Link Whores

• Why Women Are Whores (Great New Site) lists 5 reasons why are your girl might be a whore.

• Hottest Girls of MySpace reminds me that I need to visit South Beach before I die.

• Tasty Booze ponders what Party Aussie Broseph's pornography charge could be and I agree with him.

• Busted Coverage uncovers those Capitalistic Commie Chinaman trying buy New England Patriots cheer poon.

• Brahsome's ready for Lost's return to TV, as am I, and their new feature is born, Brah.

• Loser With Socks updates job movement one of the Skers ex nemesis, Texas QB Major Applewhite, aka the ginger kid. The prodigal son, feeling a possible sinking Saban ship at Bama, returns to Austin. Major Ginger takes a job demotion from Bama. I believe someday he will take over the offense and possibly be Mack Brown's replacement. I am too lazy to research but I bet Brett Favre's right arm that the UT message boards are firing up this type of speculation.
  

• Epic Carnival's Isaac estimates other incidents that could take place in 51.9 seconds. The time ruled to be played over again by NBA between the Heat and Hawks. I know sometimes my fist bullet only lasts under but the second bullet? Like a Bowlegged Woman!
  

• Pointless Banter sits through an episode of Oprah. I have always told people, find me a woman of any age or color that does not like this woman. You can not. No female says a bad word about Oprah while men respect her savvy business sense and tremendous wealth. Oh, Vote Obama too but not for her, do it for new approach to leadership in our government. No more Clintons or Bushs. Our country has had our fill in 20 years too many and it is time to turn the page. As always, more on this later.

• The Putdown makes a list of the 5 craziest girls that he ever dated. Can add the girlfriend of my roommate who once put bleach in a best friends shampoo bottle because she was mad at her to the list?

• Slamdizzle reviews his DVD of Rambo First Blood, which is his favorite of the series. Mine too. I am glad to see you back throwing ringers with pimp ass blog posts.

• Bright Black Internet, which Fn Rocks btw, unveils 20 reasons to have sex. I always thought what a better world we would live in if everyone had a daily orgasm. Sounds like Utopia to me.

• On 205th genius idea of truly polling the identity of the sexiest woman on the planet. This needs to be settled by real dudes and not some interest driven PR director. I have my vote.

• A.V. Club reviews their best DVDs of 2007. Finally, my 2nd year in review list that I enjoyed.

Mac Gs World

"About Nine Trillion Dollars"

Here is the only Republican I would support for president: Representative Ron Paul. I might disagree with some of his radical policies but at least he has courage to speak out about the destructive path our government leaders have been taking our country down. Paul's followers are passionate and everywhere too.



Mac Gs World

Favre Fellatio

I have been a Packer fan all of my life and even before the Brett Favre era. Lynn Dickey and Majik Man, what? Tim Harris and Brent Fullwood, who?

However, Number 4 brought excitement and more importantly success to my favorite NFL team. I will save my 2000 word Fellatio filled essay on Favre for another day but in honor of the big game on Sunday, I found some awesome You Tube Clips.

Busted Coverage might be on top something about Favre's college aged daughter being a hottie. Brittney Favre's genes are working in her favor.



This video gives me chills.



Here are some classic Brett Favre off the cuff moments.

Word Association with Ike Turner

There are some things in American culture that you just remember by word or name association and you have no idea why. I compare it to love ballad lyrics of the 80s, which are permanently entrenched into my membrane and unable to erase no matter how hard I try. ("Rosanna" GO AWAY, you too "Amanda!")

Liz Taylor? She was married quite often. Marilyn Monroe? JFK nailed her. Poltergeist? The little girl died shortly after filming the movie. Apple Pie? Great With Ice Cream. Tomato Juice? Amazing with vodka and spices.

When I hear Ike Turner's name, I immediately think:
Wife Beater.

I was not even alive when Ike slapped around his then wife Tina. Ike Turner died last month and the results of his death were just released.

