prices. "HOLY F Batman, Americans are getting ass raped at the pump!"

I paid $4.22 dollar a gallon gas on Saturday so I could take the better half's car up to OTB for the Belmont Stakes. Classy guy huh? Nothing says romance like all you can eat crabs legs, Maryland White Trash, and gambling addicts!


There has to be some twisted prophecy about George W Bush repeatedly losing all of his dad's rich friends' money in the 80's on bad oil deals and then under his disastrous tenure as president, the nation's average price of gas goes from $1.25 to over $4.00, rumored to be $5 by July 4th.

Since Oil companies are continually posting record profits, it is suffice to say Bush finally did become a successful oil man and earn his father's praise. Unfortunately, it is at the expense of the economy and our checking accounts.

I want to warn you about the "Lets Drill Yellowstone" faction out there who will always argue more drilling is the answer. Several studies prove that this would barely help with prices at all.

Furthermore, more US oil drilling is a temporary band aid and does not provide a long term solution to America's energy problems. We need to ween ourselves off oil, not become more dependent on it. China/India are becoming bigger players in consumption than ever before and thus they will surely cancel out any supply of oil we would find in American anyway. The oil would be sold on the world market too.

There are many factors at play with the rise in gas prices other than just supply/demand.

US occupying a highly violent/unstable Iraq and threatening Iran with war does not help stabilize the market. OPEC's interests are obviously not with helping Americans at the pump either. Bush's pow wow with his Saudi buddies was ineffective in agreeing for them to increase production.

The record low weak dollar is being directly linked to high gas prices. Bush's policies of running up our deficits for his wars by borrowing trillions from China has enabled the Chinese to subsidize their own gas prices, which is keeping world demand from decreasing dramatically because of the high price of oil.

Speculators driving the price up so much that the Federal Government launched a probe into possible oil trading manipulation and publicized their investigation.

I do feel bad because it is almost as US City planners over the past 30 years were on the payroll of Detroit and the oil companies. More and more sprawl was built with no transportation concerns considered at all other than auto and legitimate public transit options were ignored by the populace and local/state/fed municipalities.

Here is a great article about the long term effects of $200 barrel of oil on the world.

Welcome to GW Bush's Oil Thunderdome of Doom and here is a sign to keep up/drink your spirits with a strong public safety message.



Federal Probe into Oil Market Manipulation

The Future of 200 a Barrel Oil

UPDATE:The chief executive of the world's largest energy company has issued the most dire warning yet about the soaring the price of oil, predicting that it will hit $250 per barrel "in the foreseeable future".

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38-10!

(This picture was without a doubt a no call)

First off, screw the NBA for having Game 2 of the Finals tip at 9pm est on a Sunday night after game 1 was on a Thursday. Saturday prime time, after the Belmont race would have been perfect but instead it is early Monday morning and I am still up.

Lakers coach Phil Jackson was upset with the free throw disparity in Game 2 and the stat of Boston 38 free throws attempts to the Lakers 10 does rise a few red flags. It was a 19 to 2 advantage for Boston in the first half as well.

Paraphrasing Jackson's opening quote at the post game press conference:

"I am more struck by the fact that Leon Powe gets more foul attempts in 14 minutes of play than our whole entire team. That is Ridiculous"

I agree wholeheartedly on the Zen Master's assessment of the officiating. The Lakers could not get an And One EVER and Powe was getting calls in the first quarter like he was the NBA MVP. (Hint, Hint)

The Celtics were more aggressive but not that more aggressive. I could count at least 7-10 no calls when the Lakers were driving to the hoop.

Regardless, the Lakers D was awful and they did not deserve to win this game. I will save more of my thoughts on the series tomorrow. word





Props to Getty Images for the pictures.

