Losing is not Tyranny

Yes, living in DC for 91 months of George W Bush's 96 months presidency terms tasted like a horrible shit taco.

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Obama Truck Nuts would be golden.

The Ref is Literally Shitty

I have a few drunken entertaining pissing stories but this is on whole different embarrassing level.






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Link Whores

• Jessica Biehl strips for Powderblue. Brahsome

• NFL cheerleader tryouts are beginning. The Angry T

• Radiohead to Testify Against the RIAA Torrent Freak

• Since the Hawkeye basketball and football teams continually let me down, (except for Shonn Greene&Mitch King) I was proud that the Iowa government legally recognized the human rights of homosexual couples. Anonymous Liberal
• Chris Brown played in a charity basketball game for domestic violence. Whacked! Graney and the Pig's Blog

• I agree that the crap on Disney Channel and Nickelodeon is harming the younger generation. Gunaxin

• Victoria Silvstedt is sizzling hot in these bikini photos. The Beer Goggler

• Cool pictures of the new Yankee stadium and I will hate their franchise until I die. My death is more likely to happen before my Orioles win a World Series. Sliding Into Home

• I have known for a good decade to never sleep on a Tom Izzo coached team in the tournament. Sparty has a good shot in the title game vs UNC. Cuzoogle

• JKoot is on the prowl at the Final Four. Busted Coverage

• TAI endured a horrible Wiz/Heat game on Saturday night but did end up with some Za from the middle eastern Techno pizza joint on U Street. Truth About It

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H.O.R.S.E. Back Breaker

This is the type of HORSE shots that I was expecting from the NBA's lame attempt during the All Star Game weekend.


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The 10.31 Project

Stephen Colbert was on fire last night and his take down of nut job Glenn Beck was brilliant. Colbert's 10/31 project is a response to Beck's 9/12 one. It is pure comedy genius.

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The Shii

Every guy must purchase the Shii for their lady and my new favorite game appears at the end of the video.



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Link Whores

• Ohio State WR Brian Hartline’s NFL Draft Preparation Includes Bending Over Girlfriend. (Busted Coverage)

• Hot Girls at Michigan State (Gunaxin)

• Christina Steps Out In Leopard-Print Leotard (DJ Mick)

• The 11 Worst Sports Related Video Games (The Angry T)

• Dangerous Things Named After Women (Asylum)

• Lauren is the red head star of the PC commericals that played on weekend repeat during college hoops. Epic Carnival

• THE 10 GREATEST SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME (Manofest)

• Guitar Hero Metallica with Coaches Bob Knight, Mike Krzyzewski, Rick Pitino & Roy Williams (Yep Yep)

• Worst NBA Video Games of All Time (Basketbawful)

• POST BEATING MUG SHOT OF SHAMWOW GUY’S HOOKER (Graney and The Pig's Blog)

• Calipari to Kentucky (Brahsome)

Single Asians

Beyonce has put unnecessary pressure on every male (ME) in a serious relationship with her "Single ladies" song. Specifically, this is the verse that all women love, "cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."

Here is the best version of the awful song and those with an Asian persuasion will be extra happy.




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All Eyez On Me

My boy, Big Corn Oil, and I took our 14 year old hoops team to the Wizards/Bobcats game on Wednesday at the Verizon Center in DC. We scored a suite box for the teen crew and at the halftime entertainment, this little dribbling prodigy named Felix put on a show.

Lil Felix went with multiple balls and his handle is better than most teenagers. 

Pretty sik display eh?

The Zards edged out a W in a game of who did want to win, aka, UGLY and thus, making sure the 2008-9 Washington Wizards did not become the first team to not win one game in their division. Wiz were 0-14 with only 2 games left for losing history.
Some ray of hope for the franchise was Agent Zero getting his jumper nice in a full speed pre game workout. 

The only way this team gets back to playoff caliber is if Gil gets his All Star groove back. If not, they are screwed big time with the cap but Blake Griffin would help next year. :)

The first pick will prolly not materialize so then Wiz should trade down for a point guard like VCU's  Eric Maynor or gobble up Spain's Ricky Rubio if he gets his buy out to be in draft.  Both are Rondo like with the basketball and also, Tyreke Evans showed some NBA game in Memphis' upset loss to Mizzou. 

My Pitt title over Memphis in final is partially busted and the President is still beating me and so is Mike and Mike. UGH! 

Welcome to the Twittersphere

I really wish they would have ripped on the vanity of Congress and mainstream media embracing Twitter so rapidly in 2009 but this clever explanation video will do just fine.





