ABC-Always Be Closing

"I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW, that's my name!"

New Beer Pong Game

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas.

Check out my new favorite beer pong game.

Efffn Los Angeles-USC/UCLA Rivalry

This video has it all and could be the best thing that I have seen on You Tube since the infamous slow motion pooner fight clip from the Arizona/Oregon game last month.

Host Brett Konner explores the USC/UCLA rivalry by asking fans simple questions of why they like their team and dislike the other school. He breaks their comments down into 4 categories: Pro USC, Anti USC, Pro UCLA and Anti UCLA.

The witty voice over, clever story line and funny graphics are way too impressive to be swimming in the amateur laced waters of You Tube.

My other observations include:

• USC&UCLA have hot stuck up poon. They are probably book smart but they both appear challenged with common sense and no shocker there.
  

• UCLA has preppy Dbags, who think Clueless is still a popular movie in the 00s. USC fans double as Raiders fans and are equally as frightening.

• Notorious DEK brought this up but what is up all the videos of Pac 10 dudes passing out at their tailgates? Pac 10 fan needs to sack up by pounding more red bulls or get a better dealer. Ask headband Bruin fan in this clip, he might know a guy.

• Brett Konner, the creator of this video and bootie grinder extraordinaire, is the FN MAN! Soon I plan on pimping him and his website out in greater detail with his own post. Mac G Endorsement Stylee.

Check out the video to see what all of my blabbing is about.

WVU Fan Burning More Than Couches

West Virginia Mountaineer fan is pissed about Rich Rodriguez leaving to Michigan. I mean, REALLY, Really, Pissed.

If our government pisses on the Bill of Rights by tapping our phones without warrants and makes criminals out of Dorito munching potheads, where are they with the following type of nut jobs? Homeland Security what?

The craziest people, who will do harm to our citizens on more occasions, live in THIS country. The Una bomber, Timothy McVeigh, Anthrax Mailers, Angry troubled kids killing innocent people with guns, and on and on.

Check out the message left by WVU fan on a Michigan message board.

Here is one West Virginia that hopes several things transpire over the next couple of years.

1.. I hope all of you....fan, alumni, boosters, faculty and the families of all of you....die the most horrible death possible. I hope your wives, daughters, sisters, and mothers are anally assaulted and murdered and you never find their bodies.

2. I hope all of your children are raped and murdered by a 300lb. pedophile.

3. I hope each of you catch cancer and waste away in front of your families....only to die a painful and horrible death.

Finally....I hope your pi$ant University has a psycho visit, ala VT.....only this guy kills about 1000 of you punks.

Here's hoping you all catch herpes.....
Screw each and every one of you.

Tis the Season- Mac G Endorsements

Since Tis the holiday season, I wanted to spread some Mac G goodwill. When I am not I posting You Tube clips of drunk people or scantily dressed women, I do write on this blog(remember that?) and I pimp out things that I enjoy. Movies, Music, TV shows,Beer, Sports Teams, etc.

Currently, I make very little(none)money on this blog so my personal recommendations are not mirages to shill for purely monetary gain.

Before Mac G's World sells out(Where you at Jack Daniels?)and thus loses valuable street/blogger cred, I wanted to highlight the magnificent work of some buddies.

Over the next few weeks, I will also "endorse" my favorite writers, musicians, DVDs, and whatever other random thing pops into my head.

The Inaugural Mac G endorsement is to my boy D at DEEZ DECKS. He hand-paints custom skateboard decks and they are fabulous pieces of art.

I have 2 decks, the Marley one pictured above and a board with the 6 original members of Widespread Panic, up at my own place. D has this art form mastered and they make great gifts for any occasion.

All decks are reasonably priced and easy to set up in your pad.

Have you tried to get a poster framed recently? Be prepared to bend over and grab your ankles upon entry at those framing stores. It cost me 250 bones to get three posters framed at Michaels awhile back and this was with the supposed 50% off too.

All you need is a hammer and a few nails as the decks come with holes that you can safely pound through into your wall. You could also balance it with one nail and some wire. Bam, Donedee.

D's fly work has a music theme to it but he is multi talented to all types of design. I think my next 2 board requests are Gilbert Arenas and Barack Obama.

Check out a few of his pieces down below and they are also available at his My Space profile and pictures.

If you do not have a My Space account, and need more pictures, email thegolden@comcast.net

• DEEZ DECKS

• More Decks

• thegolden@comcast.net

Merry Homas

Now these are the type of tailgating videos that I would like to display on Mac Gs World.

