Gaythering Storm & Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad

A Gaythering Storm from Jane Lynch

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We Don't Torture

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Dan Froomkin has much more on the criminal and morally bankrupt actions of our government officials.

Real Life at the Jersey Shore

My Newark boy Scooter likes to proclaim that New Jersey is the greatest place on earth. I am totally enthralled by the Guido fist pumpin at the Jersey shore and I just watched this video 2 times in a row. It is that damn entertaining.



Fist Pumpin for Life!
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Playmates Love Sports Blogs?

I thought that I had the market cornered on shameless pandering but these playmates pimping sport blogs out proved me wrong. Oh, mos def that I'm jealous since of the whole street cred/poon empire thing.

"If You aint Teabaggin, You aren't an American"

I just could not quit the Fox News Tea Baggers. Time to go to the tape and here is a preview.



This woman asked relevant follow up questions to a protester like "why is our President a fascist?" and he had no answers. Of course, Fox News and the wing nuts are attacking the big bad biased CNN. Lou Dobbs gets to spout his hateful anti immigrant crap every night on CNN and bashing minorities is TOTALLY apart of the "liberal" agenda.


Teabaggin protests served up the humor to the Daily Show writers on a Tee.


Jeffrey Toobin is one of the handful of blowhards on cable news that I actually respect his opinion. He is befuddled to what was the point of these demonstrations.



A progressive blogger infiltrated the Tea Baggin and his facts laden speech, predictably did not pump up the conspiracy lovin crowd.



When did Fox News Business channel and News Corp not represent Corporate America's interests? The lying and the stoopid just hurts the brain.


When I watch this Corporate lackey spout his faux populist/fascist mumbo jumbo, I almost can see Fox News leader Roger Ailes and News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch grinning in some dark room at his excellent performance.



The videos are endless and my next post will probably focus on the hilarious signs. In case googling Urban dictionary is too difficult, here is an image of what real Tea Baggin looks like.

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The Tebagger's Revoultion will be Televised on Fox

I really do not have time to deeply mock the whole Teabaggers Anti Obama protests on April 15th, which are promoted by Fox News and funded by right wing Corporate interests but I will just go to the tapes.



My favorite line, What ever happened to Fox News telling protesters to "Get a Job"?



The teabaggers leader is Fox News' new star, Glenn Beck. Looney TUNES!!!



I have no issues with Fox hyping up these tax protests but then you must drop the whole "fair and balanced" label because political party propaganda outfits do no get to call themselves a "news" organization.

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Morning Joe has some advice for his Teabag teammates, come up with some actual ideas!!



Any video that starts by welcoming you to Teabag Central is sure to be golden.



My boy, Jack Donaghy must be cringing that he is associated with these Tea Baggers because it is not really helping with the general public credibility of the Republican party.

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Even Tweedy can not stop laughing at Fox's fair and balanced charade.



This Brit has a hilarious take on the US news media.

Picture of the Day

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Link Whores

• Washington Capitals/ NY Rangers playoff schedule is out and I am ready to rock some red for the next 2 months. Capitals Kremlin

• All of the Stanley Cup playoff matchups and thanks ESPN for showing poker tournament reruns instead of exciting hockey playoff action. NHL.com

• Speaking of Corporate assholes, Amazon fits the bill with their new homophobic business practices. Jack and Jill Politics

• Reed Johnson robs Prince Fielder of a grand slam with a wicked catch and the Cubs win. Docksquad Sports

• Video and pictures of the Polar Bear attacking woman who jumped into its quarters at the Berlin Zoo. Look at This....

• Michelle Hunziker steams up the beach. The Beer Goggler

• The Official 2009 Liliana Montoya Calendar is insanely hot. Camel Tap

• Cuzzy is running a NHL playoff contest. Cuzoogle

• Louis CK is hilarious in an interview with Conan. Yep Yep

• HBO's Eastbound&Down is coming back for more Kenny Fn Powers! Brahsome

• Where are Dem White Chicks? staring Lane Kiffin and Mike Tomlin. Loser With Socks

• The Blue Jays are off to a good start so it is pretty bad timing that they are stopping booze sales for a few games at the Skydome. Tasty Booze

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Oh My God, Do You Feel the Storm of Rainbows?

This video is actually real and not a parody. The lightning bolts are my favorite part.



Thank God the overwhelming majority of the younger generation understands that gay people just want equal civil rights and the state to recognize their loving relationships like it does to straight couples. Traditional marriages will never be under "attack," nor will any of our "rights."

This has nothing to do with church sponsored religion at all. When did Jesus tell other humans to discriminate against each other? I must have missed that part in Sunday school while my mind was focusing on whether or not Jimmy the Greek's Sunday NFL picks were reliable. (My gambling addiction started at a real young age.)

Matt Yglesias highlights some ridiculous logic parts of the video.

We not only don’t have Jim Crow anymore, but we teach people that racism is wrong. This is, it’s true, a big imposition on racists. And people who don’t like gay people can be legitimately concerned that the spread of gay equality will create an environment in which their children are less likely to share their own prejudices.

