Thursday, August 09, 2007

"What, Are You Fn Nuts?"

Most of you are coming to this post from Deadspin. I had a blog post basically ripping on the coach who voted for Duke in the preseason top 25 college football poll. Immediately after making the post, I did a google search and found out Steve Spurrier makes this vote every preseason. I updated my blog right away with a link but I should have redone or deleted the entire blog entry. MY BAD!

Just like a line of one of my favorite songs, Lawyers, Guns, and Money ,
"The SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!"

I guess Spurrier's vote is basic common knowledge in the sports world, similar to knowing that Jim Abbot has one hand or Curtis Pride is hearing impaired. Or knowing that Lawrence Taylor loved the Booga Sugar and Mark Chumura liked jail bate in hot tubs. Did you hear that Rick Ankiel used to pitch?

Lt Winslow hit it right on the money with his unintentionally comedy scale line in the comment section. If you can not laught at yourself, who can you laugh at? I am a moron and I throw myself to the mercy of Anonymous Commenters everywhere.

I put the blame on my mom for now being the laughingstock of the sports blogosphere. She made me do chores all day around the house and I was not able to get to the basement computer to put out the firestorm. I am moving out now and her meatloaf sucks anyway.

I will go back to ripping on perverted politicians and hyping up Jon Lovitz's career.

USA Today Poll
Moron Baseball HOF Voters
Hot Duke Chicks
It was SPURRIER!!

Mac Gs World

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

As you belatedly noticed, it was Spurrier. He does it every year.

Anonymous said...

way to go dumbass. OMG The sky's blue, let me blog about it.

Anonymous said...

Have you been living under a rock for the past decade?

Good work, Nancy Drew!

Anonymous said...

Better start working on your mea culpa because you are about to become the laughing stock of the sports blogging world....

Anonymous said...

Way to go RETARD.

Anonymous said...

"Worldwide Mac G Domination"

You're going to have to try harder if you're going to take over the world.

Anonymous said...

The first poll every year Spurrier votes for Duke because they gave him his start in coaching. Think before you blog, smart ass.

Anonymous said...

for whatever its worth, on the unintentional comedy scale, you scored damn near a perfect 10.

Anonymous said...

First you say the poll don't mean jack then you go on a tirade. So someone voted for Duke, BFD. Football polls(all polls) are a joke and bear no resemblance to reality. And voting is always a right not to be taken away because someone dosen't vote "in a proper manner" Fidel. Lighten up, drink a beer, and SAJ and mellow the "F" out

farris said...

We're watching blogging history unfold before our very eyes...

Anonymous said...

Duke gave Spurrier his start in coaching and he thanks them every year...I didn't know deadspin started giving links to the least knowledgeable bloggers out there

Anonymous said...

A post on Blogger about the USA Today Top 25 Coaches poll was released today. Even though preseason polls mean jack to him. The only one that matters is the BCS standings! Oh, and the poll before the bowl season. And,um, the one after the bowl season.

As it's been widely reported pretty much EVERYWHERE that Spurrier voted a 0-12 Duke team into the top 25 (and does so every single fucking year!), this dumbass need his blog yanked. PRONTO! If his mom did it for him, then she needs her walking papers. If his dad did it, he needs to raise a better kid. This guy obviously does not have a mistress nor a girlfriend, but if he did, she needs [to be] kicked to the curb.

I see no reason to break down the other lame posts on this blog, or this guys' chances of ever getting trim, or argue his case.

Dude, HE IS an idiot, PERIOD!

This is worse than holier than thou bloggers pointing out that Michael Vick has a slight dog issue, or Pacman Jones has been arrested (ohmigod, did you hear?)

I have no rationale explanation for this post at all. Does a freakin' jagoff write this blog? Did someone make a sympathy post for this taintmunch? I am clueless. I want a Google/blogger investigation.

Anonymous said...

/dies laughing

How could a sports blogger not know this? It SOS's thank you to Duke, and maybe a bit of a middle finger at the establishment. He's been doing it forever.

Jack Gonzo, MD said...

NC should do it just to make fun of the Duke football program

Anonymous said...

You stupid piece of shit.

Do you pay attention to anything that goes on outside of your pathetic little world?

Do us all a favor and leave the Internet to people with a goddamn clue.

I hope you get cancer.

-Dookie C

Anonymous said...

wow, i'd like to leave a comment, but i think everyone has already said what i was thinking

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!


John Kruk only has one ball.

Anonymous said...

Blogger's investigative journalism hits a high point. We will see you soon on Dateline's To Catch a Thief b/c you are the tard who thinks a 14 yo wants to fuck you. Have fun with that, dick for brains

Mac G said...

These comments are great. I found out my mistake immediately after making this post and put it down below. I should have delted this post entirely. Still, it is pretty funny, I am a dumbass for not knowing Spurrier's voting habits, and Crow tastes good.