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Reggie's Prayer

Before my detailed rave about firing everyone, from the top down, who works at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, I found this amazingly funny movie clip of the 3 of the 4 main people responsible for turning the Packers franchise around in the early 90s.

Reggie White, Brett Favre, and Mike Holmgren. (Ex-GM Ron Wolf would be the other one.)

It is from the movie, "Reggie's Prayer."

Favre and Holmgren are both janitors. Favre's character is named Bert and he is a little on the slow side.

White is the football coach and Holmgren gives him a play to run called the "Left Coast Special."

I am a Packers fan and this had me rolling. Enjoy and Happy FRYDAY!



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Bruins Knocked Out

USC crushed UCLA's Rose Bowl hopes and head coach Karl Dorrell was canned shortly afterwards. This video sums up the state of Bruin football.



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Link Whores

(These girls are not sluts at all)

Lately, I have been slacking in my linking ability. I blame the writers strike, TSA's obsessive searches every time I pass through an airport metal detector and cheap red wine.

I plan on getting back to my pop culture, music, and political roots in the upcoming posts as well. In the meantime, my poon fastball is blistering and these great sites only add more miles poon hour.

My man at Hottest Girls of My Space profiles the original Go Daddy hot chick. Candy?

The Hottie Hunter bring his A game with this earth shattering soccer post. GOOOOAAALLLL! Sorry I had to.

If there ever is a blog similar to what I set out to create when I typed in Mac G's World, it is the guys at Brahsome. I love to use the word brah cause it makes me think that I live on the ocean in SoCal and not in an old swamp. Dudes have an internet radio show and their new web design is killer, brah. I could use some tips from this new golf hottie.

My Dawg at Big Ten Tailgate got shut down by the Big 10 lawyers. I plan on writing MUCH more on this development at a later date. His new site is Busted Coverage.

Loser with Socks is a sweet blog about college football with a pooner twist. Jabar Gaffney's first controversial TD bobble did not happen on Monday Night football but in college at Florida.

One of my favorite pastimes on the series of tubes is admiring the creativity of blog titles. Tasty Booze works for me. Check out their post about naked girls playing the Wii. This definitely gives Wii elbow a whole new meaning.

I write a post for Epic Carnival every week. My post on fans using flight tracking was picked up by CNNSI Hot Clicks. (Thanks Brah) I railed on the National Greed League on Wednesday.
I have wondered for years how 76ers GM Billy King has kept his job and he was finally axed. Great top 10 list of his "legacy."

Check out this site, Pointless Banter. The creator was one of the top bloggers on My Space. and before you rip on that statement, let him do it for ya.

I was just introduced to the Put Down and I like what I see so far. He clears up the identity of the hot girl with huge jugs pictured with soon to be named Heisman winner, Tim Teabow.

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Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007

Let us say that you dating one of these models, what type of conversation starters do you come up with?

"Want to do some more blow?"
"Did you allow the expensive dinner to digest fully this time?"
"Giselle's a selfish, fat bitch, huh?"
"Seal must be carrying a fire hose to end up with Heidi, right?"
"I am sorry about my continual pre-ejaculation problem in the bedroom. I am getting someone to look at it."

I think our stammering interaction would go more like this:

"Um, ah, um, mmm, Oh, you are hot, mmm, need a drink? No? I need 2, mmm, you are pretty."

Clips from last night's show. I heart Angel Wings.





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CBS Coverage of VS Fashion Show



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I heart Soccer

Check out this sexy video with the Liverpool FC anthem. Sorry, I still can not call it football.



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My Hump, My Hump, My Hump

I usually pass out AFTER tailgating. Actually, I lied.
I rock it out all night, Hawkeye style.


Thanks to Big Ten Tailgate for the video find.

Belichick Leads his Team by AHOLE Example

Here are some quick recap thoughts of last night's crazy NFL game.

• The Pats seem to have more lives than the 2006 LSU Tigers.

• Three 4th down conversions for Pats on the last go ahead drive. Insane.
  

• Ravens DC Rex Ryan needs to take his timeouts to the tread mill.

