Monday, January 12, 2009

Javale's Jam

Here is one of the few highlights coming out of a truly terrible Washington Wizards basketball squad this season. The rookie Javale McGree got all Gumby like on his sick cup dunk.



I will still get sucked in to watching the Wizards games in the evenings but I am ready for the Wiz to go in straight up NBA draft pick tank mode. Blake Griffin and Greg Monroe would be great choices and both posses much needed inside presence on the low block for this super soft team.

Friday, January 09, 2009

Baltimore Mayor Indicted

The Wire's creator David Simon sure is prophetic one as Baltimore's Mayor was indicted today.

Clay Davis has a word for the Feds about their arrest of a Bmore pol.



Picture HT: The Sugar Sheet
HT:Truth About It

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Picture of the Day

Crsis in the Senate

Jon Stewart summarizes nicely the latest dramas in the U.S. Senate. Be sure to check out the clips of Senators around the 8 minute mark. My favorite quote is from the earth warming denier, Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe, who showered praise on his family not having any of "the gay" in it. Kansas Senator Sam Brownback's embryo display was a close second on my list.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Memo To Fox Sports


My estimation is that the largest demographic group watching last night's Fiesta Bowl between Texas and Ohio State would be adult males. So why in the world would the TV producers at Fox continually shove shots of the Texas band down our throats instead of focusing on the ample UT cheer poon in assless chaps? Only Jim Tressel not running QB Pryor on two 2-point tries was engaging in more of a moronic thought process.

My advice to TV truck guys is free and easy.

Less:


More:




The even more infuriating production decision was the absolute tease job of Colt McCoy's bombshell girlfriend, Rachel Glandorf. The TV cameras wisely found the hottie Rachel sitting with her beau's parents late in the first but inexplicably, never really featured her again.


Maybe they were frustrated like I was of the dude blocking her view which prevented a full body peek. The likely possible explanation could have been the ginger kid to the left of Rachel, Colt's brother, scared the living crap out of the camera man. I did a triple take to make sure I was not watching a scene from Joe Dirt. (If I want to be really mean, or the show, Life Goes On.)

This is why blogs are necessary to fill in the gaps that Fox Sports dug and god bless, the Google. It turns out Rachel is full on Baylor Bears poon and a wannabee Erin Andrews.





Sports Videos, News, Blogs




TV Tan Line hooks up the Fiesta Bowl pictures.


Colt McCoy's Girlfriend

Colt McCoy Does Alright
University of Texas in the Early Running for Best Cheerleader Outfits

Extreme Faith

Screw shredding fresh champagne powder and puffing stinky herb, JC is all you need in the Mountains.



HT: The Daily Dish

Colbert's New Co Host



Colmes is probably the worst liberal in America but his little people bit is damn funny.

Monday, January 05, 2009

Twitter Hacker on the Loose

Just when I signed up for my very own Twitter account, there seems to be a hilarious Twitter hacker on the loose. Coinkydink?





My hacked Twitter account would read: "macg_og is sipping on Zimas & wondering how Ryan Seacrest gets his hair so perfect."

Senator Stuart Smalley


I never thought Stuart Smalley would become an United States Senator but it appears almost for certain now.

Since the war on Xmas is over for another year, I might have to turn in this evening to Fox News to see Bill O lose it and this video of Senator Al Franken would definitely send him over the edge.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

The First Day of Dread


As millions of Americans slosh back to work and school, I am declaring that January 5th, 2009, is the first day of dread.

I will provide some remedy to this depressing 24 hours by returning to blogging so my many readers can slack on their forced daily responsibilities and waste more time on Mac G's World.

This means more hot poon, sports/pop culture/political rants, random links, sick videos and just overall awesomeness.

Let us all have a helluva time in 09.

word, Mac G

Picture H/T: The Beer Googler

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Happy Times in Lames USA


Cyclone fan's anger is misguided and they should really be rejoicing that Chizik bolted from town. Their ire needs to be focused on the inept Iowa State AD, Jamie Pollard, who is all sizzle and no steak.

HT: College Gameballs

Thursday, December 18, 2008

More GP and CWeb, Please

Nene delivers a nasty facial cram on Yao.



GP and CWeb get loose in studio.



These 2 crack me up every time I watch them on NBA TV. GP needs his own reality show as he is one man walking entertainment.

HT: Skeets at Yahoo Sports Blogs

Favre for Senator?


Some Viqueen fan really wanted Favre to be their QB and could not let go of that idea even in the voting booth. The above image is of a real ballot during the ongoing Al Franken/ Norm Coleman recount. Oh, F U Ted Thompson. Whew, I feel much better.

HT: Five Thirty Eight

Congrats CP3



Hornets guard Chris Paul set a NBA record last night by grabbing at least one steal in 106 straight consecutive games. I love me some CP3 and every young guard should model their game after him.




Props to Yahoo and Getty Images for Photos

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Barry the Freshman Baller

Since this article and this link put me in serious depression, I needed a pick me up.
These pictures of Barry O chillin as a 19 year old lifted my spirits slightly. His hat is pretty P.I.M.P.






If anyone out there wants to know how our economy imploded and is on a fixed path of utter misery that none of us have ever experienced in our lifetimes, read this insightful article.

It is authored by respected Economist Joseph E. Stiglitz.

He was one of the few wise smart people not blinded by ideology and engaged in only wishful thinking for analysis. Stiglitz predicted in real time that our housing bubble would pop and the US financial markets would collapse, sending the world into a financial free for all of epic proportions.