Link Whores

• UK Celeb finds Sophia Howard needing Frosty to help her out (As Always NSFW or Not Safe For Girlfriends)

• Hottest Girls of Myspace finds a smoking hot DJ.

• Wife gets in the way of a hooker making her rent money at Tasty Booze

• Slam Dizzle has more "Cloverfield" movie Hype and video

• I agree with the Putdown, Barry Sanders is the man!

• Story of Xmas Party Threesome at Pointless banter

• Hilarious Steroid Breakdown by the Angry T at Epic Carnival

• Very Fd up story at Brahsome as 3 UNC football players night of possible kinky sex turned into them getting robber and sexually assaulted. My guess is the suspect went to the fridge first.

• My Homeboy at Busted Coverage breaks down the New Orleans Bowl the only way possible.

• Angryer at Loser With Socks does not want Terry Bowden coaching at WVU

Picture of the Day-Let's Hug it Out

I feel in the holiday spirit with this Picture of the Day. Actually, my brain is moving at Jets QB Chad Pennington warp speed. Super SLOW. Too much eggnog last night.

Stripper Tailgating

Things are pretty slow around here if I am showing another "talent challenged" stripper tailgate video. The ladies at the Pink Pony, my favorite spot in the ATL, are much more attractive.
I will give her an A for amateur effort.

Soccer Scrums

I am not a violent person.

I feel every human possess a self interest to get along rather than to constantly fight. It is easier and less stressful for all of us in our every day lives.

I subscribe to the Gandhi/MLK belief system of solving problems through peaceful actions and dialogue.

"Pass me the warm butter and put down the guns unless absolutely necessary."

I believe that you accomplish more by using honey than vinegar.

Or by chugging whiskey and using condoms. :)

However, I still find entertainment in watching other people brawl in sporting contests, especially when I am not the one on the receiving end of these vicious slide tackles or powerful haymakers.

Happy Humpday

Raiders Tailgate

Why skip a Raiders tailgate to attend a low rate gentleman's club when you can bring the nasty strippers to the game? Be sure to NOT watch this video while chewing or drinking anything this morning. Seriously, these Raiders fruglys have scared me for life.

Link Whores

• Insanely Hot Cleveland Brown Fan at Hottest Girls of MySpace.

• Some Dbag hates Ladies Night at Tasty Booze. It reminds me of people that want more groups for white males since we are SOOO oppressed in American society.

• To recognize the 10 year Anniversary of Chris Farley's death here are more funny pictures of the most lovable fan man in college sports. KU Coach Mark Mangino smiles wide at Busted Coverage.

• Rich Eisen in a Love Triangle back in the day from Brahsome, YES, that Rich Eisen.

• Loser With Socks has some photos of the Rich Rodriquez's wife leaving a plane and fallout from the coach's bolt from WVU to Michigan. Mountaineer fan is PISSED and so is their Governor.

• Rupert at Epic Carnival describes my man Packers RB Ryan Grant in a match.com profile.

• Pointless Banter scribes a day that he "matured."Very funny stuff.

• Slam Dazzle's pictures of Danielle Richardson has me searching for one of those towels that Pointless Banter was referencing.

• UK Celeb is NSFW times NSFW, which of course means it is a damn good site needing your bookmark.

Carl Hates the Mitchell Report

Notorious DEK finds Carl latest ranting about the Mitchell Report. I disagree with Carl about the Yanks not injecting PEDs into their buttocks but I do agree that Senator Mitchell's conflict of interest with Red Sox is considerable and he never should have been the man in charge of the report.

Powderpuff Puff Football Pow Wow

My boy JSmooth just sent me this great video of Powder Puff Football. I initially thought it would be a bunch of hot chicks in lingerie running around, "attempting" to tackle each other. I sure was mistaken.

While there are no skimpy hot underwear shots, the contents are still pretty entertaining and this game is no candy ass grabbing but a full on bizatch battle.

I see more fight out of these girls than most of the college teams that I followed this fall. The close line tackles are my favorite. No word if we can blame this tackling technique on Cowboys safety Roy Williams or not.



I found two other impressive Powder Puff Clips.

"Move bitch, get out the way, Get out the way bitch, get out the way!"


"OH NO! The fight's out I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out!"


For the record and my personal safety from these impressive Powderpuff players, I do not mean to call any of you ladies "bitches." It is Bizatch and my horrible attempt at slang humor.