• Gaffney seemed to bobble his game winning TD catch but Pats would have first in goal at the 2 anyway after Ravens LB Bart Scott melted down by throwing a flag into the stands. How does someone get 2 personal foul penalties on the same play?

• Scott's brain fart allowed the Pats to kick off from the 35

• Oh Boy, do not ever call someone on the Ravens a Boy.

• Ravens dominated the whole game up front and ran it down the Pats throats. McGahee was a man possessed. The Pats LBs showed their age last night

• The Pats only real success moving the ball was by running it themselves or short dump off passes to their RBs.

• The footage of ex-Hurricane players: Reed, Lewis, McGahee huddling up and talking about their dawg Sean Taylor gave me goose bumps. RIP, 21.

• The current great white hope at WR, Wes Welker, was held in check and cost me a fantasy win. Just call my fantasy squad the Detroit Lions.
  

• Ex-Dolphins RB Mercury Morris caught some grief in the sports blog world a few months ago but I find the dude hilarious. He needs Emmitt Smith's job as he was awesome on the ESPN pre game show.Check out the video

• I loved the Led Zeppelin music that ESPN played throughout the night. I wonder if Disney has a cut of their new upcoming tour.

• Do not play a drinking game in the coming weeks that revolves around the phrase, "blueprint to beat the Patriots." Your liver will not be able to stand the alcohol consumption after every sports pundit repeats this line over and over.
  

• The Ravens lost this game not as a result of bad calls by the refs but by conservative play calling on their last 2 drives that could have put the game away.

On the last questionable holding call on 4th down, I mean maybe it was or maybe it was not but in that situation the WR better be tackled for the ref to make that call. At the end of basketball games, very rarely do refs make the calls unless it is a blatant foul. Most good refs want the game to be decided by the players and not them.

I wanted to see more replays of the last 4th down holding call and god forbid they would actually show them on the Monday Football broadcast so I sat through the post game interviews until ESPN or NFL network would analyze the penalty.

I knew Belichick did not have a good reputation with treating the media and after watching his interview session, things have not improved at all.

He is short, rude, talks down to them, and overall just a DICK to everyone asking a simple question like, "how often did you run the 4-3 last night?"

The range of vocabulary in Belichick's answers would earn him the scorn of most middle school teachers. "Great Job, Good player, Nice job. Good team."



Memo to Bill:

You are paid millions of dollars and part of your job description is to talk to the media. I know in your eyes, the press is the enemy and you successfully feed off this "Pats against the world," crap after you were busted for stealing signals from other teams but at least show SOME personality to the fans. We do financially support the existence of your profession.

I think you are the best coach in football and I admire your aggressive style of play. It makes me always ask, "What would Bill Belichick Do?" in a football coaching situation.

I just do not understand why you have to be such an Ahole or portray this hostile image to the media/NFL consumers. This is not my memory of Bill Walsh or Jimmy Johnson.

My biggest problem is how your cankerous attitude has seeped into the behavior of your players. Last week, Welker cut off a live interview by using you as an excuse. (Video has been taking down)

Brady was similarly smug and acrimonious in his post game interview last night. He bolted the interview by running off the podium and muttered, "he said only 2 questions."

Aikman, Marino or Montana never talked/acted this way. Other current star QBs like Favre, Manning, and Romo always exemplify the up most class in their interviews or at least in the ones that I watch.

I expect more from one of the best players and coaches in the league.

Column on game last night.
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(Thanks to Baltimore Sun for the Pictures)



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All Day Puts on a Show

Purple Jesus is SICK!


I posted the following list down below in case you want to remember the 6 teams that passed on AP in last April's NFL draft. Most of them did not need a back but I think they might rethink their selection after these moves by Purple Jesus.

The best description that I have heard of AP is that he has Barry Sanders' change of direction moves with Bo Jackson's speed and power. Simply Awesome.