For a nation that loves winners, I am amazed the number of people that still have credibility in our public media discourse after being WRONG about the two biggest issues of this current generation, the Economy and the Iraq War. Before any of my GOP friends jump all over this statement, it includes several pro war and Corporate owned Democrats as well. Complicit Democrats were guilty in these destructive policies too.

I wish that I could be more cheerful around Christmas and post more funny stuff because it sucks dealing with reality and we all need our release from the BS of life but I am genuinely scared for the financial well beings of my friends and family, along with all struggling Americans, who are losing their homes and jobs every single day in droves.

( A good friend with a wife and 2 small boys just lost his job last week. He is a big Republican too but now is not the time for me to score political cheap shots at his beliefs. I empathize with his troubles and think about the stress that he is going through quite often.)

I just hope we understand what caused this meltdown and see the genuine failure of this 30 year free market ideology run amok so that it never happens again. I have my doubts because of the strangle hold of Corporate owned media and the perpetual propaganda campaign of disinformation by the Fox "News" channel.

Our citizen's small attention spans and thirst for simple answers, propelled by an idiotic sound bite driven cable news culture, only hinders us from realizing the truth in complex situations.

Anyway, I will get back to bitching about sports, life, and highlighting hot poon in future posts. word, Mac G.

Here are several links to items that have given me a serious case of the blues.

  • Goldman Sachs Group Inc., which got $10 billion and debt guarantees from the U.S. government in October, expects to pay $14 million in taxes worldwide for 2008 compared with $6 billion in 2007. Bloomberg
  • The news media is happily parroting the official government pronouncements and those of its minions while ignoring my tragic story of love lost, and so they all join together to report that unemployment is 6.7%, while just up the street, the McKinsey Global Institute says that it estimates that the unemployment rate in the United States is actually 16.25%, and here's John Williams at shadowstats.com putting it at 16.5%! Booman Tribune
  • 60 Minutes report: Second wave of mortgage meltdown coming in wake of "real-estate orgy." Cajun Boy in the City
  • Sean Hannity: Media Matters' 2008 Misinformer of the Year. Media Matters


Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Picture of the Day: Iron Mike is Eating More Than Children



I will give Mike kudos for still being alive. I always have proposed the question to friends, "Who kicks it first, John Daly or Tyson?" It was always a toss up but these days, the odds seem to favor Iron Mike to outlive Daly.

HT: The Will Leitch Experience

Monday, December 15, 2008

War Chizik? War Hawkeye State



Auburn fans are pissed Gene Chizik was selected over my man, former Husker great, current Buffalo coach Turner Gill. Iowa State fans are happy to cut an overwhelmed Chizik loose from their lowly program and this guy brings out the knife to Chizik's Cyclown tenure in Lames USA.

Hey Cyclown AD, Jamie Pollard, let me give you a few tips. Iowa will forever be the Hawkeye State, know your place in the pecking order and do not mess with karma by forcing Hawkeye fans to buy Iowa State season tickets so they can watch the Hawks at your crap stadium.

I am not fooled by your crocodile tears either and stop lying about other school's wanting to employ you. Iowa State is the best gig you could get right now with your recent dismal track record. A major school president hiring you would be dumber than firing a 85-40 coach to hire a 5-19 one.

Your only success, Polesmoker, is putting the snake oil salesman hat on and hitting up ISU alumni for money by promising them this winning tradition. You have raised by more money but it just appears to be one big marketing scam and Wall Streetesk Ponzi scheme.

Iowa State football still sucks and now Iowa State basketball is in the dumps.

I will give you credit for only screwing people out of millions and not billions like Bernie Madoff.

Luckily, Chizik will be a good scapegoat to save your hide for a few more seasons and blame your own inefficiencies on others.

Never forget Pollarcock, Iowa is the HAWKEYE State. Welch Ave will ALWAYS suck compared to the Ped Mall. The Cyclown study body has come to grips with these facts, time for you to deal with it too, Dbag.

Black Heart Gold Pants breaks down the candidates for the Iowa State job and I think body paint dbag could win at least 6 games in 2 seasons at Lames College. No question he could out maneuver Hawkeye OC Ken O'Keefe for an upset victory, which usually marks the climax of the Cyclown football fan's existence.

America's Hype Team

I can not stand the sports media's obsession with covering the internal dramas of the Dallas Cowboys. Pac Man Jones, TO, Romo, Bill Parcells, Jerry Jones, etc. They always get prime time spots on ESPN's shows.

I understand they are supposedly still America's team or whatever, but this franchise has not won a NFL playoff game in over 12 years. Twelve Fn years!!

This is similar logic to political pundits still labeling America a "center right" country even though the "left" team just kicked the right's ass in the past two electoral contests and the GOP has dwarfed into a predominantly Southern regional party.

Anyway, could you imagine the way ESPN would slam the Cowboys down our throats, if they were, um, actually, um, good? Good God, the horror!

As a Packers and NFL fan, I will still be pissed either way. It is a no win situation and I guess the hollow Cowboys hype is much better than actual substantive promotion based on playoff success.

The Sporting Blog's Romo/Witten napkin creation is comedic gold.



I did not even bring up that Troy Aikman, who I actually enjoy, does color commentary for what it seems like at least 8 Cowboy games every season.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Flippin Da Shoes




During yesterday's press conference, an Iraqi journalist launched his shoes at President Bush. Throwing shoes at someone is an tremendous insult in Middle Eastern culture and the act seems similar to flipping someone off. We love to toss the bird in America and it is the universal hand sign for millions of road ragers.

Here is the shoe video:



Is Bush America over yet?

More Screen shots of the shoe toss can be found at America Blog.