Don't Change the World

Stephen Colbert recently gave a speech at Princeton's Class Day and of course, it is Fn awesome.





Here is my favorite sign and it is refreshing to know the Ivy kids like to rip em milky white just like regular college kids, Yummy.



Stephen Colbert tells Princeton to keep the world the same

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Penguins Dont Die, Keep Marching

Spelling Bee's, WNBA, Arena Football, and Poker tournament reruns constantly litter the ESPN family of channels but NHL hockey is nowhere to be found.

Throughout the season locating NHL on your TV dial was as painstaking difficult as sitting through an episode of "The L Word," waiting for a steamy lezbo scene. Hockey coverage on the sports blogs is non existent too.

Luckily NBC had last night's thrilling Red Wings/Penguins Game 5 Stanley Cup battle.

The Wings were less than a minute away from the hoisting the cup with a series clinching victory and the Penguins had pulled their goalie, which more than likely means the team ends up allowing a cheap empty netter. This was not the case as this crazy play happened to tie the game.



The game moved into a 3rd OT when Penguins Petr Sykora fired this game winner. Before hand Sykora proclaimed in an interview that he would score the deciding goal.



The Wings totally outplayed the Pens and the appear to be the better team so far in the series. The Pens goalie Marc-Andre Fleury was outstanding with 55 saves and one hockey fan considers it one of the best Stanley Cup Finals games ever.

The Penguins do not die and keep marching on back to Pittsburgh for game 6 with the Wings still up 3-2 in the series.

Photo is from Getty Images
Update: My man Uncle Rico gave hockey a shout out a few weeks ago.
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"Bo, You Dont Know Diddley"

Mr. Bo Diddley, rest in and rock on in peace.

MTV Puts Out the Spliff That They Rolled!

Last night on the MTV movie awards, Seth Rogen and James Franco, the stars of the upcoming classic stoner's movie,"Pineapple Express", presented a funny award skit. Rogen held up a bag of weed and Franco lit up a joint. Suddenly, the camera view faded out and they started showing people in the crowd, instead of the Mary Jane duo puffing on the spliff.

Predictably, I blamed MTV and Viacom for wussing out and figured Franco/Rogen were in deep trouble. Well, it turns out that it was MTV's idea and they tried to pull the plug at the last minute.

Backstage, Franco told The Associated Press that MTV put them up to the joke, even supplying the script, the fake marijuana and the fake joint — then had a last-second change of heart about the bit.

"MTV wrote it! ... Then backstage there was this big commotion: 'You guys can't say that,'" Franco said. "It says right in the script: 'Lights fake joint.'"

He liked the bit, saying: "that was the joke, because the No. 1 question we get about 'Pineapple Express' is, 'What kind of research did you guys do?'"

Franco said he was disappointed that the cameras went wide.

"I think they killed the joke," he said.

So what was really in the bag?

"I don't know! MTV gave it to us."


When your demographic is 10-16 year olds, I am sure advertisers do not like MTV promoting the ganja but I guess it is OK to promote drunkenness and sex to preteens? So Freaking Lame.

Here is the only video that I could find of the encounter and it is very poor quality.
I would watch it quickly before the evil suits at Viabitch take it down from Youtube.



Here is the extra sticky Pineapple Express trailer.



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Manic Monday

I apologize for this vid on a Monday morning but it is all I have in my liquor less cupboard. I might have to increase my church going to more than holidays if this type of comedy is happening on the alter. After enduring the first minute, the good stuff comes. I promise.



I hope Hillary supporter Harriet Christian was able to drink some rum to celebrate Hill's victory in Puerto Rico and medicate herself from these delusional outbreaks.
I have nothing more to add as the video speaks for itself.



HT:The Disciples of Kaleb Krump for the religious video
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A Young Hillary Clinton

I can not get enough of these Obama/Hillary videos and this one is fantastic.

