
One of the secrets of the NFL, aside from their reliance on gambling/fantasy to fuel the sports popularity or the continual downplaying of players' head trauma injuries, is the outrageous fan behavior at games. They revel in getting BOMBED and starting fights. It is spectacle in itself and their actions border criminal behavior.
I have attended a few NFL games in recent years and each time I have worried about my personal safety. I witnessed numerous unruly, fight provoking acts. Drunk Dudes in bathrooms mocking everyone, Continual harassment of visiting teams fans and little regard for the home or away fans sitting around their seat.
My father was a target at a Chiefs game because he wore his Colts gear. Fans yelled "Kansas City, FIRST DOWN" over and over in his face.
I do not advocate bringing any kid under 14 to NFL game. It is not a pleasurable experience, especially at 80-100 a ticket, 7 dollars a beer and 30 dollar parking.
It is a total different atmosphere at a college game. Students and adult fans tend to get rowdy. I have seen a few skirmishes over the years. My favorites were 2 yuppy dudes in their late 40s, fans of Iowa/Iowa State almost come to blows in the mud outside of Jack Trice stadium in Lames USA. Or the Crappy Wisconsin Dirty Badger fans coming into Iowa City and squirting mustard all over the Iowa Student section. It was bad enough that Ron Dayne was running for 300 bazillion yards in a Badger A$$ kicking. This classless dirty badger act almost started a riot in the stands.
However, for the most part college fans are pretty behaved. They focus on showing their school spirit/pride and enjoying the tailgating atmosphere of a college town on Game Day. No one is telling a dad to shut the F up in front of 9 year old kid in his Eagles jersey or wearing a Cowboys jersey to a game not involving the Cowboys and start a F you chant to both teams.
I am probably the most vocal fan that you will find. I will cheer/scream at refs, players, coaches. I will say the same thing from any seat in the house. I never cross the line by trying to start violent acts against complete strangers solely based on the colors of their clothes.
I doubt Mac G will attend any NFL games in person this season. My NFL ticket in HD, with 3 TVs and continuous live fantasy scoring suits me just fine. No overweight drunk guy wearing camo purple fuba pants in a Todd Heap jersey tells me on my couch that the Packers suck. The only people who mock Brett Favre are my friends and I am not afraid of them. I am just scared of my girlfriend, Miss So Bell. Thank God she is not a Raider fan. Check out this Clip.
BTW, This might be the most successful thing someone in a Randy Moss jersey ever accomplished in Raiders stadium. Punks.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
NFL Fans are Crazy!
Posted by Mac G at 3:35 PM 1 comments
Labels: Green Bay Packers, Iowa Hawkeyes, NFL Fans, Pro Football Games, Raider Fans
Blow Job Bob

A few weeks ago, Mac Gs World highlighted the hypocrisy of moral public crusaders/politicians/republican presidential campaign chairs, Diaper David Vitter and Blowjob Bob Allen. The detailed police report of Blowjob Bob's arrest for trying to get a hummer from an undercover Male police officer in a public restroom has been released.
And As Ned Ryerson panned in Groundhog Day, "ITS A DOOZY!!!!"
After peering over the stall a second time, Allen pushed open the door and joined Kavanaugh inside, the officer wrote. Allen muttered " 'hi,' " and then said, " 'this is kind of a public place, isn't it,' " the report said.
The officer said he asked Allen about going somewhere else and that the legislator suggested going "across the bridge, it's quieter over there."
"Well look, man, I'm trying to make some money; you think you can hook me up with 20 bucks?" Kavanaugh asked Allen.
The officer said Allen responded, "Sure, I can do that, but this place is too public."
Then Kavanaugh said he told Allen, "I wanna know what I gotta do for 20 bucks before we leave.' " He said Allen replied: "I don't know what you're into."
According to Kavanaugh's statement, the officer said, "do you want just [oral sex]?" and Allen replied, "I was thinking you would want one."