Oh, if you do not like the lyrics to Luda's song, contact Bill O'Reilly. Once he is done attacking the attack on Christmas, I am sure he will find time to fuel some more outrage against his favorite whipping boy in Luda.

Shake It

• Did you not think I was going to post the video of the Jessica Simpson lovefest during the Cowboys home loss to the Eagles? You must be new to this blog.

• I hope Joe Buck was able to cure his hard on by rubbing one out last night. Geez, Simmer Down Old Man.
  

• Did you expect anything else from a network owned by Rupert Murdoch?

• I did love Fox catching Jessica shaking her mammaries for a split second, then playing it over and over. Nice Work.

• When reached for comment, Nick Lachey responded to Romo with, "Have fun with listening to her mindless dribble, Her Dad sucks, Nice Game Tony, Go Eagles!"

Link Whores

• Slam Dizzle found a nice rack.

• I am in a blond mood so check out this sexy fox at Hottest Girls of My Space.

• Awesome Beer Pong gift at Tasty Booze.

• Big USF Lineman pulling some nice tail at Busted Coverage.

• Brahsome breaks news that Duke has offered their head football gig to Tennessee OC David Cutcliffe.

• More Petrino coverage at Loser With Socks. He has only signed 20 years worth of contracts with 3 different teams in 18 months!

• WCK posts about Big Ditka's charity problems at Epic Carinval. Where is Arthur Andersen when you need them?

• The Put Down gives the Atlanta Hawks JSmooth mad props. I could not agree more as he is a straight baller.

Need a Hot Chicks Video?

I usually do not like slide show videos but I made an exception. Today's Witch Hunt, I mean, Mitchell Report had me way too serious and scanning through 402 pages exerted an overload of energy on a Thursday afternoon.

I did not attend law school for a reason. Oh, the other was not wanting to be 150K-200K in debt and slaving out to some firm for years to pay it back.

Anyway, here is a video of some dude's picks for the sexiest sports announcers.

Larry Bigbie is a RAT

After scanning the Mitchell Report, I highly suggest that Larry Bigbie does not visit Baltimore again. Snitches are usually not welcome in Bmore and go watch "The Wire" if you need visual proof.

I will have more on the Rat's pointless smear job of Brian Roberts later and this picture sums up his Orioles career quite well as he probably just swung at a high out of zone fastball for strike 3.


Have fun singing karaoke in Japan. It suits you perfectly.

Coward

I usually would not focus a whole post on 3-11 NFL team but I have not never seen such scorn from players after a coach's departure in my life.

Atlanta Falcons head football coach Bobby Petrino quit with 3 games remaining in the season and went back to college by accepting the head coach position at the University of Arkansas.

He did not even tell the Falcons team in person but left the above note in their locker room. Safety Lawyer Milloy made sure to correct his name.

"Everything he preached over the past eight months was a lie," Milloy said. "Everything he said he stood for was a lie. He came in and messed with a lot of people's lives — he wasted a year of my life. It was a cowardly act. A selfish act."

"There's a line of communication that needs to be there and it wasn't," said quarterback Joey Harrington, who was publicly humiliated on a handful of occasions. "I went to him with concerns of the team and I was absolutely disregarded."

When Joey Harrington is publicly talking smack about a coach, things must be really bad. John Joseph Harringon should be used to this by now since this is the 4th coach that has either bolted or been fired in his 6 seasons.

Jim Mora Sr had it wrong last year. Harrington is the coach killer and Mike Vick is the canine one. Sorry I had to as the one liner was WAY too easy.

This article details the players their venom laced emotions.

My man at the Legend of Cecilio Guante has entered a new verb into the sports lexicon: petrino.

Meanwhile, Petrino was all smiles and screaming WOOO PIG SOOIE!



A Bobby Petrino Parody has hit You Tube.


Thanks to Brian at The College Baseball Blog for the picture.

AJC Article

I Heart You Tube

One of my New Year's resolutions for 2008, aside from kicking my huffing habit, is to figure out how to save clips from my TV and translate them on to You Tube.

Once I save some brain cells by putting the Glade can down, this blog will be full of these type of clips.

This Old Whore House

How do I TIVO this show on PBS? Super


"Or a Man and a Man?
Whatever turns you on Norm."

"For some healthy water sports, or a shower ogre ."

Amy Winehouse Xmas Song

I apologize for the double post on Amy Winehouse but this video is too funny not to show. It gets annoying after awhile just like the original song but the creativity of the Winehouse song is top notch. Winehouse is Jewish, which seems to fuel even more unintentional comedy.

