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This Ad for the 2010 Vancouver Olympics would be a clever way for NBC win over the 18-34 year old demographic.



All stoners know BC bud is delicious too so it makes even more sense.

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Joe Mauer Loves Him Some Chevy

A Minneapolis TV station reported today that Twins All Star catcher Joe Mauer was about to agree to a 10 year contract with the club. This imminent land mark decade long deal was soon refuted:

A major league source told FanHouse's Ed Price that the club is "pecking away" at an extension, and the feeling within the organization is that a deal will get done eventually, "but [it] will be a battle."

On semi-related news, the following video should help personalize Mauer and reaffirm his status as King of the Twin Cities. Oh, it is pretty damn funny too.


Chevy should sign Mauer to an ad deal pronto.

• Mauer, Twins Agree To 10-Year Contract

• Twins Optimistic on Mauer Deal, but Extension 'Will Be a Battle'

Video HT: Think4Yourself

"Are Your Knees Too Creaky Clark?"

President Obama attended Georgetown's bitch slapping of Duke on Saturday afternoon at the Verizon Center. The President held his own during an in game interview with CBS announcing team Clark Kellogg and Verne Lundquist. My favorite part was Obama buttering up Kellogg with praise and then immediately talking trash. Check out the classic off the cuff stuff from Prez #44.



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Link Whores

• With this insensitive and inflammatory rhetoric, Paul Shirley must be attempting to audition as guest host for Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck. The Sporting Blog

• Ashely from Rock of Love sheds her clothes at numerous strip clubs. Don Chavez

• Picture Recap of the experience of attending Washington Capitols game in DC. Friends of the Program


• NFL is showing their true greedy existence with their Who Dat copyright claims over the Saints catchy fan slogan. Funny comments by a Judge on the matter can be found at SBNation. Die hard Saints fan, Cajun Boy, has some understandably harsh words on the NFL's prickish behavior.
  

• Kentucky star basketball player Patrick Patterson has a status update for all the haters leaving critical messages on his facebook page after the Wildcats loss to South Carolina. Kentucky Sports Radio

• Bryce Harper, a teenage baseball phenom and likely number one pick in next year's draft, made his collegiate debut over the weekend. When you are a Nats fans, these are the kind of things that give you a sliver of hope. The Nats Blog

• The beautiful Veronika London gets my approval for Thigh of the Week. Sharapova's Thigh

• Rush Limbaugh does not want to be alive anymore. Perfect. The Onion

• Roger Ebert's spectacular writing on the relationship with his friend and fellow legendary movie critic, Gene Siskel. Chicago Sun Times

• Cell Phones might be hazardous to your health and if proven overwhelmingly true, my guess is Wireless Corporations would pull a plot line from Michael Clayton to cover it up. GQ

• The Onion has reported that a major crash in California has spilled all of VH1's "sluts" along the highway. Huff Po

• One of my favorite bands, Widespread Panic, released their 2010 Spring Tour. Widespread Panic

• This is the kind of contest that I could get behind, pun intended. "The search for the best bottom in the world." American Apparel

• Former Colts standout WR Marvin Harrison is living out some American Gangsta life in Philly. GQ

The Bad Luck of the Zards

I attended my first Wizards game of this 2009-10 stomach/cock punch season and the team actually gave a scrappy performance against the Dallas Mavericks, who are the Western Conference's 2nd best team.

In the final 30 seconds, Wizards' Mike Miller hit a 3 pointer and Brandon Haywood subsequently drew the above charge from Dirk. Wizards were down one with the ball and here is video of the game deciding play.



DOH! Caron Butler had his shot tossed by Shawn Marion!

Wizards head coach Flip Saunders was furious after the game because Butler did not run the play that was called. Truth About It has more details on Butler “Going Rogue.”

I was able to capture a funny video clip and fans love them some dance cam.




The Wizards dance team appears sexier from the upper levels than down below but let’s be honest, most of us would still hit it sober and especially, for the story.

Chuckster Keys

I have not seen Barkley's appearance on SNL but I read online that it was not as funny as people expected or just plain "turrrrible." However, this preview video is still hilarious.



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"I'm in Miami, Bitch"

I am in Miami Beach for today's Orange Bowl. Iowa is looking to curb stomp those Yellow Gnats of Nerd Tech. Of course my luck, weather is unseasonably chilly and could be coldest the Orange Bowl ever.

Haws Poon was out in full force last night as the Iowa coeds were tearing up the dance floor at the Clevelander. I got some extra saucy videos to upload later.

My brain is fried and it is time to Tailgate.

Follow the blow by blow of live updates of the debauchery on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/macg_og

Go Hawks.


I 'm in Miami, Bitch.

Empire State of Colbert- Suburban Version

Stephen Colbert raps his own version of Jay Z's part with Alicia Keys on Empire State of Mind Part II.

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SUUUUUUUUUUH!

