Link Whores

• DC tracked down the Playboy hate F list article on wing nut women that was pulled after a bunch of people complained. Who knew the term Hate F&*# was so taboo now in our society? Don Chavez

• Cool crowd shots at Lakers game 1 Finals victory over Magic. Major League Jerk

• Matt likes the moves that Braves made this week. Sportscrack

• You can watch Phish's summer tour from your Iphone. Observation Bubble

• I do not know much about local Memphis politics or Congressman Steve Cohen but I believe the NBA's 19 year old age limit is punitively unfair. If NBA Commish Stern is so worried about young kids, he should discourage his owners from selecting high schoolers or develop a real minor league system that allows kids to make some real cash while working on their game. There is no reason these elite level ballers should play in college for one a year scholarship if there is a NBA team willing to pay them millions instead. In life, you usually are only worth what someone else is willing to pay you. Why is this different in American professional basketball? Moon Dog Sports

• I attempted to witness Randy Johnson's quest for his 300th victory with my boy Lancer Matt on Wednesday night and endured torrential downpours that delayed the start of the game. We left around 8:30 because of a nasty front coming but in typical dysfunctional Nats management style, they left fans hanging for 4 hours before postponing game. DC Sports Bog

• The Scribe breaks down the problems with the Mets. The Legend of Cecilio Guante

• John Daly is pimping some sports drink. Deuce of Davenport

• Here is a 2010 NFL mock draft that is not by Mel Kiper or Todd McShay. My Sports Rumors

• Simon details why the Pirates have sucked in the past 2 decades. Simon on Sports

• Tennis player Dominika Cibulkova is some hot stuff in small package. The World of Isaac

• HHR previews Saturday's Belmont Stakes. Hugging Harold Reynolds

Picture HT: Major Leak Jerk

Conan O'Brien Debuts on The Tonight Show

The opening skit is Conan working on his checklist of things to before starting on the The Tonight Show.



Conan's first interview is with Will Ferrell.



Here is part 2 of the interview.

Lil Dez Chats with LeBaby James about DHoward

I Heart Chuck Barkley

I really will miss the TNT crew for the NBA Finals because the ESPN/ABC studio is boorrrrrrring and provides cookie cutter analysis with very little fresh insight. Would Magic ever give you comic relief that Charles Barkley provides? Check out the video for a small reference.



HT: Sports Rubbish via You Been Blinded

Sex with Ducks

HT: Eschaton

Odom Gets Revenge on Birdman

The Birdman almost broke his fingers on this sick block of Lamar Odom.



Odom ended up getting revenge on Chris Andersen.



HT:You Been Blinded

The Birdman

I am rooting for the Lakers in the Western Conference Finals but I have a serious my man crush on the Nuggets' Birdman. Here is a recent interview of Chris Andersen.



Watch the Birdman Fly!





HT: Both Teams Played Hard

"I Pity Those Pirates"

Mr.T throws out the first pitch and sings take me out to the ball game at the Cubs/Pirates game last night. His hilarious performance is after the highlights.

Get Rich Cheating

Check out this video infomercial that painfully depicts the phenomenon of Cheaters being rewarded in our society.



HT: Zandar Versus The Stupid

Billups Nifty In Bounds Play

Chauncey Billups pulls the fakey out of bounds play off Kobe's back.



As a player, you better succeed on this risky move because almost every coach is going to chew your ass out if it fails.

HT:Hoop Doctors

Picture of the Day

HT: Epic Carnival via Next Round.net

Link Whores

• Hayden Panettiere is sporting a Cowboy hat and bikini combination. On 205th

• This Seinfeld Mashup video is out Fn standing. Homework4dummies

• Fans of the Washington Wizards are in mourning after suffering through an abomination of a season and their reward is the 5th pick. The 2 worst teams in NBA (Kings&Wiz) end up with 4thth picks. My man love for Blake Griffin and Ricky Rubio immediately turned to disdain. Bullets Forever & Truth About It&NBC Washington

• I am late to this 2009 Hot Ladies tourney and Megan Fox was upset for the title. Scroll down for more photos. Sharapova's Thigh

• Jai wants a full inquiry into estrogen testing in Florida. Loser With Socks

• Marissa Miller gets DC and Ellen hot at the same time. Don Chavez

• The best LOST reviewer on tubes sums up the season finale. The House Next Door

• I need this awesome beer Fridge and it would help me save the environment. Even Alkies can go green. Gunaxin