I am sorry if this video sends you on a drug binge this afternoon and I recommend before looking to score a fix to check with your health care provider to see if extensive rehab counseling is fully covered under your plan. You might get screwed by the pre existing condition requirements! :)



Thanks to JJ's dirt for the video.


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7 Deadly Link Whores

Check out these links of blogs with far more talent than Mac G. Yes, it is on like Neckbeard on next Monday night Donkey Kong.

Hottie Hunter is getting his passport stamped and this means International poon exploring.

Hottest Girls of Myspace is knee deep in a smoking hot cougar.

At Tasty Booze, video of dude waxing his girls bush and I damn near bit my lip off with writing this watered down timid description.

Busted Coverage finds an advice column for the ages. Bottom line is that this broad is insecure and is taking it out on porn. Two Words: Jenny Craig.

As a Wizard fan I need to hype up rookie baller Nick Young to be in the dunk contest and Brahsome is on board by displaying a sik Young cram.

Great breakdown of the Heisman award show at Epic Carnival.

Loser With Socks has caught a case of Tebowsexuality and we thought JC only liked heteros?

Pointless Banter delves into those silly questions on page 2 of Sunday's Parade magazine.

The Putdown keeps making my dreams wet with pictures of Lucy Pinder. I am sorry if that is too racy for her bible study partner Tebow.


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"Dont You Taser Me Maaann!"

Anyone need 10 minutes to kill on a Monday afternoon? Check out this Dave Chappelle video from a stand up routine in London. Hilarious highlights include:

Dave bitching about the no smoking policy in London
Commenting on England's white homeless
Joking about almost being rich bitch
Chappelle revealing that he does not say jokes about his wife anymore
"Dont You Taser Me Maaan!"



Last week Chappelle performed another record 6 hour plus comedy skit. Supposedly he is worried about Dane Cook breaking the previous record that he set in April. Dane Cook? Seriously?

Chappelle caring about Cook is like our government worrying about some worthless country half way around the globe with a minuscule military budget compared to ours invading American shores, oh wait, bad analogy.

Thanks to Tim's Take for the tip and be sure to check out Tim's clever ongoing feature called: 2007 Human Being of Greatest Significance.


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Song Girls

Please ignore the Band shots in the middle of this clip and just focus on the Trojan cheer poon. The unison bootie shake starting at second 31 is worth viewing over and over.

Happy Monday




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Live Blog: Mayweather vs Hatton

If you do not want to shell out the money for the big fight or need a recap of what took place round by round, check out the Live Blog at Epic Carnival by "The Prophet."

Hatton will not be able to land a clean punch on Floyd as he is just too quick. I like Mayweather in a split decision.


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The New Helen of Troy: Amy of England

For some reason I just can not get enough of Amy Winehouse and I find her life fascinating. She has an amazing voice and a very whacked husband.

She likes to cut herself and Winehouse's body might be running on some drug other than oxygen. She can not stay out of the news either or more so, the UK paparazzi are relentless about her whereabouts.

At least the UK paparazzi follow a public figure with legitimate artistic ability unlike their US counterparts, who obsess over a fat washed up Brittney or no talents Paris Hilton/Jessica Simpson/Nicole Ritchie. Lohan's movies suck too.

Check out the latest with Winehouse:

Her husband is in the slammer.
Drug addict Pete Doherty is recording songs with her at 4am.
Her dad allegedly punched Doherty.
She was photographed with white powder substance and denied it was drugs.
Winehouse went on stage Wednesday at a rock club and sang songs, while blitzed.
Last week she was pictured roaming outside at 5:45 am in just a bra.
She just received 6 Grammy nominations.

I feel like that I am in the middle of watching a real life Greek tragedy.






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Google Image of Dick Cheney's War Hard On

Cool Prank. Randall Pink Floyd would be impressed.


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Reggie's Prayer

Before my detailed rave about firing everyone, from the top down, who works at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, I found this amazingly funny movie clip of the 3 of the 4 main people responsible for turning the Packers franchise around in the early 90s.

Reggie White, Brett Favre, and Mike Holmgren. (Ex-GM Ron Wolf would be the other one.)

It is from the movie, "Reggie's Prayer."

Favre and Holmgren are both janitors. Favre's character is named Bert and he is a little on the slow side.

White is the football coach and Holmgren gives him a play to run called the "Left Coast Special."

I am a Packers fan and this had me rolling. Enjoy and Happy FRYDAY!



