Making it RAIN Handshakes in Albania; Watch Mystery Solved

The world has been in uproar the past 2 days trying to figure out if Bush's watch was stolen or not in this clip of his visit to Albania. The White House says today it was NOT Stolen by this Albanian Mob and he had put it in his pocket. This Blog says otherwise. I wish Tony Snow did not have cancer because then I could really rip him for the lies that he spews everyday. They are still not the whoppers an overwhelmed Scott McClellan used to fire away but his Fox News combativeness just makes me want to punch my computer screen.

Anyway, our heavily unpopular president attacked these Albanian worshipers with the same exciting vigor that the Iowa strippers used in scraping up my "rainmaking" dollar bills. GDummy's worldwide credibility is worth about the same as I donated to "Sunshine's" kids' college fund: 2 bucks.

White House:Watch Not Stolen
Still Picture Breakdown of Watch
McCellan Lies