The officer said he then asked Allen, "but you'll still give me the 20 bucks for that . . . and that the legislator said, "yeah, I wouldn't argue with that."
Blow Job Bob likes to pay to blow dudes in a public restroom
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Labels: Blowjob Bob Allen, David Vitter
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
"YO, YO, Where My Wasps At?"
These 2 videos take the East/West Coast rivalry to a whole new level. Martha's Vineyard vs Beverly Hills. Clam Chowder P-Unit Preppies v Boyz in the Hill Prepsters. Props to the Notorious DEK for the finds. Enjoy.
PS. OH, Somewhere Tupac/Biggie just watched this, finished a spliff and threw bottles of OE up against a wall. Shorty WAS a thug and HAD a wicked jump shot. Happy Tuesday
East Coast First Shot Tea Partay
West Coast Responds with their own Green Tea Partay
I think these guys might fall into the P-Unit group.
Posted by Mac G at 8:47 AM 3 comments
Labels: Boyz in the Hill, Green Tea Party, Prep-Unit, Tea Party
Monday, August 06, 2007
Big Love with Bill's Libido

My new favorite show is Big Love on HBO. I missed the first season and just started watching this past season. It is great. People focus on the polygamist of the main character, Bill Henrickson, but the show is full of great acting, high drama, sweet writing and fluid story lines.
On last week's episode, Bill feel asleep on accident in the basement couch while being up late doing work and he was awoken to his 3 wives all up in his face. I thought one emotional chick nagging was bad enough. Poor Guy.
He had missed one of their nights to hang out and they were upset. He rotates every 2 nights the time he spends with each wife. Later, Bill proposes a night off a week. His suggestion did got over too well with his original wife Barbara and she kicked him out of bed one night to the couch after an argument.
When a normal man gets banished to the couch, his reward is a night of restless sleep and maybe highlighted by a soft skinamax production.
What does any good polygamist do in that situation? Go over to the hottest wife's house, Margene, mow her box and pin her naked on to the window! Maybe this no coffee and booze mormon stuff could work out after all!
His second wife, Nicki, witnesses Bill's 69 session and she is flabbergasted that Margene would make him do that. This later leads to Bill trying to go down on her but Margene refuses becuase she likes to see his face and instead she just hops on for another holy spirit ride! Mac G needs Bill's libido, he is never out of bullets!
There are various fascinating story lines. Here is a recap of last week's episode from the best blog on the tubes, The House Next Door.
Here are 2 other fans takes on the show.
Big Love Fan
Big Love Fan II
Marge is played by actress Ginnifer Goodwin. She is GREAT and SMOKING HOT. Her hotness came down once I found out she was dating horrible Dbag actor, Kris Klein. Katie Holmes dumped Klein to wed nut job Cruise so maybe he is looking for a look alike. Their looks are strikingly similar.
NetFlix season one or get Season 2 on Demand. Check it out, Monday Nights, 9 eastern on HBO.
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Labels: Big Love, Ginnifer Goodwin, HBO
Name This Cell Phone Pix

I just witnessed this former Government official limping around downtown DC at lunch time. He looked more confused than Pac Man Jones at a Bushwood Country Club dinner. I thought he was about to enter the Pot Bellys' Sandwich shop for a cookie. Name this MAN...............
Here are some famous quotes from him to help rattle your brains.
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."
"I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started."
"We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in
"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and
"Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."
"Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things." –on looting in Iraq after the U.S. invasion, adding "stuff happens"
"As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time."
"[Osama Bin Laden is] either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive."
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The Playmaker Delivers One Final TD
I hated Michael Irvin and the Cowboys growing up. They always ended the Packers playoff hopes and Irvin's TD dance brought me recurring nightmares. Those memories were only rivaled by horrific images of the Cowboy's other WR, Alvin Harper, jumping over Packers short CB Terrell Buckley for TD after playoff TD.