Congratulations to bad ass Nebraska Defensive Lineman Ndamukong SUH for winning the Outland Trophy, Chuck Bednarik Award, Bronko Nagurski Award and the Vince Lombardi/Rotary Award.

The more impressive accomplishment was breaking through the offensive player bias barrier and securing an invite to the Heisman Trophy presentation.

According the site Stiff Arm Trophy, Suh, Mark Ingram and Toby Gerhart are separated by a few points to win the prestigious trophy.

I want to pat myself on the back for pounding the SUH for Heisman trophy meme on Twitter for over 3 months and looks like my hard work paid off.

Well, Suh bitch slapping Texas Oline and tossing QB Dolt McCoy around like a rag doll may have helped Suh's cause as well. :)

Congratulations Suh, you led your offensively inept Nebraska team to a FG away from a Big 12 championship and you deserve every honor thrown your way.

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VY Resurrected

Sunday's NFL games were pretty blah but the most riveting finish was watching Vince Young leading the Titans on a 99 yard game winning drive over the Cardinals. Here is a video recap of the clutch drive.



I ran into Young at a casino in New Orleans last April while there for my buddies bachelor party over Jazz Fest Musical festival. I was wearing Iowa Hawkeye beads that I just purchased on Bourbon Street and I yelled "Sup VY." Young instantly noticed my Hawkeyes paraphernalia and told me that his boy is former Iowa QB Drew Tate. They both hail from Texas.

I asked if I could get my picture with him and VY was ready to pose when one of his entourage boys said no. I had totally forgotten that I was in the middle of a Casino lobby and no photograph evidence was probably a wise move.

VY was very engaging to some random drunk white guy like myself when he really did not not need to be at all. I came away with a positive experience in our brief encounter and I hate the Texas Longhorns too.

It seems silly but as a believer in karma, I feel VY is getting his just due now.

HT: Josh Q. Public

Link Whores

• Washington Wizards owner Abe Polin died yesterday and there was an outpouring of emotion from those who were impacted by his life. Part 1-Truth About It Part 2-Bullets Forever

• MTV is finally making a Guido Reality TV show. Animal

• My man Cajun Boy absolutely nails down the sociological characteristics of this generations Guidos. Cajun Boy in the City

• This party girl loves to take pictures of herself and it is usually a sign of being vain. Sorry I Missed Your Party

• The new video game, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, set all time record with 300 million dollar of sales in 24 hours. CNET

• Will 'Paranormal Activity' Teach The Movie Industry A Lesson? Tech Dirt

• The obituary of blogging in favor of micro blogging (Twitter) might have been premature. Tech Crunch

• Tim Lincecum, aka little Mitchie Kramer, might drive baseball suits crazy by requesting 23 million in his arbitration hearing. The Sports Pig's Blog

• Will Leitch highlights the year 2001. Deadspin

• Former Atlanta Hawks cheerleader makes a porn. Don Chavez

• Miranda Kerr is going to debut a diamond bra along with her butterfly lingerie during next week's Victoria Secret fashion show on CBS. Tasty Booze

• Ron Artest Slings the Crazy on Jimmy Kimmel. Brahsome

• The Big Boob Hunt has begun in Nottingham. Banned in Hollywood

• The creation of a Jimmy Clausen got his ass beat parody video has to be rock bottom for Notre Dame fans. Busted Coverage

Picture Credit: 9GAG-"Miss the 90's?"

United We Serve

Throwing the football around with NFL stars Drew Brees, DeMarcus Ware, and Troy Polamalu along with President Obama on the South Lawn is pretty damn cool.



The Prez even grabs a smooth pick from Brees and he should have bowed afterwards in celebration just to set Fox News into a frenzy.


Did you FEEL the exercise indoctrination of the children?

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So this is not the Showbiz Pizza Party that I remember as a little kid.



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Quotes From The Wire

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Will "The Thrill" Bynum

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Clash of the Cretins

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Iowa Linebacker Pat Angerer has a solid comeback dare to the national pundits like Mark May, Lou Holtz and Terry Bradshaw hating on Iowa's 9-0 record,

"It doesn’t really matter....I’m pretty sure I can beat up most of those guys anyway.”

9-0 is 9-0 and the point of a football contest is to beat the other team. Iowa has not lost a game in over a calendar year but somehow they are begging for national respect after eventually covering the spread against Indiana last Saturday. I do not have the energy to break down everything because there is still a bunch of football to be played but who the hell thinks Boise State/Cincinnati/TCU would run the table at Madison, East Lansing, and Happy Valley in the same season?

There is no doubt that Iowa has warts and they been a benefactor of fortunate bounces at times. However, this 2009 team has always made the money plays when the game is on the line and they should get credit for making them.

I will take winning ugly over losing pretty and I am pretty sure most college football fans would like their team to be 9-0. It feels much better than following the Cornhuskers wreckage in Lincoln.

While the 2009 Hawkeyes have caused serious heart/liver damage amongst us fans, I am still buckled in for the historic ride.

Stanzi Magic, Believe it.


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