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• Adam Sandler appears to have another clunker movie coming out and this post reviews the top 10 Sandler cinematic girlfriends. Yep Yep

• These sizzling pictures of WAG Cheryl Tweedy melted my whole computer station. On 205th

• I have no idea who Regina Starr but be this link is hotter than a steamed latte. Sqwable

• Babes at the last weekend's Indy 500. The Angry T

• Nothing will get you more excited for the start of summer than this bikini model. Brahsome

• I once put 20 bucks on red, hit it, then used the 40 bucks to grease the door man at the Vegas Hard Rock so he would let me in the pool. This video shows why it was worth every penny. Busted Coverage

• The Packers NFC title game still stings but this hot Giants fan helps with the healing process. Hottest Girls of MySpace

• Looks like some dude was gelling up for a raw dawg evening, literally. Tasty Booze

• I think Maria Carey is complete diva trash who reminds me of chubby girls who wear too tight of clothes. I know some dudes would still hit it so here are pictures of her throwing out a first pitch in Japan. Bright Black Internet

• Check out these naughty stripoween pictures from Always Stripping U. Don Chavez

• Babes of Survivor tourney is down to the final two. Cuzzogle

• If Jimmy Clausen's ND career does not turn out better than his ugly hair, he will be the poster boy of the over hyped recruit. Loser With Socks

• Latin Women are just insanely attractive. My Chill Pill

• Clay Aiken knocked up some fossil cougar up. Yeah, this is not a typo and I thought only Tom Cruise did weird crap to prove that he was straight. Blog of Hilarity

• I use to watch these live CSPAN morning shows everyday when I worked as a press scrub on Capitol Hill. I had no idea Bart Simpson wannabees thought they were calling Moe's tavern. It is a must watch. Banned in Hollywood

• Although monogamy hovers my life like NASA's Mars' toy robot, a romp with Alyssa Milano might be worth the ramifications. I said MIGHT and screw the Puritans for bringing over this horrible monogamy concept to America. Holy Taco

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New Injury: WII Hip Flexor

During last Xmas break, I almost blew out my elbow battling my nephew in Wii sports. This video reveals a new potential Nintendo related injury: the Wii hip flexor.



Aside from wanting to buy the man who recorded this video and posted it on a Youtube a cold beverage or 20,I see endless possibilities with this type of proactive Wii sexual activity.

Instead of guys sulking or sneaking around after the significant other bans them from attending gentleman clubs, dudes can up the ante by making it rain in their own living room.

The guy saves mad loot, the woman gets some exercise, and hopefully mutual O faces occur. Win, Fn Win, happy endings for everyone. (Unless you lady is fat, prude and ugly, aka, the reason you have a reserved ring side seat at sniffer's row in the first place)

This Wii game could create a whole generation of aspiring strippers, who will be ready to show off their Wii skills at public poles everywhere.

And people say the terrorists won, BS.

HT:Sqwable

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Boom Her Sooner

Although I have strong dislike of the Oklahoma Sooner football program ever since the Barry Switzer/Keith Jackson era, I located a peaceful middle ground by promoting their 2008 football schedule.

Boom Her Sooner

HT:Sqwable

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Barry O's VP Choices

The Daily Show's race relation expert Larry Wilmore hilariously explains that Barack Obama needs to pick a running mate who doesn't turn him into a sidekick or a magical negro. My favorite is the Black and Tan combination.



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The Rules of Cheating, GW Bush Blow Style

Critical passages towards President Bush by former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan were released last night in McClellan's upcoming tell all book.

Anyone who has followed even remotely closely how the Bush Administration has operated over the past seven plus years should not be shocked by any of these revelations.

Deception, peddling pro war propaganda, manipulating a complicit media, Bush immersed in a bubble, Rove/Libby conspiring to obstruct justice, etc.

I have said this many times over the past few years but expect several more critical books from these Bush cronies to come out in the future as they attempt to recover some of their credibility and cash in financially.

I did find the following information about GW Bush and cocaine very striking. Bush seemed to use part of the "The Rules of Cheating" from the movie Road Trip as his excuse to forget about ripping some blow in his party days.


Here is the famous movie line: Exactly. Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.

Check out the clip:



Here is the part where Bush applies one of the rules of cheating towards his cocaine use.

McClellan tracks Bush's penchant for self-deception back to an overheard incident on the campaign trail in 1999 when the then-governor was dogged by reports of possible cocaine use in his younger days.

The book recounts an evening in a hotel suite "somewhere in the Midwest." Bush was on the phone with a supporter and motioned for McClellan to have a seat.

"'The media won't let go of these ridiculous cocaine rumors,' I heard Bush say. 'You know, the truth is I honestly don't remember whether I tried it or not. We had some pretty wild parties back in the day, and I just don't remember.'"

"I remember thinking to myself, How can that be?" McClellan wrote. "How can someone simply not remember whether or not they used an illegal substance like cocaine? It didn't make a lot of sense."

Bush, according to McClellan, "isn't the kind of person to flat-out lie."