No matter if you liked the Playmaker, there was no disputing he was a straight up baller and one of the top WRs in the 90s. Irvin's inability to be elected in the first 2 years of his Hall of Fame eligibility had more to do with his arrests and egotistical personality off the field than his performance on the field. Also, the HOF election process is a joke and plenty of members need their voting privileges yanked.
I have to admit that I LOVED him wearing a purple mink coat like a PIMP would wear to his drug related court appearance a decade ago. I spent a futile afternoon looking for that photo on the serious tubes and still NO DICE. I would love to see someone track that down. I am still waiting for web address for Marcus Allen's myspace page and video of Jon Lovitz shredding Bud "Hercules" Selig at the Dodger/Giants game last Thursday night.
(I still believe underrated Jay Novacek should be in Canton. The Cowboys ALWAYS went to Novacek on 3rd downs and he was a first down machine.)
Over the past few years Irvin has made repeatedly outrageous comments on ESPN as one of their football analysts. He rubbed a shit load of NFL fans the wrong way and most of his commentary lacked basic common sense. It was all hollow showboat style over true substance. He somehow kept his job, until the higher ups at Bristol finally cut the cord this past off season.
Michael gave his Hall of Fame induction speech on Saturday night and boy did he deliver. He was passionate, humorous, respectful, emotional, appreciative, remorseful, and most of all, inspirational. Here is a transcript of his speech.
PFT pondered a thought that immediately I had on their blog today about where this Michael Irvin has been the past few years. I have no clue.
DID BRISTOL CREATE THE IRVIN MONSTER?
A couple of readers have raised an intriguing question in response to Michael Irvin's stellar, classic, inspiring Hall of Fame induction speech.
Who is the real Irvin? The guy we saw last night? Or the guy we saw on ESPN over the prior few seasons?
And if the Canton version of Irvin is the real guy, why did he come off as such a complete id-ee-it during his time on ESPN?
Could it be that Irvin was goaded by ESPN producers into adopting an over-the-top buffoonish shtick and that, in time, Irvin became a creation that they could no control?
We recall that Irvin set the stage for his ESPN gig with some work on FSN, but we can't recall whether Irvin was the same guy on FOX that he was on ESPN. If he wasn't, then how did he get that way?
Regardless, we hope the guy we saw last night is now the real Irvin, and that someone else will give that guy another chance in broadcasting. If, and only if, the guy we saw in Canton is the guy who shows up every Sunday.
Irvin started down the road to football fan redemption by his stirring performance in Canton, I just hope he continues on it.
Here is the Video
Copy of Irvin's Speech
Video of Speech
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Labels: Canton, Dallas Cowboys, Michael Irvin, Pro Football Hall of Fame, The Playmaker
Friday, August 03, 2007
Lollapalooza and Virgin Festival
2 Super SICK musical festivals are taking place this weekend. Lollapalooza in Chicago and Virgin Festival in Baltimore. Great Lineups and some bands are even performing at both places. Just like Bonnarroo, Lollapalooza is being stream lived at ATT&T Blue room.
The Live Webcast starts at 12:30 Cst and goes all weekend. Later I plan on adding a list of my favorite acts performing at each festival.
Lollapalooza Webcast Schedule
Lollapalooza Blog Coverage
Lollapalooza Lineup Schedule
Lollapalooza Main Website
Virgin Festival Lineup Schedule
Virgin Festival Main Website
NO, I will not be attending either festival. I have a family weekend with the In laws planned instead. HEE HAW!
Posted by Mac G at 11:56 AM 0 comments
Labels: Baltimore, Chicago, Homerpalooza, Lollapalooza, Virgin Festvial
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Jon Lovitz is not a fan of Hercules Selig

I apologize to all of my readers but Mac G needs to get whatever tech device that can download what I watch on my TV immediately to Youtube. If anyone has any suggestions, please help.
I am watching Bonds/Dodgers game on ESPN because I am trying to see how many live Bonds ABs I can observe without him actually homering. I think I am at 40 and counting over the past two weeks.
