If At First You Don't Concede

The Daily Show's Aasif Mandvi attended the Clinton non concession rally in New York on Tuesday night. Ignore Jar Head's twin behind Hillary and focus on Mandvi's nipple interview.

Rachel Ray Loves to Squeeze Meat

Rachel Ray is everywhere, slinging crackers, cook books, etc. She recently appeared in the above Dunkin Donuts ad. Giving you a glimpse into the insane minds of the far wing nut blogosphere, the picture outraged this horrible blogger woman, who riled up her fellow haters, and Dunkin Donuts caved by taking it down.

The haters said Ray's scarf symbolized terrorist apparel. Seriously. If you wondered who are the 25 percent that still approve of Prez Bush, here is your answer.

I pity these haters because they would work themselves into a witch hunt fury after watching this amazing Rachel Ray video mix. She loves to grab/squeeze meat.





If you wondering, Yes, sober and preferably on the kitchen counter.

Boogie Woogie Wanted Some Sugga

This reporter has no idea what type of creature is about to slobber her.

Barry O is BALLIN!

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS OVER!

Regardless of Barack Obama's opponent's classless refusal to publicly recognize his historic victory, I am still downright giddy.

Barry took on the Clinton party machine and won by out campaigning her. He won fair and square. It is an unbelievable moment and one that will be chronicled in our history books forever.

I have been a strong supporter of Obama from day 1 of his prez campaign and his initial run for the US Senate. I have never been this passionate for a presidential candidate or any pol in my life and I am political dork junkie with a college degree in this crap.

You will hear his over and over from me until he takes the White House:
Barry is Ballin!



Oh, the dream ticket is a straight up nightmare and do not buy the media speculation fueled by Hillary's campaign.

Oh, I am Fired UP, Ready To Go!




Be sure to pass this link to anyone who thinks Barry is some secret Muslim who hates America. http://isbarackobamamuslim.com

Reaction from the Front Papers from around the US and the World.


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Link Whores

• Peter Griffin does the top 10 list on the Letterman show. The Jay Leno blast is worth the click. Next Round

• Bruce Almighty is making Reds fan forget their franchise sucks for at least a week. Yep Yep

• I thought Bill Belichick spent his free time sleeping in a cave and sucking bat blood. I guess he is a real male human because he loves big tatas. Can you imagine the video tapes that he has of this woman topless?Brahsome

• The best review of the 2008 MLB season so far that I have encountered. Bugs and Cranks

• I still do not understand how the Spelling Bee gets coverage on the (ONLY!) all sports TV network but this Num Nuts video is pretty hilarious. Docksquad Sports

• I have been slacking in my usual tennis babes coverage. My girl Maria bowed out already and here is a photo/video tribute to my favorite Russian. Babes in Sportsland

• I took in the Kimbo Slice fight at a wine party (Sophisticated!!) on Saturday night and even though most critics ripped the MMA's CBS debut, I was entertained. Kimbo looked horribly out of shape and mediocre on the ground. A better fighter would have had him a killer tap out lock in less than a minute. I do not think I can eat Cauliflower in a long, long time. Check out the video. Intentional Foul

• The Mets need Julio Franco back. Simon on Sports

• Josh Hamilton's success story should give all junkies inspiration to better themselves. Sportscrack

• God TV sure sucks but at least we can use "the google" to scan for hot actress' pictures on the Internet. The World of Isaac

• I love MySpace and non shy girls. Hottest Girls of MySpace

• Adriana Lima is like a good cup of morning java in that I can never get enough. Tasty Booze

• A cool photoshop NBA finals preview. Cuzoogle

• Pau Gasol's life drastically improved by going to the Lakers and living in Cali instead of Memphis. This means Pau gets to break out his ladies game on Angelino sluts. Busted Coverage

• Cincy Bengals cheerleader tryouts make me want to visit the Queen city at some point. Don Chavez