1 Oakland Raiders-JaMarcus Russell
2 Detroit Lions-Calvin Johnson
3 Cleveland Browns-Joe Thomas
4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers-Gaines Adams
5 Arizona Cardinals-Levi Brown
6 Washington Redskins-LaRon Landry
7 Minnesota Vikings-Adrian Peterson



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BCS Sucks

I can ramble on for 10 paragraphs on this topic but I see no need to continually highlight the obvious. BCS sucks as much the 30 minute drawn out FOX selection show that they had last night announcing the pairings for the BCS bowl games.

I am related to a college president in one of the major BCS conferences and I think it is time to fire him off an email to explain the rationale behind these college presidents continually endorsing such a crappy, inefficient way to determine a national champion.

I already know the reason the system continues to exist is to hoard the big pot of money for the Big 6 BCS conferences and protect the financial interests of the bowl CEOs/sponsors. As in most decisions or issues in our country, it is ALWAYS about the money.

Ohio State beat 2 average teams in Michigan and Penn State. As a Big 10 guy, I do not want to hear about how bad the Big 10 sucks for 8 months in case Ohio State gets rolled again. I watch the games every week and I know the conference sucks.

Mizzou should be playing in a BCS bowl game over KU, a team they just beat 2 weeks ago.

Georgia got screwed by the system because according to the rankings they should have been bumped up and instead they were penalized by not playing in conference title game. There needs to be a rule added that only conference champions can play in the national title game. My man at Hey Jenny Slater breaks this down quite well.

I love Colt Brennan and Hawaii but they would have 3 or 4 losses if it played in one of the BCS conferences. They did win all of their games and no big schools will play them so I guess they deserve a BCS shot. Boise State's win over OU last year helped their cause. However, no way they are one of the best 10 teams in the college football.

I keep hearing buzz about a SEC bias and I understand some of the logic for the argument. LSU, UF, UGA can play with any teams in America. I think it drops down a level after that to Auburn, Arkansas, Tennessee. The SEC definitely has more quality depth than most conferences but I do not think their tops teams are head and above everyone else.

The only way to settle the best conference argument is by bowl records and until then, they jury is still out.

LSU has 2 losses and gets to play in national title game. How are LSU's 2 losses more impressive than Va Tech, OU or USC? I know LSU smoked Va Tech way back in September and that seemed to propel them over the Hokies.

I think LSU is one of the most talented teams in America but if they get credit for 2 close OT losses then I feel they should get deducted for 3 of their other last second wins.(UF,Auburn,Bama)

I think LSU/OU is probably the match up for the national title game but honestly, does it even matter anymore?

I am not even making sense and my head is spinning from reneging on my promises not to ramble on.

Oh, only 35 days of hype until the BCS title game. I can not wait! UGH

I am sure ESPN will make us hate both teams by the 2nd week of December. DOUBLE UGH!

This hit should wake everyone up on a Munday morning.



Bowl Match Ups at Awful Announcing



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Pack Lose to Cowgirls, Hey Refs, TAKE THAT!

Currently, my head feels as discombobulated as Bryant Gumbel's throat. Get that man some red bulls to pound during a broadcast, dude was killing me last night.

I should have picked up some light beer last night for the big game because chugging dark microbeer always leaves you extra groggy in the morning. Pick up a 12 pack of Magic Hat's "Feast of Fools" winter beer as it is quite delicious.

What a crazy, entertaining game last night and since I am nut job Cheese head, I was not too happy with the outcome. The Cowboys Offensive Line dominated the Packers leaving Romo all day to slice up Green Bay's shoty coverage and Packers played their worst defensive game all season.

Ultimately, the Cowboys made more plays than the Pack but man oh man, Green Bay was screwed on several huge game changing calls.

Al Harris picked the ball away from TO and the refs signaled Green Bay's ball, however, some dumb ass official blew the play dead and they could not overturn the call on replay. Truly a HORRIBLE call that I did not think could be topped until the 4th quarter.

The Cowboys were up 3 and threw a bomb down the field. WR and DB feet got tangled as the DB was looking back at the ball. The ref 10 feet from the play does not throw a flag as it was your typical no call but all of sudden a flag came out from 40 yards away from the incident! TheCowboys get the ball at the Packers 5 and score a crucial TD.