During the game, Chris Berman introduces an Erin Andrews interview of a Hollywood Star and immediately I wonder if Jon Lovitz is at the game for some friendly banter.
BINGO Baby! Erin found Lovitz in the crowd and he had PLENTY to say. I guess he is a big Giants fan and just went OFF on Bud Hercules Selig. He remarked that a player had told him 7 years ago that 40 percent of the players were on roids. Lovitz sarcastically questioned if he knew this 7 years ago, how could Bud not know this? He had some choice words for the incompetence/ ignorance of Selig too. Lovitz might be my new hero after reading that he pounded annoying Andy Dick's head into a bar a few weeks ago. BRAVO Lovitz!
After Lovitz's rant, hottie Andrews ended the interview by plainly saying, "I have no more questions to ask." Berman and Morgan had no real reply either, with Berman stammering, "well there is another opinion." Both were saved by a In-Studio game update and they changed the topic when they returned. Coincidence? Or some ESPN producer in the truck throwing them a life preserver? I will try to find this video ASAP!
Selig just had a bizarre press conference where he talked about his Herculean effort to attending all of these recent Bonds games. Selig did not attend the game tonight, however, he will able to overcome that charter flight tomorrow to sunny San Diego and endure a seat in a club level box. This is just how Hercules would defeat life's obstacles, head on in a luxury suite!
The only the boos that I heard during the whole Hall of Fame induction weekend were showered LOUDLY after the introduction of the Baseball Commissioner. I am sure they were just unhappy with the financing plans they received from Selig's Car Lots.
UPDATE: Bugs and Crank weighs in with a partial transcript of the interview
SAYHEY blog was impressed by Lovitz's candor
Selig's Trip Uphill Both Ways
Travels of Hercules
Get Out Your Fn Checkbook
Lovitz Bashes Dick
Mac Gs World
Posted by Mac G at 10:48 PM 2 comments
Labels: Andy Dick, Bonds, Bud Selig, Erin Andrews, ESPN, Hercules, Jon Lovitz
This One's for North Carolina! C'mon and Raise up! Take Your Shirt Off, Twist it 'Round Yo' Head, Spin it Like a Helicopter

I do not know if this letter above is legit or not but it is still pretty awesome. The "please masturbate in your own room," kind of gives it away. I am big fan of the UNC Tarheels, especially their baby blue colors and Smoking HOT women!
I dated a Tarheel once, alright dated is a not the right word, too strong. We had sexual relations for a long period of time. She was a great girl, long legs, tight body, loved her Heels and hated Duke. And was a freaky freak in the sack. Win, Win all around. GO HEELS! OH, the glory days and yes, MONOGAMY STILL Blows!
OH, here is another great picture for Harley lovers and guys everywhere.
Posted by Mac G at 3:55 PM 0 comments
Labels: Harley, Masturbation, Tarheels
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
"How Much Awareness Have You Raised?"
Here is a hilarious comedic video segment on the impact Live Earth had on Aasif Mandiv. This further proves that it is only funny when you rip on EVERYONE not just democrats for being liberal.
1/2 Hour News Hour BLOWS!
Posted by Mac G at 11:23 AM 0 comments
Labels: Aasif Mandiv, Live Earth, The Daily Show
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
"This Just In, Ted Stevens Has Led The Happiest Life In The History Of The World"
Maybe Senator Teddy Bear's life is not so happy anymore now that the Feds have raided his Alaskan home. It appears the man, who famously labeled the Internet a series of tubes, had his house size illegally doubled by an oil company for free or at a very reduced price.
This same oil company's executives have recently pled guilty to bribing public officials.Things do not look well for Ted and his temper could be a problem in the pokey.
Here is video of a "Coot Off" between Teddy Bear Ted and Senator Byrd.
Teddy Bear throwing a tantrum on the Senate floor.
Teddy Bear's infamous tubes comments.