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Bruins Knocked Out

USC crushed UCLA's Rose Bowl hopes and head coach Karl Dorrell was canned shortly afterwards. This video sums up the state of Bruin football.



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Link Whores

(These girls are not sluts at all)

Lately, I have been slacking in my linking ability. I blame the writers strike, TSA's obsessive searches every time I pass through an airport metal detector and cheap red wine.

I plan on getting back to my pop culture, music, and political roots in the upcoming posts as well. In the meantime, my poon fastball is blistering and these great sites only add more miles poon hour.

My man at Hottest Girls of My Space profiles the original Go Daddy hot chick. Candy?

The Hottie Hunter bring his A game with this earth shattering soccer post. GOOOOAAALLLL! Sorry I had to.

If there ever is a blog similar to what I set out to create when I typed in Mac G's World, it is the guys at Brahsome. I love to use the word brah cause it makes me think that I live on the ocean in SoCal and not in an old swamp. Dudes have an internet radio show and their new web design is killer, brah. I could use some tips from this new golf hottie.

My Dawg at Big Ten Tailgate got shut down by the Big 10 lawyers. I plan on writing MUCH more on this development at a later date. His new site is Busted Coverage.

Loser with Socks is a sweet blog about college football with a pooner twist. Jabar Gaffney's first controversial TD bobble did not happen on Monday Night football but in college at Florida.

One of my favorite pastimes on the series of tubes is admiring the creativity of blog titles. Tasty Booze works for me. Check out their post about naked girls playing the Wii. This definitely gives Wii elbow a whole new meaning.

I write a post for Epic Carnival every week. My post on fans using flight tracking was picked up by CNNSI Hot Clicks. (Thanks Brah) I railed on the National Greed League on Wednesday.
I have wondered for years how 76ers GM Billy King has kept his job and he was finally axed. Great top 10 list of his "legacy."

Check out this site, Pointless Banter. The creator was one of the top bloggers on My Space. and before you rip on that statement, let him do it for ya.

I was just introduced to the Put Down and I like what I see so far. He clears up the identity of the hot girl with huge jugs pictured with soon to be named Heisman winner, Tim Teabow.

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Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007

Let us say that you dating one of these models, what type of conversation starters do you come up with?

"Want to do some more blow?"
"Did you allow the expensive dinner to digest fully this time?"
"Giselle's a selfish, fat bitch, huh?"
"Seal must be carrying a fire hose to end up with Heidi, right?"
"I am sorry about my continual pre-ejaculation problem in the bedroom. I am getting someone to look at it."

I think our stammering interaction would go more like this:

"Um, ah, um, mmm, Oh, you are hot, mmm, need a drink? No? I need 2, mmm, you are pretty."

Clips from last night's show. I heart Angel Wings.





Backstage





Victoria Secret Blog

CBS Coverage of VS Fashion Show



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I heart Soccer

Check out this sexy video with the Liverpool FC anthem. Sorry, I still can not call it football.



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My Hump, My Hump, My Hump

I usually pass out AFTER tailgating. Actually, I lied.
I rock it out all night, Hawkeye style.


Thanks to Big Ten Tailgate for the video find.

Belichick Leads his Team by AHOLE Example

Here are some quick recap thoughts of last night's crazy NFL game.

• The Pats seem to have more lives than the 2006 LSU Tigers.

• Three 4th down conversions for Pats on the last go ahead drive. Insane.
  

• Ravens DC Rex Ryan needs to take his timeouts to the tread mill.

• Gaffney seemed to bobble his game winning TD catch but Pats would have first in goal at the 2 anyway after Ravens LB Bart Scott melted down by throwing a flag into the stands. How does someone get 2 personal foul penalties on the same play?

• Scott's brain fart allowed the Pats to kick off from the 35

• Oh Boy, do not ever call someone on the Ravens a Boy.

• Ravens dominated the whole game up front and ran it down the Pats throats. McGahee was a man possessed. The Pats LBs showed their age last night

• The Pats only real success moving the ball was by running it themselves or short dump off passes to their RBs.

• The footage of ex-Hurricane players: Reed, Lewis, McGahee huddling up and talking about their dawg Sean Taylor gave me goose bumps. RIP, 21.

• The current great white hope at WR, Wes Welker, was held in check and cost me a fantasy win. Just call my fantasy squad the Detroit Lions.
  