Ike Turner's death last month was caused by a cocaine overdose, according to an official report.The medical examiner's office in San Diego said its findings were that Turner "abused cocaine" which resulted in "cocaine toxicity".

No FN way! I am not a doctor but a 76 year old man should probably stay away from the yeyo. What is going to happen next, Keith Richard's liver fails?


Anyway, I dug into Ike's bio and found these interesting tidbits.

• In 2005, he appeared on the Gorillaz' album, Demon Days, playing piano on the track, "Every Planet We Reach Is Dead". He played live with the band on the band's world tour to that particular song. In 2007, Ike won his first solo Grammy in the Best Traditional Blues Album category for the album, Risin' With the Blues. Before his death, a collaboration between Turner and the rock band, The Black Keys, by Gorillaz' producer Danger Mouse was expected for release next year.

• Turner is said to have been married 14 times but he has only been known to have married four times publicly.

• Tina accused Ike of violent spousal abuse, which Ike repeatedly denied for many years. However, in his 2001 autobiography Ike admitted, "Sure, I've slapped Tina... There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But I never beat her."

OSI= OH I SAW U PEE

Once in awhile a story comes along is just too good that it appears almost made up. It was right in With Leather's wheel house, sitting on a tee and proving once again why only blogs can cover this type of story.

The blog post titled, "Osi Likes it Nasty," includes:

A budding NFL superstar, freaky sex with urine, affair, cash pay outs, Internet rumor, defecation, hold up? Defecation? Yes.

Giants DE Osi Umenyiora of the New York Giants "allegedly" had sexual relations with a so called model/hooker, who detailed their wild (paid for) escapades on this blog.

He wanted me to have sex with him and one of his brothers at the same time. He also wanted me to try it with another one of his teammates that was staying there. I said no because I didn't want to be passed around like that.

He did buy my jewelry. The diamond snow ball. Oh and all the me money. I did invite a friend to join us (My hot girl "L" that has done shoots with me) and he wanted to DEFECATE on her in his bathtub. My GOSH she let him do it but I wanted no part. I'm a freak, but my gosh.


The next time I was with him he offered me 3 grand if I let him defecate on me and I said no. He told me to leave and so I did. The next time he asked and I did and I accepted the 3 grand. And it became a regular thing.

This is exactly why I simultaneously love and hate the Internet at the same time. This is totally non credible information and most likely made up. These type of rumor laced comments are normally reserved for female hairdressers and lady restrooms.

However, the nature of the information inquires our minds to wonder immediately if Osi really blows 2 loads on his female partners/victims.

Eagles OT Winston Justice is just pissed that this "working girl" was repetedly paid 3 grand to be humilated by Osi.

I can not wait for the Packers to take a dump all over the Giants on Sunday, metaphorically speaking. Dirt Balls.

OSI likes it Nasty
Osi's a Pooper?
Osi Kelly?

IFH Mondays

I agree with the Notorious DEK that Nick Swardson is my favorite new comedian. This helps me get over the news that David Spade gets to bang Playboy models.



Here is the one of my favorite sidesplitting videos from Swardson.

Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan Cracks up DL.



Thanks to The Disciples of Kaleb Krump for the video tip.

Mac Gs World

NFL Quarterfinal Recap

The main themes from last weekend's NFL quarterfinal playoff games were dropped balls and the ability or inability to effectively rush the QB.

Both played key roles in determining the outcome of each game. This was obviously apparent in clean post game jerseys of Tom Brady/Phillip Rivers/Brett Favre and the butterfingers of Marcus Pollard/Patrick Crayton/Dennis Northcut.

Packers over the Seahawks
I could not think of a worse beginning of this game for the Packers after spotting the Seasquawks 14-0. On a personal note, I was nursing a major hang over and the early deficit forced me to hop back on the booze train.

The second seasquawks TD was ruled a force out and this is the 3rd time the Packers have been screwed by this awful rule. Earlier this fall, I wrote on Epic Carnival about the need for the NFL to allow replay on this highly questionable call. It cost the Browns a playoff berth.