"So I think he meant what he said in that conversation about cocaine. It's the first time when I felt I was witnessing Bush convincing himself to believe something that probably was not true, and that, deep down, he knew was not true," McClellan wrote. "And his reason for doing so is fairly obvious -- political convenience."[.]

Seann William Scott will always be Stiffler, no matter if his character was E.L. in Road Trip, and I am compelled to post this other great vid from the flick.



Bush 'didn't remember' whether he'd tried cocaine
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There Can Only Be One

HT:Ball Hype

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Fitness Babes

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"What About Mac G?"

I apologize for the long hiatus and the lack of updates on my whereabouts. I wish I could say I was drunk on a beach somewhere, soaking up rays and gawking at bikinis but I was back in the Midwest for my Grandpa's burial service. He had Alzheimers so it is for the best and I just feel really bad for my Grandma because they were married 53 years.

No real funny tidbits from my trip other than my usual elitist views of the majority of Americans being fat, lazy and dressed like they only shop at Walmart. I took a stroll around this run down mall at 2pm on Friday afternoon and wondered if the double wide trailers were parked outside.

It is curious that being a Washingtonian automatically perceives me to have some special insight into why gas is currently 4 bucks too.

Everyone is bitching about gas prices but still filling up at the same rates as before. I enjoy telling others that I do not own a vehicle at all.

I figured out the other reason most Americans are ignorant about foreign or domestic affairs is that these mid size papers bury this type of news in watered down AP stories on page 7 of the front section.

I have zero insight into the Sports world other than I still think it will be a Pistons/Lakers NBA finals and the Bulls will still mess their number one pick up because their GM John Paxson runs that team like a FEMA administrator.

I heard the new Indiana Jones flick is about Aliens. huh?

The posting will return soon and Happy Tuesday after a Holiday.

word, Mac G.


I wish I would have went sailing like my good pal Bob Wiley.


Bob has a hard time waking up too.



Bob never ever leaves the Doc.


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Smell That Kentucky Blue Moss

As a diehard Cheesehead/Fudge Packer, one of my favorite days in recent memory was when Randy Moss was traded out of the NFC North to the Raiders.

Moss absolutely destroyed the Pack during his Viqueen tenure. I remember two distinct Tuesday mornings, waking up severely hung over and hoping that Moss pissing all over Lambeau Field on Monday night was just a bad nightmare. Reality sunk in and it sucked like the Packers pass coverage.

While the playoff TD celebratory fake moon shot did not cause me to blame all of society's ills on Moss's behavior like Joe Buck and was entertaining to the non Packer fan in me, I still hated number 84 in purple.

With Moss residing safely in the AFC and no longer having to endure him catching TD jump balls twice a year, I enjoyed watching him play this year for the Pats. I thought he had a lost a step from his Oakland days but he proved me wrong with his record shattering season.

Moss revived scoring prowess carried over the to dance floor as the above picture is Moss bumping and grinding with Miss Kentucky, Alysha Noel Harris at an after Derby party.

Doubts arose as to whether or not it was the real Miss Kentucky riding the big bad Moos Hog but photo hunter extraordinaire, Don Chavez confirmed the pairing with these new gems.


Be sure to have your popcorn ready for the next 2 pix.

I would pay a large amounts of cash to know the exact words to this conversation and find out the transcript of TO's text message. I'm weird like that.



More Pictures can be found at Don Chavez
Moss Bump and Grinds

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Riding the Oh Face Train

I recently read that the average price of a gallon of gas in the US will rise to 5 dollars within a year and could get as high as 7 dollars in the next 2 years. If those high prices do not get you looking at different transportation options, this video sure will get you to consider mass transit.


HT:Yep Yep

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Link Whores

• There needs to be an organization similar to PETA looking out for the safety of Preakness Urinal racers. Hugging Harold Reynolds

• Video of the urinal run and it looks wicked dangerous. Fan IQ

• I have always been against dipping your pen in the company ink but work affairs are on the rise. The Details Blog

• God was having a great day when he created Marissa Miller or her insane hotness makes believe in an higher being. When Kegstands Go Wrong

• This post lists some non star major leaguers who just stay in baseball forever. I want to add Jose Guillen, Mark Grudzielanek, Darren Erstad and pitcher Darren Oliver to the list. The Legend of Cecilio Guante

• If I could ever stay off the Fn computer, I might be able to read some books this year and here are some solid reviews of sports books. The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes

• The preseason college football magazines are out and Mr. Vol, Jai is pretty amped. Loser With Socks

• Pretty Boy Floyd likes to make it make it rain with funny money. Deuce of Davenport