Video Recap of the story courtesy of Talking Points Memo TV
FBI and IRS raid Teddy Bear's House
Internet is made up of tubes
Ted's House Doubles
Review of Teddy Bear's troubles
Alaskan Politicians love bribes, Duke Stir would be proud
UPDATE: Teddy Bear Growls
“Can you understand English?! That’s the only statement I’m going to make.”
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Labels: FBI raid, Ted Stevens
Monday, July 30, 2007
"TO NY! TO NY! WE LOVE YOU CAL!"
I would rather not focus on my personal life but Mac G just returned from a once in a lifetime experience. A trip up to Cooperstown with my father to see my lifetime baseball idol, Cal Ripken Junior get inducted to the baseball Hall of Fame. Simply AWESOME!
70K fans made the pilgrimage to the Village of Cooperstown, setting an all time attendance record. Padres and Orioles fans celebrated their baseball heroes together in harmonious unison. It was an unbelievable setting and a true final farewell for 2 of baseball's greatest players/human beings.
If you are a baseball fan, I implore you to make the trip to see this place before you die. It will be worth whatever money and effort it takes to make it up to Bumble F nowhereville New York.
I have plenty to say very shortly about my trip. Pete Rose is a circus act, Bud Selig was booed HEAVILY, an up close Johnny Travolta sighting, Goose Gossage is cool, Mike Schmidts an ahole, plenty of Bonds/Roids fan conversations, a first hand view of the whole autograph memorabilia racket, and much more.
Here are some cell phone pictures that I have and apologize in advance for the crappy quality. One is of Charlie Hustle himself, looking for some table scraps.
I have never been prouder to be an Oriole fan and yes, they have had nine straight losing seasons!!



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Labels: Baseball Hall of Fame
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Lohan's Favorite Movie: Herbie, Fully Loaded
Lindsay Lohan was able to make it on the Tonight show after all. Enjoy.
Posted by Mac G at 1:01 PM 1 comments
Labels: Jay Leno, Lindsay Lohan, Rob Schneider, Tonight Show
"Disco Stu Does Not Advertise"
The Summer list of movies that Mac G needs to check out is compiling up quickly(Sicko, Talk to Me, Transformers). Add the Simpson's movie to the Mac G must see movie catalog.
Here is a hilarious blog post from the Feed comparing the individual characters in the Simpson's to a person in sports.
Carl – Gilbert Arenas. Because Carl’s the coolest cat in Springfield.
Rev. Lovejoy – Mike Krzyzewski. A fitting choice to portray Springfield’s most sanctimonious character.
Smithers – Chris Berman. Aids and abets his master in any way he can. Also, both are into leather.
Ned Flanders – Tony Dungy. Footlong hot dogs make each of them uncomfortable.
Two of my favorite characters on the Simpson's are Disco Stu and Duffman.
I love these quotes.
"Disco Stu likes disco music."
"Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff in the seventies."
Titania: You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duff Man says a lot of things! Oooh yeah!!!
Barney: I can't, I'm the designated driver!
Duffman: Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!
Duffman: New feelings brewing inside Duffman... What... WOULD JESUS DO?!
The Simpson's Sports Movie
Disc STU RULZ
Duffman, OH YEAH!
Posted by Mac G at 12:06 PM 1 comments
Labels: Disco Stu, Duffman, Simpsons, Simpsons Movie
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
"YO, YO, This is Your Boy, Double J"
The ending is GRRRRRRRREAT!
Posted by Mac G at 4:15 PM 0 comments
Labels: The Daily Show, You Tube Vote
Liar, Liar, Pants on FIRE

I would expect a better performance from the top law official in our country. Actually, I would settle for Attorney General Gonzo to actually TELL THE TRUTH!! He is either incompetent, an idiot or both. "Executive Privilege, Pleading the 5th, Partisan Politics, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."
Would someone in the Justice Department or the White House PLEASE just answer these questions.
- Who put the 8 US attorney's on the fired list?
- Why were they put on this list?
- Was the White House directly involved?