Link Whores

• A great rack on the beach volley ball tour.Busted Coverage

• The popular culture remnants of 2 girls, one cup lives on in Cake form. Tasty Booze

• DC reveals his hot or not. Don Chavez

• Hot chicks from Flickr. Bright Black of Internet

• Cool game of guess those breasts. On 205th

• This video appears fake but staged or not, a good office freak out is always amusing. Loser With Socks

• The big Aristotle had his jockey gear on at the Belmont over the weekend. Cuzoogle

• The hard core right wingers will freak out once they find out about this exotic store in Brooklyn were kids are encouraged to come along with mom or dad for a sex toy shopping trip. Then again, the religious homophobes might be too focused on making sure only straight people are allowed to marry and divorce. Brahsome

• Jenna Hoskins will make you want to visit Britain. Hottest Girls of MySpace

• Congrats to one of my favorite tennis babes, Ana Ivanovic, on winning the French Open which is her first grand slam tournament. The Angry T

• Denise Milani will brighten up your Monday and get you to use "the google" on her. Banned in Hollywod

• Kayne West's new girlfriend could be a big fan of the Cleveland steamer. Yep Yep

• Carrie Underwood is a damn good looking softball player. My Chill Pill

• I wish Nats manager Manny Acta would have a melt down like the Mariners skipper. I can not blame Acta for the crap roster he has been given. GM Jim Bowden is terrible and needs fired. When Kegstands Go Wrong

• This video of bartending scams pisses me off. I thought only the Corporate restaurant bars that measured out their skimpy shots and tabulated random change amounts on their drinks were the cheaps aholes. These bartenders are straight crooks. Sqwable

• If you are married or have a gfriend, be sure to read about the type of man she could be cheating on you with. For the single guys out there, it is advice on how to bag some lonely cougars. The Detail Blog

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Night at Nats Park Part Two

I figured my pictorial diary of the Nats walk off victory over the Cards needed its own post. I know, who gives a rats ass about my personal life? I barely do and some of my pictures are amusing, at least to me anyway

This is my second Nats bobble head this season as Dimitri Young was my first. Typically, both were injured on their bobble head giveaway night.






I love this shot of Jason Larue leaving the bully before the game.


The Nats own little green monster is in dead center. The seats are standing room only and it was packed on a gorgeous Thursday evening.


Starting Cards picture warming up before he took the mound and got lit up like Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked.


I caught the Cards coach doing a nasal blaster to wake him up for the nightcap of the doubleheader.


The Nats management cruel joke of having Teddy never win one of these lame presidents race continues on. Now, they have him winning the whole time and some unknown creature comes out to tackle him so another President can win.


Sidearm reliever getting ready in the Cards pen. The girl in white had an amazing body and a great pooper.


I always feel bad for the non beer vendors. Tips must suck because families are bigger cheap asses than the drunks.


The Nats pitchers suck so bad that they allowed the Cardinals pitchers to drive in 5 runs in the game. Here is the video of a woman who caught the home run one section over and the Cards pen was trying to get the ball back because it was the pitcher's first home run ever.


She exchanged her ball for one with some scrub relievers autographs. I would have demanded a night out with Pujols at DC's Latin nightspot, Cafe Citron.


An Asian Willie McGee was trying to broker the deal.


This guy looked in the mirror and said, "Im breaking out the Aikman jersey for the Nats/Cards game tonight." Wearing an Aikman jersey in Southeast DC is not a wise decision and he must have the same brain injuries as Troy.



Ryno prolly hit it.


The Red Loft is a sick, sick bar. I just wished they kept serving past the 7th inning.


Check out my post about Ladies Night at Epic Carnival and these next 2 pictures will make sense. I guess Gabby had flight trouble.



The Nats annoying in game MC, Clint. I can not express how much I loathe this Ryan Seacrest/Justin Timberlake wannabee. The best part is that every game I hear random fans rip him and the commenters on the Nats blogs are even more vicious than me.


Tshirt toss is a sure fire way to get lazy fans out of their seat. Nothing says Americans are trained Lemmings like free Ts.


I am sure she spray tans Clint while he pre game gels up his hair. I was going to add cheap sexual innuendo but I am feeling chipper on a Friday.