• Ex-Dolphins RB Mercury Morris caught some grief in the sports blog world a few months ago but I find the dude hilarious. He needs Emmitt Smith's job as he was awesome on the ESPN pre game show.Check out the video

• I loved the Led Zeppelin music that ESPN played throughout the night. I wonder if Disney has a cut of their new upcoming tour.

• Do not play a drinking game in the coming weeks that revolves around the phrase, "blueprint to beat the Patriots." Your liver will not be able to stand the alcohol consumption after every sports pundit repeats this line over and over.
  

• The Ravens lost this game not as a result of bad calls by the refs but by conservative play calling on their last 2 drives that could have put the game away.

On the last questionable holding call on 4th down, I mean maybe it was or maybe it was not but in that situation the WR better be tackled for the ref to make that call. At the end of basketball games, very rarely do refs make the calls unless it is a blatant foul. Most good refs want the game to be decided by the players and not them.

I wanted to see more replays of the last 4th down holding call and god forbid they would actually show them on the Monday Football broadcast so I sat through the post game interviews until ESPN or NFL network would analyze the penalty.

I knew Belichick did not have a good reputation with treating the media and after watching his interview session, things have not improved at all.

He is short, rude, talks down to them, and overall just a DICK to everyone asking a simple question like, "how often did you run the 4-3 last night?"

The range of vocabulary in Belichick's answers would earn him the scorn of most middle school teachers. "Great Job, Good player, Nice job. Good team."



Memo to Bill:

You are paid millions of dollars and part of your job description is to talk to the media. I know in your eyes, the press is the enemy and you successfully feed off this "Pats against the world," crap after you were busted for stealing signals from other teams but at least show SOME personality to the fans. We do financially support the existence of your profession.

I think you are the best coach in football and I admire your aggressive style of play. It makes me always ask, "What would Bill Belichick Do?" in a football coaching situation.

I just do not understand why you have to be such an Ahole or portray this hostile image to the media/NFL consumers. This is not my memory of Bill Walsh or Jimmy Johnson.

My biggest problem is how your cankerous attitude has seeped into the behavior of your players. Last week, Welker cut off a live interview by using you as an excuse. (Video has been taking down)

Brady was similarly smug and acrimonious in his post game interview last night. He bolted the interview by running off the podium and muttered, "he said only 2 questions."

Aikman, Marino or Montana never talked/acted this way. Other current star QBs like Favre, Manning, and Romo always exemplify the up most class in their interviews or at least in the ones that I watch.

I expect more from one of the best players and coaches in the league.

Column on game last night.
Football Outsiders



(Thanks to Baltimore Sun for the Pictures)



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All Day Puts on a Show

Purple Jesus is SICK!


I posted the following list down below in case you want to remember the 6 teams that passed on AP in last April's NFL draft. Most of them did not need a back but I think they might rethink their selection after these moves by Purple Jesus.

The best description that I have heard of AP is that he has Barry Sanders' change of direction moves with Bo Jackson's speed and power. Simply Awesome.

1 Oakland Raiders-JaMarcus Russell
2 Detroit Lions-Calvin Johnson
3 Cleveland Browns-Joe Thomas
4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers-Gaines Adams
5 Arizona Cardinals-Levi Brown
6 Washington Redskins-LaRon Landry
7 Minnesota Vikings-Adrian Peterson



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BCS Sucks

I can ramble on for 10 paragraphs on this topic but I see no need to continually highlight the obvious. BCS sucks as much the 30 minute drawn out FOX selection show that they had last night announcing the pairings for the BCS bowl games.

I am related to a college president in one of the major BCS conferences and I think it is time to fire him off an email to explain the rationale behind these college presidents continually endorsing such a crappy, inefficient way to determine a national champion.

I already know the reason the system continues to exist is to hoard the big pot of money for the Big 6 BCS conferences and protect the financial interests of the bowl CEOs/sponsors. As in most decisions or issues in our country, it is ALWAYS about the money.

Ohio State beat 2 average teams in Michigan and Penn State. As a Big 10 guy, I do not want to hear about how bad the Big 10 sucks for 8 months in case Ohio State gets rolled again. I watch the games every week and I know the conference sucks.

Mizzou should be playing in a BCS bowl game over KU, a team they just beat 2 weeks ago.

Georgia got screwed by the system because according to the rankings they should have been bumped up and instead they were penalized by not playing in conference title game. There needs to be a rule added that only conference champions can play in the national title game. My man at Hey Jenny Slater breaks this down quite well.