• On the Dan Patrick show, Reggie Miller downplayed his vodka pictures that the man Don Chavez uncovered. Brahsome

• Your welcome to 2008 moment is the ability to acquire an virtual girlfriend. Blog of Hilarity

• Monica Leigh will get your blood pumping in the morning. Tasty Booze

• No wonder college costs are skyrocketing because they offer classes on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The Angry T

• Claudia is insanely hot and wants to be a Playboy pet. Banned In Hollywood

• Every time the Wizards play the Raptors I end up making some lame Strange Brew Canadian joke so I absolutely loved this picture honoring Victoria Day. Hot Babes from Canada works too. Cuzoogle

• Maybe I will get more in the sack if I shower Miss So Belle with these Kama Sutra chocolates. Bright Black Internet

• Hottie Petra Nemcova hates bras. On 205th

• Sizzling Kelly Princeton looks a frisky. Hottest Girls of MySpace

• Fox found a sideline honey for NFL this fall. Awesome. Busted Coverage

• Scarlett Johansson is shockingly a diva like the rest of Hollywood's starlets. Holy Taco

• Wes Welker's stock went up a little after pictures of him partying with this infamous Super Bowl Ring babe. Don Chavez

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Witness a Poor Sport

The Celtics/Cavs game 7 was finally an entertaining brand of ball worth watching and it almost made up for the previous six games of U.G.L.Y. basketball. The Celts made a few more plays at the end and pulled out the series clinching W.

Paul Pierce and Lebron James battled it out with legendary performances and the Celtics role players simply outplayed the Cavs. The Celtics seemed to get more breaks and out scrapped the Cavs for loose balls.

Even though I am bitter towards Lebron as a fan because he has thrashed the Wizards the past 3 years in the playoffs, he is still a helluva baller.

He has proven to make truly inferior teammates around him better, carry a team single handily to playoff series victories, and I have never seen a wing player more powerfully explosive from the free throw line to the rim in the game of basketball ever.

I do have justifiable criticisms of Lebron's game as I think he whines too much after every call or no call, gets away with way too many charges and travels, and his lack of a reliable post game is puzzling for a man his size.

I can add one more to the list by his disrespectful quick exit after the game yesterday.

I understand Lebron is emotionally upset after his team went backwards from last year's NBA final's runner up finish. I imagine it is frustrating for Lebron to put up with an inept GM and offensively challenged head coach.

However, it is customary in the NBA for players give congratulations and condolences to one another after a series concludes. Players always honor the opposing players/coaches in playoff series victory and defeat.

I disagree with those who condone Lebron's behavior and wish other Cavs would have acted like him.

Lebron walking off the court immediately without recognizing the achievement of his opponents tough hard series victory is clearly an act of poor sportsmanship.

I scoured through photos of this year's NBA playoffs, locating pictures of players giving love to one another after a series was decided. As you can see, no player, superstar or role player, was immune to wishing each other well.

















Lebron is the face of the NBA for the next decade plus and I hope he regrets not publicly giving the Celtics their due props.

The Sports Point had the video
The Money Shot's recap
Close to Nothing At All
Thanks to Getty Images and Yahoo Sports for the images.

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Pretty Boy Bam Bam

I was tipped off to this 5 year boxing prodigy, Pretty Boy Bam Bam over the weekend and I had to share his amazing skills. His boxing video became a Youtube sensation and earned him this recent spot on ESPN.



Here is the Youtube video with over a million views.


Another video of Pretty Boy Bam Bam.



Here is more of his interview on ESPN.


Pretty Boy Bam Bam has a website and in addition to his mad sweet science talent, he is an aspiring actor/model.


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CNU Got Served Some Coldplay

Years ago, I stopped using the word "gay" to describe situations that were lame/strange/weird because it could be interpreted as an offensive slur towards the gay community and discreetly promoted homophobia.

The hilarious "you know how I know you're gay" skit from the movie "40 Year Old Virgin" saturated our lexicon with the word.

After watching this video of a D3 college baseball team singing in unison the words to Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline towards their opponent, the first thing that came to mind was the way Paul Rudd described liking Coldplay. The dugout performance starts at the 24 second mark of the video.



My favorite part was Lynchburg's Jeff Taylor, number 7, embarrassing Christopher Newport University's Matt Neal, number 25, in a dance off. Neal got served with ease by Taylor and Neal's final sliding double thrust comeback move was not even dancing.

Taylor's cranking out Soulja Boy at the end of the video was impressive too.

HT:The College Baseball Blog

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