The Packers scored on 6 straight TDs as Ryan Grant overcame 2 early fumbles, rambling for 200 yards. Favre's passes were crisper than the bills at Strip Club ATM machine. Ball Game.

The hyped up Seasquawks defense was non existent and the Packers had their way all day. I am still waiting for the missing person report on All Pro DE Patrick Kerney. The underrated Packers defense brought their A game and Atari Bigby laid some serious wood on several occasions.

If some one would have told me in September that a RB named Ryan Grants would lead the Packers to the NFC title game, I would have asked where they got the good hydro.

Patriots over Jaguars
The Jags made a valiant effort but the Patriots displayed why they are the favored team to win it all and on a path to make history.

Brady surgically picked apart the Jags defense, who were unable to generate any pressure all game. Brady's statue of liberty goal line fake symbolized this point as he had at least 8-10 seconds before finding Wes Welker in the back of the end zone for the TD.

I compare beating the Patriots to playing Tiger Woods in the back nine of a final round. Par is not going defeat Tiger, only birdies maybe will.

The Jags had a shot but TD drops by Northcutt and Matt Jones made them settle for FGs aka pars, while the Pats were holing out birdies on every 2nd half TD drive.

Chargers over Colts
Man did I eat some crow on this one and I thought the Colts would roll. I was Norv Turner and Phillip River's hater. I believed in the Colts defense, who had been one of the NFL's top units all season. They were a no show, producing zero pass rush and no big plays as the Chargers rolled up 400 plus yards in total offense.

Peyton almost led the Colts to victory but 2 red zone turnovers killed their chances. The big hit on Reggie Wayne on the last drive was a huge play for the Chargers. The Colts did not deserve to win after giving up a go ahead TD drive in the final quarter to the Chargers backup QB(Billy Volek) and RB(Michael Turner). Championship teams do not allow that to happen.

I still heart Colts Safety bad ass and defensive NFL MVP, Bobby "da hitman" Sanders. The penalty he was called for after giving a tap to his boy and ex hawkeye teammate, Chargers kicker Kato for missing a FG was awesome.

It was total BS but it was pretty cool to see two Hawks getting attention on national TV. Trust me, Hawkeye football fans need all the excitement they can get these days.

Giants beat Cowboys
The GMen pulled off the upset in Big D because they were able to consistently harass Tony Romo in the 2nd half. He was never comfortable in the pocket at all and his WRs let him down with several drops. Crayton's 3rd down drop in the 4th quarter

Eli did not make any huge mistakes and the Giants WRs exposed the weaknesses of the Cowboys secondary. Cowboy Safety Roy Williams being a pro bowler is a bigger joke than the Cowboys having 12 pro bowlers to the Packers 4. Williams can not tackle or cover anymore.

The Giants TD before the half was huge and it took the momentum back from Dallas, who had just went on a 20 play TD drive. I did not like the Giants conservative play calling at the end of the game but their D stepped up to seal the victory.

I made it through a Cowboys summary of their playoff loss without mentioning TO or that no talent buxom blonde's effect on Romo. This has to be a record.

The NFL's version of the Final Frozen Four takes place on Sunday with low temps expected in Green Bay and Boston. I am cold just thinking about it. GO Pack GO.

Party Broseph Will Not Go Home

I love this mate.




Here is Corey Delaney/Worthington's hilarious interview from earlier. This current affair ho needs to take her clothes off and let the party broseph keep his glasses on.



It looks like Corey is cashing in. Do I sound jealous? I am and I need to visit Australia very soon.


UPDATE: The party is over for Corey and I am pretty confident that the police made him take off his glasses when he was arrested yesterday. He was charged with creating a public nuisance and producing child pornography.

This kid is going to make even more money out of this now.

Corey seems to be a very polarizing person already as people either love or hate him. I find the whole story highly entertaining and who would not want to be 16 again, Bra?

UPDATEII: TShirts are already on the series of tubes.