I am tired of these old refs in their 40s and 50s making these decisions and I think it is time to have some young blood aka, guys with better reflexes than these jokers.

Packers down 10, driving with 5 minutes left. Ryan Clark gets a horrible spot on a 3rd down run and he is clearly past the marker. This sets up a 4th down decision on the Cowboys 34 yard line I hate to invoke his name or this question, but "What would Bill Bellicheck do?"

Of course he would go for it but McCarthy decides to be a pussy and kick a FG. I understand the Packers still would need 2 scores no matter what but kicking a long FG instead of going for it on 4th and inches tells me that you are putting the onus on the defense to stop them.

However, The Packers D had not been able to do that very well all game. Plus, scoring a TD in that situation gives the team momentum and allows the possibility to hold Dallas to a FG but still be within one score.

Packers kick to cut the lead to 7. Dallas gets the ball and runs out most of the clock, kicking a FG to make the final outcome, 37-27

The Packers still could have won this game but they deserved to lose it as well. Allowing Dallas a first down on 3rd&19 from their own 5 was the biggest play of the game. Pack could not tackle Barber or cover Witten late in the game.

If the Packers can secure the second seed, they will be back in Dallas for a rematch. I am hoping number 4 will be healthy or Aaron Rodgers, "The Mullet with a Bullet," will keep up his surprising stellar play.

Check out this blog that breaks down the crappy calls against the Packers.

Magic Hat Winter Beer




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HURRY and Watch!

I am still steaming over the media's coverage of Sean Taylor's tragic death and the National Greed League's continual decision to yank Taylor highlight videos off of You Tube. I have a blog posts coming on both of these topics very soon.

I just found a new video and it is pretty BAD A$$ just like the Boom King. Hurry Up and watch before the NGL's copyright minions contact You Tube, screaming infringement of their product.

However, the National Greed League will still take your money for Taylor's jerseys but you can not watch your favorite videos of a dead man.

Classless, Pathetic, Predictable, Typical.

I advocate boycotting buying any Taylor memorabilia straight from the NGL's website. You can purchase these cool items here, with the proceeds going to Taylor's family not to 31 billionaires' pockets. Check out this link for Taylor goods on Ebay.



Bucktown Tees
Here is a EBAY Link


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Seminole SLAAAAAAAAAP!

Florida State Seminole fan is still pissed about the A$$ kicking or should I say being "Tewboned" by the Florida Gators last weekend. Here is visual evidence to their desperate, crazed state of mind.

Oh, this video has everything that I love/miss about my cube college: hot poon, game days, drunken debauchery, stupid frat boy type pranks, tailgating. Did I mention hot poon? Oh Yes.



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Bad College Sucks?

I just found this hilarious Aqua Teen Hunger Force Video about the BCS and Eli Manning on With Leather. Oh, I want to add F You Elijah for throwing 3 picks for scores on Sunday against the Vikings. I was eliminated from the first round of my fantasy football playoffs because I lost to the team with Vikings D.

3 Fn Scores? I am still sick but at least I am not stuck being a Giants fan. Eli is not the answer, period. Time to put Fatty Jared Lorenzen in yet? NY media is about to have a field day if Eli continues to sail ducks on simple 15 yard in routes.



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William Hung Sighting

My favorite part of watching American Idol, other than to see what words a blitzed Paula Abdul will mix up, is the beginning of the season where a large portion of the Idol wannabees suck big time.

It is high comedy, especially when they think that they are actually good or getting screwed by Simon. I do not even have any empathy at all for them because I can not sing a lick so why would I enter a televised singing contest?

The original poster boy for American Idol delusional stardom was William Hung. You remember, "She Bangs, She Bangs, She Moves, She Moves."

I am too lazy to research about Hung's current whereabouts over the past few years but I do remember him cashing in on his 15 minutes by recording an album.

Hung is back and check out this video of him singing at halftime of the California/Washington football game. Oh, Hung attended Cal and is sporting Washington gear while "performing" at Husky Stadium. Traitor.

I wonder what the Berkeley hippies in those trees think about this turn coat development? Riot starting on Telegraph Ave in 1, 2, 3.....