For more pictures check out my picasa web album. Have a great weekend. Go Get Crunked!

Nats Night Part 1

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Night at the Nats Park

Midway during last night's Cards/Nats game, I texted some buddies the following quip about Nats RF Elijah Dukes, who was peppering line drives in each of his first 3 at bats: "Dukes is hitting ropes, at least its not women."

Who knew I was foreshadowing the Walk Off Ending? Killer.


Video of Dukes Monster Walk Off Bash

(MLB and ESPN both lick monkey balls for not embedding video. Another horrible policy decision made by people who do not understand how the Internet and sports blog world works.)

I had left the game much earlier and missed the bomb. It is the price you pay when you take a female to a game, who is focused on getting up for work the next day. I wanted to watch the WWE, I mean, NBA finals last night anyway. I swear Kobe and Pierce conspired with Vince McMahon to create the drama.

Kobe kept shooting horrible contested fade aways and Pierce was carried off the court, only to return 5 minutes later. Of course Pierce is "miraculously" healthy enough to hit 2 big three balls in the 4th.

I have not seen the coverage yet but I am sure Willis Reed references are littered all over the predictable pages of sports scribes.

I was able to watch Dukes Walk Off Live from my couch and I will recap my night at the park with pictures in a little bit. Maybe I will talk about the NBA game too. I think the Lakers win out from here.

Part 2 of my night at the ballpark in pictures.

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Coco Creamed

Red Sox OF Cocok Crisp charged the mound after he was thrown at by Rays pitcher James Shields. Crisp took the brunt of these blows with other Rays players landing some solid punches.



I just watched Baseball Tonight and it turns out Crisp was angered about a innocent play at 2B in another game. On his next slide he went cleat first into second, injuring a Rays player. No wonder the Rays were pissed and creamed them some coco.

Since I am on the topic of idiots getting blasted at Fenway, here is a sweet vid of a drunk chowderhead. The white boy has some moves but considering the poor nonathletic tackling, fantasy 07 dud Lawrence Maroney should not be too worried.

NBA Finals Preview

My NBA Finals preview and prediction will be brief because I have Nats/Cards game to attend. It is Ryan Zimmerman bobblehead night baby! He is on the DL like half the sorry ass Nats squad.

Anyway, Lakers in 5. Kobe Dominates, the Zen Master gets his 10th ring, and Doc Rivers shows why he is an average NBA coach.

HT:Bleacher Report for the Picture

Swing Em Home

A few weeks ago President Bush announced that he gave up golf because of all the deaths from the wars he personally started. Succumbing to his knee jerk truth telling problem, Bush turned out to be lying about the timeline of when he gave it up.

These golfers have a different tactic as they are going to keep golfing until the troops come home. Awesome idea and funny video.



I am so passionately pro troops(not wanting them to die or get injured anymore in this pointless civil war is for them, right?) that it burns me when the Republican party in this country wedges their well being as a shield for their constant pro war beliefs. It is disgusting and pathetic.

HT:America Blog

If At First You Don't Concede

The Daily Show's Aasif Mandvi attended the Clinton non concession rally in New York on Tuesday night. Ignore Jar Head's twin behind Hillary and focus on Mandvi's nipple interview.

Rachel Ray Loves to Squeeze Meat

Rachel Ray is everywhere, slinging crackers, cook books, etc. She recently appeared in the above Dunkin Donuts ad. Giving you a glimpse into the insane minds of the far wing nut blogosphere, the picture outraged this horrible blogger woman, who riled up her fellow haters, and Dunkin Donuts caved by taking it down.

The haters said Ray's scarf symbolized terrorist apparel. Seriously. If you wondered who are the 25 percent that still approve of Prez Bush, here is your answer.

I pity these haters because they would work themselves into a witch hunt fury after watching this amazing Rachel Ray video mix. She loves to grab/squeeze meat.





If you wondering, Yes, sober and preferably on the kitchen counter.