Time line of Corey's Rise to Fame
Party Broseph Looking to Get Paid
He will not take his glasses off ever
Corey gets the cuffs

Broseph Rager Down Under

Do you remember High School Parties? Parents go away for a night or weekend and all of a sudden before you know it, half of your high school finds out about the location.

Mayhem breaks lose. Liquor cabinet immediately is drained, valuables are lost or stolen, booze empties end up scattered in random places and bedrooms turn into love/drug dens.

Being a smart teenager, or should I say a less dumb one, I never threw parties at my own home. I am not pleading innocent as I did my best to promote ragers at OTHER domiciles.

I just knew that incidents like this one in Australia were possible and I did not want to explain things to my parents.

Teenager Corey Delaney's, aka Aussie Broseph, bash in Melbourne escalated to the point where cops were called upon to control the unruly party goers and 20,000 dollars in damages occurred.

Now the government wants Delaney to pay the costs and his parents are not happy. His mom's quote:

"We're a good family. I'm just devastated and horrified that this has actually occurred.Obviously he's very scared of the consequences that we're going to bring upon him."

Broseph is so frightened about his consequences and remorseful about the uproar his bash inflicted on the community that he had this comment directed toward potential party hosts:

"Get me to do it for you. Best party ever, that's what everyone's saying."


Melbourne Youth Faces Party Bill


Thanks to my boy Hank for the tip.

I Heart JSmooth

Other great highlights from Sunday's NBA Action

Get Your Popcorn Ready

It is probably too early for popcorn but nonetheless, I suggest salting some kernels up with extra butter while viewing this video.

GO PACK GO

Mike Florio thinks the Packers could be on a verge of a dynasty. Woo Now and Easy Killer. I am just hoping for a victory over the Gmen on Sunday.

Link Whores

• Hottest Girls of MySpace is a great way to kick start your week. Super Smoking Pictures of Jordan Monroe, a former University of Nebraska student and ex-gfriend of Skers wide out Terrence Nunn.

• Busted Coverage brings news of Jenna Jameson ending her porn career. Now get that whore a sandy.

• On 205th discovers that Terry Bradshaw has a hot daughter. I did not think this was possible either.

• Hottie Hunter examines the techniques of the Perverted Cameramen or as I like to call him, Mr. Awesome.

• Tasty Booze summarizes Heidi from the Hills. I do not watch the show but I am amazed that these borderline talented personas created by MTV get so much publicity.

• Epic Carnival's Dmt Shooter highlights the top ten NFL story lines destined to be beaten into the ground.

• Loser With Socks displays video evidence of the Dbagness of Joakim Noah.

• Brahsome's finds a funny edited audio of Roger Clemens admitting to injecting roids into his A$$.

• Bright Black Internet- Check out this site.

NFL Recap and Preview: The Final Eight

The Final Eight

In college basketball I have always argued that if a coach guides his team to the Sweet 16 on a consistent basis, his job should always be secure. Everyone aspires for a Final 4 or a national championship but being in the hunt is almost as important. Some programs even lower the bar to just making the NCAA tournament. Nebraska basketball has never won one tourney game.

As fans, you just want your team to have a shot at making a title run.

This same logic can be carried over to the NFL as 8 teams remain with a shot at the Super Bowl crown. While some fans will be crushed if their favorite teams' lose this weekend, 24 teams are already at home and I am just happy my Packers are in the mix.

Last weekend's games provided me little reason to believe the gap between the above average teams and the very good teams has closed whatsoever. I do not see one team who played in the wild card round with a shot at running the table like the Steelers 2 years ago.

I hate running predictions because they are usually wrong and I do not want to jinx the Pack by talking major smack about the Seasquawks. Here are 2 great NFL playoff previews from Five Tool Tool and Uncle Rico's Time Machine.


Here are my thoughts on last weeks NFL games

Seattle beat Skins
The first half of this game was brutal to watch and two things that I already knew stood out . Seattle still can not run the ball and Skins WR Santana Moss is unable to actually catch a football. Unfortunately, Moss's one job in life that he is paid millions of dollars to perform, is to hold on to a football when it hits his hands.