• Lane Kiffin might have violated some NCAA rule again with his comments on a recruit. I am anxious to see what he can get into after he actually coaches a game for the Vols. Brahsome

• JKoot gets to the bottom of Mark Sanchez tapping Hilary Rhoda. Busted Coverage

• Due to my Midwestern roots, I always will have a soft spot for George Brett. Mr. Pine Tar can still bring the raw smack. Sportscrack

Picture HT: My Confined Space

More Nats Fail

The poor Washington Nationals grounds crew sucks at their job as much as the team's shit hole pitching staff.


HT:NBC Washington

No Shocker Diploma Love for Barry O

Arizona State University, one of the top party and poon meccas in the US, ignited a controversy by not giving an honorary degree to Commencement speaker, President Barack Obama. The school otherwise known as "Always Stripping University" and once mocked on the Simpsons as a diploma factory by Ned Flanders would not give the silly token gesture to Obama because he had not accomplishment enough yet. Fair enough and Cue a hilarious Daily Show segment:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	M - Th 11p / 10c
Arizona State Snubs Obama
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Prez O took the subject head on by breaking out his classic typical mocking humor during his speech at ASU.



All Obama needed to do was flash the Sundevils trademark shocker, err, pitchfork sign. Saturday Night Live piled on ASU's petty decision with this funny "Really" skit.




VT:Cajun Boy at Gawker
VT1: Crooks&Liars

My Sunday Afternoon in Picture Form

My weekend was spent at Nationals Park watching the Nats get swept by the Champs. Go read about this picture and rooting for this club is a constant punch in the gut. I will have more about this weekend as I figured its well past time that I actually write again.

HT: The 700 Level

"Im Ready to Fn Butt F this Party"

This T shirt refers to the below scene from East Bound and Down. Of course, its littered with F bombs and purely awesome. The line is at 2:25 but the whole clip is worth watching.

Freedom to Blog?

I know Olberman is not every one's cup of java but this segment on Miss California's crying press conference was too good not to post.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Here is the link to the photos and it sure was windy!!

Celebrities use Twitter to Stroke their Fame and Egos

This is damn funny and I pretty much hate most of the celebs on Twitter.

The Zen Master Drops a F Bomb

It is hard for sports journalists to realize that sometimes the victor in a sports contest deserves more credit for performing well than the loser deserves all of the blame for being defeated. Lakers Coach Phil Jackson kinda makes this point with a F bomb at the post game press conference after the Rockets beat the Lakers to tie up series at 2.



You Have Been Blinded

Link Whores

• For those lucky duckies burdened with Washington Nationals fandom, here is an essential survival guide for following the 2009 season. I am well over due to sneak in a 1/5 of wickey into the stadium and it is good to know that having a baby will make it easier to hide beers in the diaper bag. Fire Jim Bowden

• Speaking of the Nats, they broke the Dodgers undefeated streak last night by overcoming a 6 run first inning deficit for the win. The biggest news was the Kenny Powers look alike and washed up vet, Ron Villone showed during the game and ended up with the win. I hope he celebrated the win at Sha Booms! NBC Washington

• Jordan Brewster's F me Eyes will give you a quick jolt on this Friday. The Beer Goggler

• Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace loves to play with her lovely fun bags. Hollywood Tuna

• After centuries and centuries of being crapped on, humans with African blood do seem to making some gradual headway in the world. Long Live the Message

• For all of the LOST fans out there, Todd VanDerWerff never disappoints in his recaps. The House Next Door

• I am always bitching that Corporations limit technology to protect their profit margins (RIAA) and should be using technological advances to expand their market shares. Consumers become happy and loyal paying customers. This is an amazing detailed account of why online renting of movies/tv shows is hamstrung by Hollywood studios. My streaming Netflix service is awesome and makes owning physical DVDs obsolete but the current selections suck ass. Slate

• Kelly and Andy had a dance off on last night's episode of the Office. Nextround.net

• This link is for all of those trapped in cube world and listening to BS from your manager. Examiner

• Who does not love a good coed undie run? Always Stripping U (ASU) delivers the goodies. Busted Coverage

• Hey guys, next time you feel the urge to rub one out while driving, at least pull over. Tasty Booze

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