Boogie Woogie Wanted Some Sugga

This reporter has no idea what type of creature is about to slobber her.

Barry O is BALLIN!

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS OVER!

Regardless of Barack Obama's opponent's classless refusal to publicly recognize his historic victory, I am still downright giddy.

Barry took on the Clinton party machine and won by out campaigning her. He won fair and square. It is an unbelievable moment and one that will be chronicled in our history books forever.

I have been a strong supporter of Obama from day 1 of his prez campaign and his initial run for the US Senate. I have never been this passionate for a presidential candidate or any pol in my life and I am political dork junkie with a college degree in this crap.

You will hear his over and over from me until he takes the White House:
Barry is Ballin!



Oh, the dream ticket is a straight up nightmare and do not buy the media speculation fueled by Hillary's campaign.

Oh, I am Fired UP, Ready To Go!




Be sure to pass this link to anyone who thinks Barry is some secret Muslim who hates America. http://isbarackobamamuslim.com

Reaction from the Front Papers from around the US and the World.


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Link Whores

• Peter Griffin does the top 10 list on the Letterman show. The Jay Leno blast is worth the click. Next Round

• Bruce Almighty is making Reds fan forget their franchise sucks for at least a week. Yep Yep

• I thought Bill Belichick spent his free time sleeping in a cave and sucking bat blood. I guess he is a real male human because he loves big tatas. Can you imagine the video tapes that he has of this woman topless?Brahsome

• The best review of the 2008 MLB season so far that I have encountered. Bugs and Cranks

• I still do not understand how the Spelling Bee gets coverage on the (ONLY!) all sports TV network but this Num Nuts video is pretty hilarious. Docksquad Sports

• I have been slacking in my usual tennis babes coverage. My girl Maria bowed out already and here is a photo/video tribute to my favorite Russian. Babes in Sportsland

• I took in the Kimbo Slice fight at a wine party (Sophisticated!!) on Saturday night and even though most critics ripped the MMA's CBS debut, I was entertained. Kimbo looked horribly out of shape and mediocre on the ground. A better fighter would have had him a killer tap out lock in less than a minute. I do not think I can eat Cauliflower in a long, long time. Check out the video. Intentional Foul

• The Mets need Julio Franco back. Simon on Sports

• Josh Hamilton's success story should give all junkies inspiration to better themselves. Sportscrack

• God TV sure sucks but at least we can use "the google" to scan for hot actress' pictures on the Internet. The World of Isaac

• I love MySpace and non shy girls. Hottest Girls of MySpace

• Adriana Lima is like a good cup of morning java in that I can never get enough. Tasty Booze

• A cool photoshop NBA finals preview. Cuzoogle

• Pau Gasol's life drastically improved by going to the Lakers and living in Cali instead of Memphis. This means Pau gets to break out his ladies game on Angelino sluts. Busted Coverage

• Cincy Bengals cheerleader tryouts make me want to visit the Queen city at some point. Don Chavez

• These Formula One drivers bag the hottest foreign honies ever. The Angry T

• I intently follow foreign news and the current cluster Fuk in Iraq. The news is so disgusting and hopeless as their way of Iraqi life is completely Fd forever. News of Playboy contests revive some pride of being an American. Banned in Hollywood

• This video of a catcher dodging a baseball so it nails the ump is blowing up on the tubes. I pulled a similar move by throwing dirt in an umps face after being called out on a home plate slide and then pretending it was an accident. I was tossed and my coach almost got run arguing on my side. Loser With Socks

• This picture is nuts of a drunk driver taking out a group of bicyclers. Blog of Hilarity

• I am an ass and abs guy, which means these luscious pooper photos caused me to readjust the family jewels. Bright Black Internet

• The Tennessee Titans cheerleaders are smoking hot in bikinis. On 205th

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No Mas Puerto Ricos

If you watch tonight's election coverage and expect Hillary to bow out of the race, please keep this cartoon in mind.