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Why I Dont Want a Daughter

This girl is will soon be working at a Pump n Pantry gas station in Nebraska. I would bet my life on it.



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Link Whores- Lil Mac G Edition

• Party Punch Fail Yep Yep

• Jennifer Ellison on a beach on Mauritius Observation Bubble

• Even the kicker for Texas pulls hot Horns poon. Busted Coverage

• Manny Pacquiao, arguably the best boxer in the world, freaked out as a teen when his dad ate his family dog. Graney and the Pig's Blog.

• American Idol Bikini Girl is still flashing skin. Don Chavez

• ESPN used a picture of Jose Canseco when reporting on Curt Schilling's retirement. Awesome! Nextround.net

• UF's Percy Harvin scored a paltry 12 on his Wonderlic test. Loser With Socks

• The newest Internet rapping phenomenon is "1/2 Price." It is a must view. Manofest

• A couple in Kentucky got hitched at White Castle. Harold and Kumar would be so amused. Blog of Hilarity

• White Boys quite often do have problems with dunking. Sportscrack

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Cartoon of the Day-Pope Benedick

This cartoon clearly highlights my strong displeasure with the recent behavior of Pope Benedict XVI.

Internet Browsers via Women

Click on the image to read the funny"If Browsers were women."



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Link Whores

• The New England Euphoria, Expansion Lingerie Football Team Holds Tryouts. The Angry T

• A helpful fix for Megan Fox junkies. Camel Tap

• Following the lead of record companies, Hollywood Studios are looking to make life shittier and less convenient for their customers in order to protect profits. Decline Hollywood Daily

• Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Little Boys And Big Boys Drool Alike. The Beer Goggler

• Photos of the volcano explosion in Tonga. Mondoweiss

• Marquette's head coach Buzz Williams should have been Td up for bumping into an official and his temper tantrum antics at the end of Eagles' loss to Mizzou. The constant whining to officials by college coaches after every call gets real old to watch. Coack K is the worst. Tirico Suave

• Doug celebrated his 4th anniversary of his excellent blog. Congrats man and Atlas Shrugged did suck monkey balls. Hey Jenny Slater

• Des Moines Sports Radio personality goes on a 4 letter tirade. This is how I feel about the rudder less basketball and football programs at Iowa. Huff Po

• A Rod linked to more paid whores. Cant Stop the Bleeding

• Bruce Willis married a 30 year old hot model. Dude is just a legend. Yep Yep

Wisdom from Kenny Powers

(Warning, NSFW Language)
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Fashion Advice

"I have Twatted"

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MC Flight Attendant

This video is a few days old but still damn funny. My Southwest flight to Okie City last fall was full of red knecks so I do not know how much the passengers enjoyed this dope lyrical flow.

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Happy St Patty's Day!

My buddy, the Notorious DEK, hooked me up with some mad funny to begin "everyone wants to be drunk like us" Irish Day.
The White House represented their Chitown roots by dying the fountains green like the Chicago river.






The Administration decided to use March 17th to officially announce their new Irish diplomatic gig.

President Barack Obama on Tuesday selected Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney to be U.S. ambassador to Ireland, turning to a lifelong Republican who provided the Democrat critical campaign support during the White House race.

It is a perfect time to roll with this photo.

I love the Irish.

word, Mac G.

Link Whores

• Mascot fights are much more entertaining than 24/7 sports coverage of the bubble teams. Fan IQ

• Adriana Lima is stunning and her new hubby is one lucky NBA scrub. The Beer Goggler

• Cuzzy digs up classic One Shining Moment videos to get everyone jacked up for the NCAA hoops tourney. Cuzoogle

• Three different teachers in the Bay Area have been arrested lately for lesbian sex with female students. Insert your own crude joke because the stories make me ill. Graney and the Pig's blog.

• Christian Laettner and Rick Pitino recreate the "shot" for a Vitamin Water Ad. Yep Yep

• Jason Bourne is coming back for a 4th flick. Bitten and Bound

• BC starts out their essential March Madness coverage by featuring an old hottie UNC cheerleader. Busted Coverage

• Venus and Serena Williams' old man scored himself a younger woman. Brahsome

• Nothing beats the college lifestyle and it is pretty dope that the series of tubes makes reminiscing much easier. College OTR

• Playboy's "Pick Your Own girlfriend"contest appears to be a neat trick on naive dudes for some web traffic. Well, you suckered me into a link. Asylum

• My Irish eyes are smiling for these hot babes in St. Patty's Day gear. Gunaxin