After the coolest kicking team recovery that I ever witnessed, the key play was a Skins TE Chris Cooley drop which would have set up first and goal from the 3. Instead, the skins missed a FG and Seattle drove the length of the field for the decisive go ahead TD. The Skins inability to stop the Seahawks pass rush was probably the deciding factor in the game.

I still pour some out on a regular basis for the Boom Boom King and his memorary will live on forever.

Jags beat Pitt
This was the most entertaining game of Wild Card weekend and the better team won. Maurice Drew was the difference and how much better of a pro is he turning out to be than Reggie Bush?

The Steelers had a chance late to ice the game late but were way too conservative on their play calling. 3rd&6 QB sweep? What is that? My favorite part of the game was Jags CB Mathis possibly being out of bounds after an INT because of his dreads. I think the Jags have the formula to play with the Pats.

Giants beat Bucs
I missed most of this game and it seems like I did not miss much. Everyone is all over Eli's junk because he did not suck and played decent. Talk about lowering the bar and I still doubt Eli's ability to hit open WRs with his high sailing throws. I expect a battle with the Cowboys and the Giants Oline is underrated.

Chargers beat Titans
The one thing that I took from this game was how bad Vince Young looked. His awful play cost the Titans a shot at winning this game as their defense held LT in check. Plus, Titans need to roll Vince out and run the spread offense. He is not a good pocket passer and I still have doubts that he will ever be one.

I can not believe I would ever argue that Kerry Collins would have been the best option for a team to win a playoff game, however, this was shockingly the case.

The Titans secondary was burned late and no one wants to write this but I will, Pac Man Jones would have been a difference maker out there. There is a reason that the Titans will not cut him because he is a helluva player.

Everyone needs to chill out on the Chargers though. Rivers is still highly inconsistent and Turner will find a way to lose a game as a head coach. The defense is playing better but is nowhere near the destructive force it was a year ago.

Have a great weekend, headed to Happy Hour, time to blow off some steam/stress.

Word, Mac G.

Truth Hurts

If LSU and West Virginia would have beaten Arkansas and Pittsburgh respectively late in regular season, we would not have posters like this one.

I think the speed factor is overrated and Ohio State was simply manhandled up front by LSU.

I am trying not piling on Luckeye fan and your football program is top 5 in the country but at least the my beloved Hawks took out Florida and LSU in their 04&05 bowl games.

Step it up for once as you are killing what is left of the Big 10's reputation.

A Team More Terrible than Iowa Basketball

Every University of Iowa fan can explain in 4 letter laced detail about how painful it was to watch the football team's anemic offense last fall. Here is a video of Iowa QB Jake "Wild Thing" Christensen, which sums up the offensive futility.

Oh, this is game 12 by the way, a home loss which cost Iowa a chance at some worthless bowl.
I know I could pull some drunk dart board player out of Vitos with better accuracy than Rick Vaughn.

I am sorry as I keep forgetting that fans are just supposed to fork over portions of their pay checks, kiss players asses and not criticize their play. My Bad.

I will give Wild Thing credit that he has not been popped by the Iowa City PoPo, which on this arrest happy squad earns a player kudos. 15-20 arrests since April, who is counting?

It is not Wild Thing's fault that he plays behind a crappy offensive line (Ferentz the OL guru? please!) and is forced to run a Super Tecmo Bowl offense, with 5-10 plays.

I am trying my best to halt a 1000 word rant about the debacle known as the Iowa football program. Deep Breaths. Inhale, Exhale.

Well, the 2007-08 Hawkeye basketball team is far from a cure and actually might pour more rubbing alcohol into the sports wounds of Hawk fans.

Bottom Line: they are terrible and probably the worst Hawkeye hoops team that I have witnessed in my life. They will be lucky to win 3 more games this season and that is being generous.