• These Formula One drivers bag the hottest foreign honies ever. The Angry T

• I intently follow foreign news and the current cluster Fuk in Iraq. The news is so disgusting and hopeless as their way of Iraqi life is completely Fd forever. News of Playboy contests revive some pride of being an American. Banned in Hollywood

• This video of a catcher dodging a baseball so it nails the ump is blowing up on the tubes. I pulled a similar move by throwing dirt in an umps face after being called out on a home plate slide and then pretending it was an accident. I was tossed and my coach almost got run arguing on my side. Loser With Socks

• This picture is nuts of a drunk driver taking out a group of bicyclers. Blog of Hilarity

• I am an ass and abs guy, which means these luscious pooper photos caused me to readjust the family jewels. Bright Black Internet

• The Tennessee Titans cheerleaders are smoking hot in bikinis. On 205th

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No Mas Puerto Ricos

If you watch tonight's election coverage and expect Hillary to bow out of the race, please keep this cartoon in mind.

Don't Change the World

Stephen Colbert recently gave a speech at Princeton's Class Day and of course, it is Fn awesome.





Here is my favorite sign and it is refreshing to know the Ivy kids like to rip em milky white just like regular college kids, Yummy.



Stephen Colbert tells Princeton to keep the world the same

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Penguins Dont Die, Keep Marching

Spelling Bee's, WNBA, Arena Football, and Poker tournament reruns constantly litter the ESPN family of channels but NHL hockey is nowhere to be found.

Throughout the season locating NHL on your TV dial was as painstaking difficult as sitting through an episode of "The L Word," waiting for a steamy lezbo scene. Hockey coverage on the sports blogs is non existent too.

Luckily NBC had last night's thrilling Red Wings/Penguins Game 5 Stanley Cup battle.

The Wings were less than a minute away from the hoisting the cup with a series clinching victory and the Penguins had pulled their goalie, which more than likely means the team ends up allowing a cheap empty netter. This was not the case as this crazy play happened to tie the game.



The game moved into a 3rd OT when Penguins Petr Sykora fired this game winner. Before hand Sykora proclaimed in an interview that he would score the deciding goal.



The Wings totally outplayed the Pens and the appear to be the better team so far in the series. The Pens goalie Marc-Andre Fleury was outstanding with 55 saves and one hockey fan considers it one of the best Stanley Cup Finals games ever.

The Penguins do not die and keep marching on back to Pittsburgh for game 6 with the Wings still up 3-2 in the series.

Photo is from Getty Images
Update: My man Uncle Rico gave hockey a shout out a few weeks ago.
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"Bo, You Dont Know Diddley"

Mr. Bo Diddley, rest in and rock on in peace.

MTV Puts Out the Spliff That They Rolled!

Last night on the MTV movie awards, Seth Rogen and James Franco, the stars of the upcoming classic stoner's movie,"Pineapple Express", presented a funny award skit. Rogen held up a bag of weed and Franco lit up a joint. Suddenly, the camera view faded out and they started showing people in the crowd, instead of the Mary Jane duo puffing on the spliff.

Predictably, I blamed MTV and Viacom for wussing out and figured Franco/Rogen were in deep trouble. Well, it turns out that it was MTV's idea and they tried to pull the plug at the last minute.

Backstage, Franco told The Associated Press that MTV put them up to the joke, even supplying the script, the fake marijuana and the fake joint — then had a last-second change of heart about the bit.

"MTV wrote it! ... Then backstage there was this big commotion: 'You guys can't say that,'" Franco said. "It says right in the script: 'Lights fake joint.'"

He liked the bit, saying: "that was the joke, because the No. 1 question we get about 'Pineapple Express' is, 'What kind of research did you guys do?'"

Franco said he was disappointed that the cameras went wide.

"I think they killed the joke," he said.

So what was really in the bag?

"I don't know! MTV gave it to us."


When your demographic is 10-16 year olds, I am sure advertisers do not like MTV promoting the ganja but I guess it is OK to promote drunkenness and sex to preteens? So Freaking Lame.