- If so, who in the White House made the final decision and why?
Now, the same Administration will not let their aides answer questions or provide pertinent direct information into a Congressional investigation into why 8 US attorney's were fired. If they have nothing to hide or were not involved, why not provide proof that you are innocent? This contradicts the same rationale provided to back up their spying programs.
I know this administration favorite words other than terror or Al Queda, is "Cherry Pick."
Do not forget it was the White House, who created this mess and investigation by firing these attorneys in the first place. The main GOP talking point of "Clinton did it," is total misleading BS. President Clinton did replace all of his US attorneys in 1993 but ALL Presidents pick their own US Attorneys at the start of their terms. However, no President had ever fired this many in the middle of their terms of service before and it is totally unprecedented.
Do not forget it was the White House who changed their rationale for the firings over and over. It almost worked as the national press fell asleep and stellar blog Talking Points Memo kept the story alive by its top notch reader driven investigation.
Do not forget it was the White House who publicly smeared these life long Republican appointed lawyers, causing them to speak out repeatedly. They came up with Loyal Bushie Rating system, not Congress.
It is up to the White House to prove to Congress and the American people that they were not directly involved in these firings on pure political grounds. Not the other way around. Instead, their staffs hide behind convenient lost emails and bunker down over executive privilege. Their shady behavior fuels the belief that something wrong and unethical happened.
I wish the truth would come out and this story would be over. I highly doubt it. I predict that the Bush team will run the clock out in the Courts and we will only find out the real truth in the future by reading one of the bazillion books to come out about this corrupt administration.
This video hurts too much to watch. Our Fd up Govt at work. No wonder we can not end a horrendous occupation in Iraq, fix social security or provide cheaper health care to everyone.
US Attorneys Time Line
UPDATE: Not Only is Gonzo a moron, He straight up perjured himself, which is lying on the stand!
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Labels: Alberto Gonzales, Talking Points Memo, US Attorneys
"How Does Haterade Really Taste?"

I have never liked Stephon Marbury on the basketball court. All of this teams seem to get better once he leaves(TWolves, Nets,Suns), his ego always rubbed me the wrong way after he left KG and I partially blamed him for Team USA's 2004 Olympic failure in Greece.
However, I am starting to warm up to Stephon. Off the court, Starbury has been bringing it lately. He came out with a line of basketball shoes that retail for only 15 dollars a pair, which has been a huge cost savior for middle and lower income families. His shoes help release some of the financial burden and pressure of paying 150-200 dollars for the "in" pair of basketball shoes. He seems to really care about where he came from and is highly involved in his community.
Starbury has been hosting a TV show called, "Stars on Stars," which has received positive reviews and he was downright hilarious in this recent TV interview.
Agent Zero better watch his back because Starbury has been straight up Blogging for the NYPost. I have no clue what he is talking about most of the time, nerveless, they have been highly entertaining and insightful. He caused a media stir by declaring on a blog post his desire to retire playing hoops in Italy after winning a title for the Knicks.
He goes after MJ and rips on Lebron. Here are some my favorite comments from his blog.
- The tour is going great. While we were in Virginia and B-more, we went to the Barry Farms streetball tournament in DC. It was crazy.The kid 720 with the crazy hops was there and dudes like "AO'' who used to be down with And 1. They were all rockin' Starbury gear. Starbury is locking down the streetball game too. I forgot to tell you that when Mayor Bloomberg left the meeting with me, he was wearing $14.98 Starburys.
- After that we went to Venice. We strolled with the "Gondola man'' singing and pushing the boat. They told me 400 people take classes to steer them and only 100 people pass. I fell in love with wifey all over again. We took the boat to the casino. Everything is on water. You have to take taxi boats. It was set-up like the movie Casino Royale, one of my favorite flicks. We ended our trip to Rome. We went to Pentium and the Coloseum. The high note was our visit to the Sistine Chapel. It is incredible. You walk in one door and out the other and you become free in mind, body and spirit. That's when I knew I was free. I flew home a free man and my life got turned around.