I love Colt Brennan and Hawaii but they would have 3 or 4 losses if it played in one of the BCS conferences. They did win all of their games and no big schools will play them so I guess they deserve a BCS shot. Boise State's win over OU last year helped their cause. However, no way they are one of the best 10 teams in the college football.

I keep hearing buzz about a SEC bias and I understand some of the logic for the argument. LSU, UF, UGA can play with any teams in America. I think it drops down a level after that to Auburn, Arkansas, Tennessee. The SEC definitely has more quality depth than most conferences but I do not think their tops teams are head and above everyone else.

The only way to settle the best conference argument is by bowl records and until then, they jury is still out.

LSU has 2 losses and gets to play in national title game. How are LSU's 2 losses more impressive than Va Tech, OU or USC? I know LSU smoked Va Tech way back in September and that seemed to propel them over the Hokies.

I think LSU is one of the most talented teams in America but if they get credit for 2 close OT losses then I feel they should get deducted for 3 of their other last second wins.(UF,Auburn,Bama)

I think LSU/OU is probably the match up for the national title game but honestly, does it even matter anymore?

I am not even making sense and my head is spinning from reneging on my promises not to ramble on.

Oh, only 35 days of hype until the BCS title game. I can not wait! UGH

I am sure ESPN will make us hate both teams by the 2nd week of December. DOUBLE UGH!

This hit should wake everyone up on a Munday morning.



Bowl Match Ups at Awful Announcing



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Pack Lose to Cowgirls, Hey Refs, TAKE THAT!

Currently, my head feels as discombobulated as Bryant Gumbel's throat. Get that man some red bulls to pound during a broadcast, dude was killing me last night.

I should have picked up some light beer last night for the big game because chugging dark microbeer always leaves you extra groggy in the morning. Pick up a 12 pack of Magic Hat's "Feast of Fools" winter beer as it is quite delicious.

What a crazy, entertaining game last night and since I am nut job Cheese head, I was not too happy with the outcome. The Cowboys Offensive Line dominated the Packers leaving Romo all day to slice up Green Bay's shoty coverage and Packers played their worst defensive game all season.

Ultimately, the Cowboys made more plays than the Pack but man oh man, Green Bay was screwed on several huge game changing calls.

Al Harris picked the ball away from TO and the refs signaled Green Bay's ball, however, some dumb ass official blew the play dead and they could not overturn the call on replay. Truly a HORRIBLE call that I did not think could be topped until the 4th quarter.

The Cowboys were up 3 and threw a bomb down the field. WR and DB feet got tangled as the DB was looking back at the ball. The ref 10 feet from the play does not throw a flag as it was your typical no call but all of sudden a flag came out from 40 yards away from the incident! TheCowboys get the ball at the Packers 5 and score a crucial TD.

I am tired of these old refs in their 40s and 50s making these decisions and I think it is time to have some young blood aka, guys with better reflexes than these jokers.

Packers down 10, driving with 5 minutes left. Ryan Clark gets a horrible spot on a 3rd down run and he is clearly past the marker. This sets up a 4th down decision on the Cowboys 34 yard line I hate to invoke his name or this question, but "What would Bill Bellicheck do?"

Of course he would go for it but McCarthy decides to be a pussy and kick a FG. I understand the Packers still would need 2 scores no matter what but kicking a long FG instead of going for it on 4th and inches tells me that you are putting the onus on the defense to stop them.

However, The Packers D had not been able to do that very well all game. Plus, scoring a TD in that situation gives the team momentum and allows the possibility to hold Dallas to a FG but still be within one score.

Packers kick to cut the lead to 7. Dallas gets the ball and runs out most of the clock, kicking a FG to make the final outcome, 37-27

The Packers still could have won this game but they deserved to lose it as well. Allowing Dallas a first down on 3rd&19 from their own 5 was the biggest play of the game. Pack could not tackle Barber or cover Witten late in the game.

If the Packers can secure the second seed, they will be back in Dallas for a rematch. I am hoping number 4 will be healthy or Aaron Rodgers, "The Mullet with a Bullet," will keep up his surprising stellar play.

Check out this blog that breaks down the crappy calls against the Packers.

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HURRY and Watch!

I am still steaming over the media's coverage of Sean Taylor's tragic death and the National Greed League's continual decision to yank Taylor highlight videos off of You Tube. I have a blog posts coming on both of these topics very soon.

I just found a new video and it is pretty BAD A$$ just like the Boom King. Hurry Up and watch before the NGL's copyright minions contact You Tube, screaming infringement of their product.