Here is the only video that I could find of the encounter and it is very poor quality.
I would watch it quickly before the evil suits at Viabitch take it down from Youtube.



Here is the extra sticky Pineapple Express trailer.



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Manic Monday

I apologize for this vid on a Monday morning but it is all I have in my liquor less cupboard. I might have to increase my church going to more than holidays if this type of comedy is happening on the alter. After enduring the first minute, the good stuff comes. I promise.



I hope Hillary supporter Harriet Christian was able to drink some rum to celebrate Hill's victory in Puerto Rico and medicate herself from these delusional outbreaks.
I have nothing more to add as the video speaks for itself.



HT:The Disciples of Kaleb Krump for the religious video
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A Young Hillary Clinton

I can not get enough of these Obama/Hillary videos and this one is fantastic.

Link Whores

• Adam Sandler appears to have another clunker movie coming out and this post reviews the top 10 Sandler cinematic girlfriends. Yep Yep

• These sizzling pictures of WAG Cheryl Tweedy melted my whole computer station. On 205th

• I have no idea who Regina Starr but be this link is hotter than a steamed latte. Sqwable

• Babes at the last weekend's Indy 500. The Angry T

• Nothing will get you more excited for the start of summer than this bikini model. Brahsome

• I once put 20 bucks on red, hit it, then used the 40 bucks to grease the door man at the Vegas Hard Rock so he would let me in the pool. This video shows why it was worth every penny. Busted Coverage

• The Packers NFC title game still stings but this hot Giants fan helps with the healing process. Hottest Girls of MySpace

• Looks like some dude was gelling up for a raw dawg evening, literally. Tasty Booze

• I think Maria Carey is complete diva trash who reminds me of chubby girls who wear too tight of clothes. I know some dudes would still hit it so here are pictures of her throwing out a first pitch in Japan. Bright Black Internet

• Check out these naughty stripoween pictures from Always Stripping U. Don Chavez

• Babes of Survivor tourney is down to the final two. Cuzzogle

• If Jimmy Clausen's ND career does not turn out better than his ugly hair, he will be the poster boy of the over hyped recruit. Loser With Socks

• Latin Women are just insanely attractive. My Chill Pill

• Clay Aiken knocked up some fossil cougar up. Yeah, this is not a typo and I thought only Tom Cruise did weird crap to prove that he was straight. Blog of Hilarity

• I use to watch these live CSPAN morning shows everyday when I worked as a press scrub on Capitol Hill. I had no idea Bart Simpson wannabees thought they were calling Moe's tavern. It is a must watch. Banned in Hollywood

• Although monogamy hovers my life like NASA's Mars' toy robot, a romp with Alyssa Milano might be worth the ramifications. I said MIGHT and screw the Puritans for bringing over this horrible monogamy concept to America. Holy Taco

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New Injury: WII Hip Flexor

During last Xmas break, I almost blew out my elbow battling my nephew in Wii sports. This video reveals a new potential Nintendo related injury: the Wii hip flexor.



Aside from wanting to buy the man who recorded this video and posted it on a Youtube a cold beverage or 20,I see endless possibilities with this type of proactive Wii sexual activity.

Instead of guys sulking or sneaking around after the significant other bans them from attending gentleman clubs, dudes can up the ante by making it rain in their own living room.

The guy saves mad loot, the woman gets some exercise, and hopefully mutual O faces occur. Win, Fn Win, happy endings for everyone. (Unless you lady is fat, prude and ugly, aka, the reason you have a reserved ring side seat at sniffer's row in the first place)

This Wii game could create a whole generation of aspiring strippers, who will be ready to show off their Wii skills at public poles everywhere.

And people say the terrorists won, BS.

HT:Sqwable

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Boom Her Sooner

Although I have strong dislike of the Oklahoma Sooner football program ever since the Barry Switzer/Keith Jackson era, I located a peaceful middle ground by promoting their 2008 football schedule.