On the other hand, that’s all pretty tautological. But what’s the deal with the woman who says “I’m a California doctor forced to choose between my faith and my job”? What is it she wants to do? Does her faith prohibit her from giving medical care to gays and lesbians? That sounds like a pretty sick faith. And a clear violation of existing medical ethics anyway.

Kumar Goes to the White House

There might still be hope for me in politics after all.

The White House has hired actor Kal Penn as a liaison between President Barack Obama's administration and Asian constituents. White House spokesman Shin Inouye said Tuesday that the actor who had a recurring role on Fox's TV show "House" and has starred in several movies would join the staff as an associate director in the Office of Public Liaison.

His role will be to connect Obama with the Asian-American and Pacific Islander communities, as well as arts groups.

Penn starred as Kumar in the movie, "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay." His "House" character committed suicide in Monday's episode.

Penn backed Obama during the campaign.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle was the original dope pop culture stoner movie, not the Guantanamo Bay sequel. Suicide seems to be a harsh outcome for his character on House and Penn was pretty money in Van Wilder flicks too.

On a related side note, I recently watched American Pie and Harold (John Cho) was the one who first said the term MILF while describing Stiffler's mom. The word has never left our lexicon and most likely never will. There needs to be some recognition of people who first ignite such words into pop culture prominence.

I would make some lame weed joke but I do not to ruin my renewed hope for a white house gig.

Oh, I could not resist the clips.

Kumar loves his ganja.


This could be the best mocking of the highly ineffective anti drug commercials.



I will apologize now because this song will stuck in your head all day after viewing.

My New Favorite Congressman

From Colbert Nation website: Evil Congressman Dan Maffei tells Stephen why he loves cocaine and the company of prostitutes.
I love the shot gunning beers part and Maffei had a good sense of humor for a trekkie.

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Losing is not Tyranny

Yes, living in DC for 91 months of George W Bush's 96 months presidency terms tasted like a horrible shit taco.

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Obama Truck Nuts would be golden.

The Ref is Literally Shitty

I have a few drunken entertaining pissing stories but this is on whole different embarrassing level.






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Link Whores

• Jessica Biehl strips for Powderblue. Brahsome

• NFL cheerleader tryouts are beginning. The Angry T

• Radiohead to Testify Against the RIAA Torrent Freak

• Since the Hawkeye basketball and football teams continually let me down, (except for Shonn Greene&Mitch King) I was proud that the Iowa government legally recognized the human rights of homosexual couples. Anonymous Liberal
• Chris Brown played in a charity basketball game for domestic violence. Whacked! Graney and the Pig's Blog

• I agree that the crap on Disney Channel and Nickelodeon is harming the younger generation. Gunaxin

• Victoria Silvstedt is sizzling hot in these bikini photos. The Beer Goggler

• Cool pictures of the new Yankee stadium and I will hate their franchise until I die. My death is more likely to happen before my Orioles win a World Series. Sliding Into Home

• I have known for a good decade to never sleep on a Tom Izzo coached team in the tournament. Sparty has a good shot in the title game vs UNC. Cuzoogle

• JKoot is on the prowl at the Final Four. Busted Coverage

• TAI endured a horrible Wiz/Heat game on Saturday night but did end up with some Za from the middle eastern Techno pizza joint on U Street. Truth About It

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H.O.R.S.E. Back Breaker

This is the type of HORSE shots that I was expecting from the NBA's lame attempt during the All Star Game weekend.


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The 10.31 Project

Stephen Colbert was on fire last night and his take down of nut job Glenn Beck was brilliant. Colbert's 10/31 project is a response to Beck's 9/12 one. It is pure comedy genius.

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The Shii

Every guy must purchase the Shii for their lady and my new favorite game appears at the end of the video.



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Link Whores

• Ohio State WR Brian Hartline’s NFL Draft Preparation Includes Bending Over Girlfriend. (Busted Coverage)

• Hot Girls at Michigan State (Gunaxin)

• Christina Steps Out In Leopard-Print Leotard (DJ Mick)

• The 11 Worst Sports Related Video Games (The Angry T)

• Dangerous Things Named After Women (Asylum)

• Lauren is the red head star of the PC commericals that played on weekend repeat during college hoops. Epic Carnival

• THE 10 GREATEST SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME (Manofest)

• Guitar Hero Metallica with Coaches Bob Knight, Mike Krzyzewski, Rick Pitino & Roy Williams (Yep Yep)

• Worst NBA Video Games of All Time (Basketbawful)

• POST BEATING MUG SHOT OF SHAMWOW GUY’S HOOKER (Graney and The Pig's Blog)

• Calipari to Kentucky (Brahsome)

Single Asians

Beyonce has put unnecessary pressure on every male (ME) in a serious relationship with her "Single ladies" song. Specifically, this is the verse that all women love, "cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."

Here is the best version of the awful song and those with an Asian persuasion will be extra happy.




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