However, the National Greed League will still take your money for Taylor's jerseys but you can not watch your favorite videos of a dead man.

Classless, Pathetic, Predictable, Typical.

I advocate boycotting buying any Taylor memorabilia straight from the NGL's website. You can purchase these cool items here, with the proceeds going to Taylor's family not to 31 billionaires' pockets. Check out this link for Taylor goods on Ebay.



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Seminole SLAAAAAAAAAP!

Florida State Seminole fan is still pissed about the A$$ kicking or should I say being "Tewboned" by the Florida Gators last weekend. Here is visual evidence to their desperate, crazed state of mind.

Oh, this video has everything that I love/miss about my cube college: hot poon, game days, drunken debauchery, stupid frat boy type pranks, tailgating. Did I mention hot poon? Oh Yes.



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Bad College Sucks?

I just found this hilarious Aqua Teen Hunger Force Video about the BCS and Eli Manning on With Leather. Oh, I want to add F You Elijah for throwing 3 picks for scores on Sunday against the Vikings. I was eliminated from the first round of my fantasy football playoffs because I lost to the team with Vikings D.

3 Fn Scores? I am still sick but at least I am not stuck being a Giants fan. Eli is not the answer, period. Time to put Fatty Jared Lorenzen in yet? NY media is about to have a field day if Eli continues to sail ducks on simple 15 yard in routes.



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William Hung Sighting

My favorite part of watching American Idol, other than to see what words a blitzed Paula Abdul will mix up, is the beginning of the season where a large portion of the Idol wannabees suck big time.

It is high comedy, especially when they think that they are actually good or getting screwed by Simon. I do not even have any empathy at all for them because I can not sing a lick so why would I enter a televised singing contest?

The original poster boy for American Idol delusional stardom was William Hung. You remember, "She Bangs, She Bangs, She Moves, She Moves."

I am too lazy to research about Hung's current whereabouts over the past few years but I do remember him cashing in on his 15 minutes by recording an album.

Hung is back and check out this video of him singing at halftime of the California/Washington football game. Oh, Hung attended Cal and is sporting Washington gear while "performing" at Husky Stadium. Traitor.

I wonder what the Berkeley hippies in those trees think about this turn coat development? Riot starting on Telegraph Ave in 1, 2, 3.....



Just in case you needed your William Hung memory refreshed.



If people like Hung score hot poon in america, no wonder the world still hates us. Oh, those other 2 weird looking Idol rejects received a job covering the Super Bowl last year.
I rest my case.

Update: I guess Hung attended Cal but still very bush league.

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Sad Day in Skins Nation

This blog is usually full of tongue and cheek commentary with my futile attempts at humor. I rarely have serious overtones unless I am ranting about our inept government leaders.

I felt the need to honor Sean Taylor after his passing this morning from a gun shot wound. My only wish was that Taylor would have gave interviews and talked to the media more so I would have a better first hand sense of his personality.

All of those close to him describe what a cool cat he was and how much he had matured over the years. Plus, he was having the best season of his career and he appeared to be becoming a vocal leader on the Redskins team.

Taylor's past incidents with the law over 2 years ago are highly irrelevant so please ignore the media's incessant need to rehash them like they just happened or are apply to this individual tragedy. The "he had this coming" to him angle is simply deplorable.
I am not even a Skins fan either.

Taylor died performing the honorable deed of protecting his loved ones from attack. He should be admired and cherished. Whether it is a professional football player, a US soldier overseas, or a ordinary person, 24 years old is way too early for a life to end.

My heart goes out to everyone involved with Skins nation and I will pour some out this evening for number 21.

In tribute of his memory, I found some video clips of Taylor.









I would have more clips of Taylor but the NFL hates their product being promoted for free on You Tube and yanks highlight videos that fans make. I guess that I am lucky to be in the 1/3 of America that will actually get to see the Cowboys/Packers game on Thursday night by having the NFL network.

Pissing off your loyal fans/customers is an awful business model and it is probably the same one that the Big 10 network is following.

Monopolies fight, consumers lose.

UPDATE: As you can tell the NFL has already taking down 2 of the highlight videos. Nice Work: National Greed League. I was pissed when you made blogger take down my post about Bob Sanders but this has crossed over the line.

Hey NGL, football fans/aka people that line the pockets of your enterprise want to see videos of one of your star players that was tragically killed but protecting your commercial interests are more important to you.

No one is making money of watching football highlights of Sean Taylor on You Tube. Get over your greedy selves.

F YOU NGL!

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