Link Whores- Lil Mac G Edition

• Party Punch Fail Yep Yep

• Jennifer Ellison on a beach on Mauritius Observation Bubble

• Even the kicker for Texas pulls hot Horns poon. Busted Coverage

• Manny Pacquiao, arguably the best boxer in the world, freaked out as a teen when his dad ate his family dog. Graney and the Pig's Blog.

• American Idol Bikini Girl is still flashing skin. Don Chavez

• ESPN used a picture of Jose Canseco when reporting on Curt Schilling's retirement. Awesome! Nextround.net

• UF's Percy Harvin scored a paltry 12 on his Wonderlic test. Loser With Socks

• The newest Internet rapping phenomenon is "1/2 Price." It is a must view. Manofest

• A couple in Kentucky got hitched at White Castle. Harold and Kumar would be so amused. Blog of Hilarity

• White Boys quite often do have problems with dunking. Sportscrack

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Cartoon of the Day-Pope Benedick

This cartoon clearly highlights my strong displeasure with the recent behavior of Pope Benedict XVI.

Internet Browsers via Women

Click on the image to read the funny"If Browsers were women."



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Link Whores

• The New England Euphoria, Expansion Lingerie Football Team Holds Tryouts. The Angry T

• A helpful fix for Megan Fox junkies. Camel Tap

• Following the lead of record companies, Hollywood Studios are looking to make life shittier and less convenient for their customers in order to protect profits. Decline Hollywood Daily

• Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Little Boys And Big Boys Drool Alike. The Beer Goggler

• Photos of the volcano explosion in Tonga. Mondoweiss

• Marquette's head coach Buzz Williams should have been Td up for bumping into an official and his temper tantrum antics at the end of Eagles' loss to Mizzou. The constant whining to officials by college coaches after every call gets real old to watch. Coack K is the worst. Tirico Suave

• Doug celebrated his 4th anniversary of his excellent blog. Congrats man and Atlas Shrugged did suck monkey balls. Hey Jenny Slater

• Des Moines Sports Radio personality goes on a 4 letter tirade. This is how I feel about the rudder less basketball and football programs at Iowa. Huff Po

• A Rod linked to more paid whores. Cant Stop the Bleeding

• Bruce Willis married a 30 year old hot model. Dude is just a legend. Yep Yep

Wisdom from Kenny Powers

(Warning, NSFW Language)
Genius:


Fundamentals:


Fashion Advice

"I have Twatted"

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MC Flight Attendant

This video is a few days old but still damn funny. My Southwest flight to Okie City last fall was full of red knecks so I do not know how much the passengers enjoyed this dope lyrical flow.

Watch Rapping Flight Attendant and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

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Happy St Patty's Day!

My buddy, the Notorious DEK, hooked me up with some mad funny to begin "everyone wants to be drunk like us" Irish Day.
The White House represented their Chitown roots by dying the fountains green like the Chicago river.






The Administration decided to use March 17th to officially announce their new Irish diplomatic gig.

President Barack Obama on Tuesday selected Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney to be U.S. ambassador to Ireland, turning to a lifelong Republican who provided the Democrat critical campaign support during the White House race.

It is a perfect time to roll with this photo.

I love the Irish.

word, Mac G.

Link Whores

• Mascot fights are much more entertaining than 24/7 sports coverage of the bubble teams. Fan IQ

• Adriana Lima is stunning and her new hubby is one lucky NBA scrub. The Beer Goggler

• Cuzzy digs up classic One Shining Moment videos to get everyone jacked up for the NCAA hoops tourney. Cuzoogle

• Three different teachers in the Bay Area have been arrested lately for lesbian sex with female students. Insert your own crude joke because the stories make me ill. Graney and the Pig's blog.

• Christian Laettner and Rick Pitino recreate the "shot" for a Vitamin Water Ad. Yep Yep

• Jason Bourne is coming back for a 4th flick. Bitten and Bound

• BC starts out their essential March Madness coverage by featuring an old hottie UNC cheerleader. Busted Coverage

• Venus and Serena Williams' old man scored himself a younger woman. Brahsome

• Nothing beats the college lifestyle and it is pretty dope that the series of tubes makes reminiscing much easier. College OTR

• Playboy's "Pick Your Own girlfriend"contest appears to be a neat trick on naive dudes for some web traffic. Well, you suckered me into a link. Asylum

• My Irish eyes are smiling for these hot babes in St. Patty's Day gear. Gunaxin

MC Gimmick's Wheels Falling Off Already

I probably should not publicize the latest bizarre behavior by Joaquin Phoenix because I believe that just fuels the weirdness and brings notoriety to his so called "rap" career.
I just find the whole act lame and very insignificant in terms of pop culture.



Joaquin Phoenix Leaps Off Stage, Confronts Fan At Hip-Hop Show

Colbert Challenges Michael Steele to a Rap Off

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Ovie's Job is his Credit

Eastern Motors might have the best local ad campaign in the country. Their car commercials feature local DC sports stars and they have produced a buzz for years. Eastern Motors are no dummies and they realize this is now Alexander Ovechkin's town so they set Ovie up with his own spot.



I love that Ovie wanted to some vodka shots.

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The Daily Show 2, CNBC Clowns 0

After Jon Stewart's twitterscape smack down of the clowns at CNBC last week, their lead bozo, Jim Cramer, ripped Stewart and said he took him out of context.