Their bigs, who belong in division 2, are incapable of making a basket from 4 feet. When the object of the game is to actually out score your opponents, this is highly problematic for victory. I still have faith in first year head man, Coach Lick. He has been delt an awful 2,7 off suit poker hand. Not good.

The only silver lining to this season is that Super Steve Alfraud is no longer associated with my Alma matter.

Where am I going with this post and who cares about Hawkeye sports? It appears Iowa is not the only team in college hoops unable to put the orange peach in the basket.

Saint Louis set a modern Division I record for fewest points in a game, falling 49-20 to George Washington in the Atlantic 10 opener for both teams.

20 points? 15 percent shooting from the field? WOW! The 7th grade boys basketball team that I coach is able to score more points in a game and my players are turnover machines.

Check out the post game comments of new Saint Louis Biliken Coach Rick Majerus on not having his own players yet. He has to be second guessing himself for leaving a cushy ESPN announcers gig.

"It's like being a stepparent. I didn't pick them. They didn't pick me," Majerus said of the players. "They are trying hard. They are trying. It is a process. The effort is good. If it wasn't I would say it publicly."

Ouch! I hope my step dad does not feel the same about me.

GW Beats SLU, 49-20
Here is the story of their mascot, Billiken.
Video of the worst starting QB in college football

Jacksonville Voodoo

Simon on Sports doubted the effectiveness of Tom Brady Voodoo dolls in recent his Pats/Jag playoff preview.

Well, I hope the following Jaguar fan does not find out because it would ruin his pregame voodoo rituals. I feel the need to poke some fun at this guy but just go 2:05 of this video to see Fred Taylor get walloped.

Soccer Fight

At least soccer players know how to throw down by the contents of this video in comparison to American sports brawls, which usually are weak shoving matches. (Hockey being the lone exception). Happy Friday Fockers.

Link Whores

• Epic Carnival via Mizzourah and DXP delivers a funny South Park themed picture of the Big 12 head football coaches.

• Loser With Socks has funniest post title that I have seen in 2008: Tebow of Nazareth goes to a hockey game.

• Brahsome posts a video of Erin Andrews getting mad love from the Wisconsin dirty Badger student body and the creepy, over the top reactions by announcers Brent Musberger and Steve Lavin. Question: Is the world that void of good play by play men that Musberger, Jim Nantz and Mike Tirico are continually chosen to announce major games in football AND basketball? I just do not understand it. Somehow legend Pat Summeral corpse was held up like Weekend at Bernie's for a few football games this season too. I nearly slipped into a coma listening to him during the Cotton Bowl.
  

• Busted Coverage beat me to the punch on this funny video of a happy LSU fan busting out his celebratory white man dance.

• Tasty Booze further cements my belief that the majority of crazy, weird stories and most COPS episodes take place in the Sunshine state.

• Hottest Girls of MySpace fires high heat with this post on a hot Latina MILF. This link is for my buddy, who is incapable of blowing off hot chicks and now thinks he wants to turn a ho with baggage into a housewife.

• Hottie Hunter is on to something with this sizzling fashion trend post. My request is to find hotties in Uggs as those Fn boots play with my head on a daily basis. Oh Monogamy!

• Brightest Black Internet's post has found one of my sweet spots: hot tennis babes.

• On 205th wants this hot chick to bark like a dog. RUFF, RUFF, RUFF.

• Dont Cost Nothing has a major crush on super model Alessandra Ambronio. I can see why and I had a thing for Brazillian girls until I dated one.

• UK Celeb has more topless photos of Lucy Pinder. Her amazing fun bags make me believe that God is a male.

• The Putdown has a take on Roger Clemens' Linda Tripp like phone habits.

• Pointless Banter's hilarious strip club story and I had like 10 flashbacks reading it. This guy is like Tucker Max but actually funny and not an egotistical prick. Plus, I am a sucker for anything related to gentlemen clubs and I am still pissed that I was not able to make my annual visit to the Pink Pony in Atlanta over New Years.