Just in case you needed your William Hung memory refreshed.



If people like Hung score hot poon in america, no wonder the world still hates us. Oh, those other 2 weird looking Idol rejects received a job covering the Super Bowl last year.
I rest my case.

Update: I guess Hung attended Cal but still very bush league.

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Sad Day in Skins Nation

This blog is usually full of tongue and cheek commentary with my futile attempts at humor. I rarely have serious overtones unless I am ranting about our inept government leaders.

I felt the need to honor Sean Taylor after his passing this morning from a gun shot wound. My only wish was that Taylor would have gave interviews and talked to the media more so I would have a better first hand sense of his personality.

All of those close to him describe what a cool cat he was and how much he had matured over the years. Plus, he was having the best season of his career and he appeared to be becoming a vocal leader on the Redskins team.

Taylor's past incidents with the law over 2 years ago are highly irrelevant so please ignore the media's incessant need to rehash them like they just happened or are apply to this individual tragedy. The "he had this coming" to him angle is simply deplorable.
I am not even a Skins fan either.

Taylor died performing the honorable deed of protecting his loved ones from attack. He should be admired and cherished. Whether it is a professional football player, a US soldier overseas, or a ordinary person, 24 years old is way too early for a life to end.

My heart goes out to everyone involved with Skins nation and I will pour some out this evening for number 21.

In tribute of his memory, I found some video clips of Taylor.









I would have more clips of Taylor but the NFL hates their product being promoted for free on You Tube and yanks highlight videos that fans make. I guess that I am lucky to be in the 1/3 of America that will actually get to see the Cowboys/Packers game on Thursday night by having the NFL network.

Pissing off your loyal fans/customers is an awful business model and it is probably the same one that the Big 10 network is following.

Monopolies fight, consumers lose.

UPDATE: As you can tell the NFL has already taking down 2 of the highlight videos. Nice Work: National Greed League. I was pissed when you made blogger take down my post about Bob Sanders but this has crossed over the line.

Hey NGL, football fans/aka people that line the pockets of your enterprise want to see videos of one of your star players that was tragically killed but protecting your commercial interests are more important to you.

No one is making money of watching football highlights of Sean Taylor on You Tube. Get over your greedy selves.

F YOU NGL!

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Crazy LSU fan

The LSU Tigers defense could have used some of this form tackling on DMac last Friday.


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Picture of the Day

I really want to know what these 2 talked about for 40 minutes.



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Happy Cyber Monday

I hope everyone is fatter around the waist and lighter in the wallet. A soaked liver is probably expected as well.

There has been so much news to chew over the past few days that I do not where to start. Senator Trent Lott quits for no real reason. I hope he is not a foot tapper like his Singing Senator buddy Craig.

Skins safety Sean Taylor is in a coma after being shot twice.
Here is my favorite hit by Taylor in the pro bowl. I hope Taylor makes it through everything.

The Huskers fired Billy C(Check out the sweet picture above of him driving away after getting canned) and AD TO has been flying around in a boosters plane interviewing candidates. LSU's DC, Bo Pelini and Buffalo head coach, Turner Gill are the first 2 names on the list. Wake Forrest, Jim Grobe's name has been rumored too.

Michigan has reportedly offered Iowa's coach Kirk Ferentz their job. My Hawks can not beat Western Michigan at home on senior day but somehow Michigan wants Ferentz? Let just say, Wolverine nation will not be pleased if Ferentz is hired.

I could waste the whole day going off on both of the Husker/Hawkeye coaching topics but for now I will limit my rants to my buddies on email chains/IMs.

Mizzou is number one and Chase Daniels is amazing.

A&M is going to hire Mike Sherman?Aside from Pete Carroll and Al Groh's lucky 07 season, NFL retread coaches have not worked out that well in big time college football. GTech's Gailey and Billy C's recent walking papers support this theory. Wanny is not tearing things up at Pitt either.

As a life long Packer fan, have fun with Sherman's conservative play calling in Aggie land.

OU will beat Mizzou and WV/Ohio St title game is looming. The crappy BSC system strikes again.

Happy Cyber Monday!