- That's why I want to go back to Italy after winning the championship with the Knicks.
- My whole life I have wanted to do what Michael Jordan has done on the basketball court. But just on the basketball court. I have not tried to be like him off the court. I have a different vision for who I want to be off the court and the life I want to create to help change the world.
- There is nothing greater than to be able to touch people, especially kids cause their spirits are a true reflection of God. The kids today said they don't never see LeBron or any athletes come around.
That made me smile. That's why we're there. - You want to make me the clown…I’m not the dude on the ESPYs, getting carried on a throne. I’m not him. I’m the good guy, not the bad guy. I don’t want to be carried on the throne…I just want to walk among the people.
I can only love y'all for hating me. But transfer hate into love, then you can help others. - I do have one admission. I am high, high off of life.
I drink life’s happy water which is bottled at the divine source.
It goes down much smoother than "haterade.''. How does "haterade'' really taste? - I AIN’T NEVER SCARED
I’M EVERYWHERE
YOU AIN’T NEVER THERE
WHY WOULD I EVER CARE
POUND FOR POUND I’M THE BEST TO EVER COME AROUND HERE
EXCLUDING NOBODY
LOOK WHAT I EMBODY
THE SOUL OF A HUSTLER I REALLY RAN THE STREET
A CEO’S MIND THAT MARKETING PLAN WAS ME
ADD THAT TO THE FACT I WENT PLAT A BUNCH OF TIMES
TIMES THAT BY MY INFLUENCE ON POP CULTURE
I SUPPOSED TO BE #1 ON EVERYBODY LIST
WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I NO LONGER EXIST
Posted by Mac G at 8:48 AM 0 comments
Labels: NYPost Blogs, Starbury, Stephon Marbury
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Marcus Allen Gets No Love From Penthouse Pet

Somewhere Reggie Bush and OJ are chuckling at this story. From the ALWAYS reputable NY Post
KIMBERLY Williams, the June 2007 Penthouse Pet, has never met football legend Marcus Allen - and she wants to keep it that way. After talking on the phone for a few weeks, "he seemed like a really nice guy. But . . . I quickly found out that this is not a guy I want to know," the pin-up told Steppin' Out magazine's Chauncé Hayden. Kimberly was creeped out that Allen is a regular at the Playboy Mansion, and that his MySpace page is filled with girlfriends thanking him for "lunch." "So I started to pull away from him just to protect myself. But he calls me over 15 times a day! . . . He started to send me these terrible text messages. 'Where the hell are you, Kimberly!' . . . It's really scary . . . Things got really bad after I did the Howard Stern show. He got very upset that I got nude on the show. Hello! I'm a Penthouse Pet . . . I told him he needed to calm down . . . But he got even angrier." Allen's lawyer, Larry Stein, told Page Six: "It's the other way around. She's the one pursuing him. She started sending him pictures of herself with no clothes on. She's trying to get publicity."So Marcus gets blown off publicly before he ever meets this girl? I do smell a publicity stunt and WELL DONE Kimberly. I have already found your myspace page and we are Myspace BFF now. I can not wait for your SPAM Bulletins!
The NYPost ran their gossip blurb with a picture of an actress with the same name. Too bad because the real Kimberly has far better pictures/jugs. (NSFW)
The millionaire dollar question remaining is the url location of Marcus Allen's myspace page. I can not get my dad to use email or the Internet and Marcus is pimping hos on myspace? I wish I could only be so cool at 47.
Kimberly has 13K MySpace friends and Marcus could still be one of them. Mac G is calling his loyal 6 readers to help him locate this juicy site. REGULATORS, MOUNT UP!
NY Post Blurb
Wrong Kimberly Williams
Kimberly William's MySpace
Hot NUDE Pix(NSFW)
The Big Lead Post
Marcus is OLD
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Labels: Kimberly Williams, Marcus Allen, NY Post