Boom Her Sooner

HT:Sqwable

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Barry O's VP Choices

The Daily Show's race relation expert Larry Wilmore hilariously explains that Barack Obama needs to pick a running mate who doesn't turn him into a sidekick or a magical negro. My favorite is the Black and Tan combination.



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The Rules of Cheating, GW Bush Blow Style

Critical passages towards President Bush by former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan were released last night in McClellan's upcoming tell all book.

Anyone who has followed even remotely closely how the Bush Administration has operated over the past seven plus years should not be shocked by any of these revelations.

Deception, peddling pro war propaganda, manipulating a complicit media, Bush immersed in a bubble, Rove/Libby conspiring to obstruct justice, etc.

I have said this many times over the past few years but expect several more critical books from these Bush cronies to come out in the future as they attempt to recover some of their credibility and cash in financially.

I did find the following information about GW Bush and cocaine very striking. Bush seemed to use part of the "The Rules of Cheating" from the movie Road Trip as his excuse to forget about ripping some blow in his party days.


Here is the famous movie line: Exactly. Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.

Check out the clip:



Here is the part where Bush applies one of the rules of cheating towards his cocaine use.

McClellan tracks Bush's penchant for self-deception back to an overheard incident on the campaign trail in 1999 when the then-governor was dogged by reports of possible cocaine use in his younger days.

The book recounts an evening in a hotel suite "somewhere in the Midwest." Bush was on the phone with a supporter and motioned for McClellan to have a seat.

"'The media won't let go of these ridiculous cocaine rumors,' I heard Bush say. 'You know, the truth is I honestly don't remember whether I tried it or not. We had some pretty wild parties back in the day, and I just don't remember.'"

"I remember thinking to myself, How can that be?" McClellan wrote. "How can someone simply not remember whether or not they used an illegal substance like cocaine? It didn't make a lot of sense."

Bush, according to McClellan, "isn't the kind of person to flat-out lie."

"So I think he meant what he said in that conversation about cocaine. It's the first time when I felt I was witnessing Bush convincing himself to believe something that probably was not true, and that, deep down, he knew was not true," McClellan wrote. "And his reason for doing so is fairly obvious -- political convenience."[.]

Seann William Scott will always be Stiffler, no matter if his character was E.L. in Road Trip, and I am compelled to post this other great vid from the flick.



Bush 'didn't remember' whether he'd tried cocaine
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There Can Only Be One

HT:Ball Hype

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Fitness Babes

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"What About Mac G?"

I apologize for the long hiatus and the lack of updates on my whereabouts. I wish I could say I was drunk on a beach somewhere, soaking up rays and gawking at bikinis but I was back in the Midwest for my Grandpa's burial service. He had Alzheimers so it is for the best and I just feel really bad for my Grandma because they were married 53 years.

No real funny tidbits from my trip other than my usual elitist views of the majority of Americans being fat, lazy and dressed like they only shop at Walmart. I took a stroll around this run down mall at 2pm on Friday afternoon and wondered if the double wide trailers were parked outside.

It is curious that being a Washingtonian automatically perceives me to have some special insight into why gas is currently 4 bucks too.

Everyone is bitching about gas prices but still filling up at the same rates as before. I enjoy telling others that I do not own a vehicle at all.

I figured out the other reason most Americans are ignorant about foreign or domestic affairs is that these mid size papers bury this type of news in watered down AP stories on page 7 of the front section.

I have zero insight into the Sports world other than I still think it will be a Pistons/Lakers NBA finals and the Bulls will still mess their number one pick up because their GM John Paxson runs that team like a FEMA administrator.

I heard the new Indiana Jones flick is about Aliens. huh?

The posting will return soon and Happy Tuesday after a Holiday.

word, Mac G.


I wish I would have went sailing like my good pal Bob Wiley.


Bob has a hard time waking up too.



Bob never ever leaves the Doc.


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