The Daily Show responded last night and proved that Cramer picked a fight with the wrong crew. 

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The tape hurts Jimbozo. 

Honestly, Stewart did not even bring up how Cramer has recently called President Obama repeated names of communists on his shows. Stewart also ignored evidence that Cramer possibly manipulates stock prices.

Even though the Dow Jones lost a third of its value in 2008, Cramer unfairly blamed the whole stock melt down solely on Obama. Did he expect not to be called out for this intelligence insulting conclusion? 84 percent of Americans disagree with Cramer and know that Obama inherited all of these problems. The American people are not all idiots and my faith in their judgement is on the upswing. 

Cramer is already using his NBC platform to whine about how he is the victim of attacks. 

I will echo the words of Jon Stewart, Fuk YOU Jim Cramer. 

The biggest economic collapse of our lifetimes happened right under your nose, while you and the CNBC nitwits kept the poms poms out to cheer companies led by crooks and provided them cover for their ponzi schemes. This was your job as a so called "expert" to sort this out, not ours. It all went to collosal crap. 

Your whole act and the colleagues on the CNBC channel have no credibility left whatsoever. Now you have a the chutzpa to blame a president barely 6 weeks on the job for everything and call him a commie. 

Fuk You. 

Trillions of Dollars have evaporated, 401K retirements and pensions have been gashed, millions of homes and jobs are lost. The GDP is in a record nose dive and the major banks in America are insolvent. The nest egg that the Baby Boomer generation counted on to retire is severely diminished.  

Students graduating college, face record debt of loans and dismal job prospects.  The manufacturing and auto workers are endangered species. The American way of life is in peril and it will never be the same again. Plus, there are no signs of recovery for a long time and Obama's stimulus appears be too small to jolt the economy up.  We will likely need a second stimulus to stop the economic bleeding.

Ignore the pain and suffering of others, even the innocent victims of Wall Street's greedy gambling losses but this is all about the bruised egos of little Jimmy and the CNBC/Wall ST apologists like Erin Burnett. 

I forget to mention the other real victims would include those who lost large chunks of their life savings listening to shitty stock advice from multi millionaire CNBC TV personalities. 

You might as well have lit your money on fire. Bravo Daily Show. Brav Fuk n O. 

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• According to the latest Wall Street Journal/NBC poll, the current economic conditions were inherited and not caused by President Barack Obama 
  
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Stop, Crunk, and Roll

I am sucker for these type of videos.


Party Girl in Bra Falls Off Table - Watch more Funny Videos

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TO to the Bills

TO signing with the Bills shocked the sports world over the weekend and further proves that slimy agent Drew Rosenhaus is one of the best in the biz. He hooked TO up with a 6.5 million dollar deal and if he tears it up in 09, TO will be sure to get a bigger contract with another club.

I do not see how Trent Edwards or Dick Jauron will be able to control the dominant personality of TO. I agree TO does seem to get blamed for a team's failure when you can never question his ridiculous work ethic or will to win. Plus, he has never been in any trouble with the law in his NFL career either, which is commendable feat considering the behavior of his NFL brethren.

 TO did tear apart the Eagles and 49ers locker rooms with selfish comments and behavior. My biggest problem with TO is that he has never really took any responsibility for those hurtful actions in Philly/SF and this reason alone is why teams are sometimes better off with his distracting persona around. 

81 is already taken by Bills WR James Hardy so TO gets number one, which should help damper down his brash ego, eh?



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"Why am I Wet? What is Happening to Me?"

CNBC is still silent after Jon Stewart and the Daily Show mocked their whole cheerleading operation for being incompetent "experts" while the entire world economy collapsed. Stewart was on Dave Letterman's Late Show last night and the topic moved to the 24 hour financial news networks.



Check out the entire Stewart interview with Dave and the bit about the Oscar is pretty damn hilarious.

The Rainmaker

It crazy to think that Sonics basketball legend Shawn Kemp still could have done so much more in the NBA if he would have laid off the blow and junk food or used a jimmy while BOOM-SHAKALAKA in the bedroom.

During his prime, the Rainmaker was one of the biggest highlight dunkers in the NBA. Here are his top 10 dunks by NBA.com.

Image of the Day

I do not know if this image makes me want to laugh or cry or do both at the same time.




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The Best Daily Show Ever

The Daily Show spent all of last evening's episode exposing the financial "experts" at CNBC and their false rosy scenarios. Jon Stewart provided detailed in depth coverage of the causes of the world financial collapse, which was led by the so called "wizards" of Wall Street and cheered on the whole way by the hacks at CNBC. I already knew all of this information and Stewart left some of the complex issues out but all of these videos are must see TV.

Why does a comedian have to provide this service to the public?

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Using just the DOW to follow the economy's well being is so absurd.

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The Dow Knows All

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This interview provided more insight into the collapsing of the world economy than all the reporting combined on the major TV and Cable News shows.

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Joe Nocera

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Jim Cramer is an idiot.

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Moment of Zen - Mad Money

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If these videos suck, you can watch the whole episode on Hulu.

Picture of the Day-LOST

The show LOST is on this evening and I have been MIA from the blog (personal illness and a horrible work load) so I thought this picture was fitting. Yes, the show is still entertaining to me but trying to comprehend the plot is like being on a carnival ride on acid. At least that is what someone told me about LSD. Kate is pretty spunky too. 



Thanks to my boy Joe Brooklyn O for the pix.